Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%
  • Total voters
    390
I put on a true crime playlist for background noise earlier. In a video about Charles Albright, the "Eyeball Killer," they say his mom was very open with him about how aggressive his dad was. A very large percentage of serial killers experienced some form of sexual trauma as a child, whether it was being molested themselves or having to watch their shitty mother have trains run on her to make rent.

Rackets has complained about his parents not being open with their sex lives to him growing up. People ITT have also discussed Rackets's potential to have been a serial killer in another life or a family annihilator in this one. Let's all be thankful Bob and Celeste didn't see a need in discussing creampies around their offspring.

Though I suppose he still has plenty of time...
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
I put on a true crime playlist for background noise earlier. In a video about Charles Albright, the "Eyeball Killer," they say his mom was very open with him about how aggressive his dad was. A very large percentage of serial killers experienced some form of sexual trauma as a child, whether it was being molested themselves or having to watch their shitty mother have trains run on her to make rent.

Rackets has complained about his parents not being open with their sex lives to him growing up. People ITT have also discussed Rackets's potential to have been a serial killer in another life or a family annihilator in this one. Let's all be thankful Bob and Celeste didn't see a need in discussing creampies around their offspring.

Though I suppose he still has plenty of time...
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The jury's out on if this could apply to Nick's kids, though
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Or maybe he was always writing hers. Seems real funny that we haven't seen or heard much from her lately and suddenly all the weird skitzoposting live laugh love shit stops.
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All we know for sure is that he hasn't done an M. Night Shamalan style twist and killed her in the woods (instead of her killing him) because his twig arms could not meet the draw strength requirement of April's compound bow for girls.
 
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What a ChatGPT kinda non-apology. Who is Nick even talking to at this point? Who wanted to smile and laugh over stories of him destroying his family, “learning more about themselves” in the process? What peak parasocial bullshit is this?

Nick, people liked you for what you portrayed, not what you betrayed. And you did it all by your lonesome.
 
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This is the biggest cope-response to Nick. "They had to destroy you because they care about your kids more than you do."
Someone else destroyed Nick? He was arrested with an ounce of cocaine and his daughter tested positive, but he didn't destroy himself. Someone else did it.
I guess this is the only way someone can still support Nick
 
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Peace Through Power said:
This is the biggest cope-response to Nick. "They had to destroy you because they care about your kids more than you do."
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> Be a father of 5 children
> Do a mountain of cocaine
> Do not pay the mortgage on your home
> Have an extramarital relationship
> Have your children taken by CPS
> People begin worrying about your ability to take care of your own children
> Blame the government and shame reasonable people
> Profit ??????
 
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> Be a father of 5 children
> Do a mountain of cocaine
> Do not pay the mortgage on your home
> Have an extramarital relationship
> Have your children taken by CPS
> People begin worrying about your ability to take care of your own children
> Blame the government and shame reasonable people
> Profit ??????
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To be honest, I'm glad that Nick keeps tweeting like this, because it means that Nick's lolcow saga is not over. I can't wait to see how he will fuck up this year. I can't think of a way that he could make his life worse, but I Nick always manages to fuck up in unexpected ways. I hope Nick gets a million posts on his thread
 
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Smile, laugh, and learn more. Wasn't this nigger tweeting two weeks ago about how he fucked April bloody? Was that in the same bed where the Qover slept four to a bed? Was it the same or different location from where his kid that tested positive for cocaine ingestion would often try to come and sleep? I can't believe that bitch nanny quit in the middle of the school year. How could any family survive that? All they had was millions of dollars and two stay-at-home parents. Truly impossible hurdles to overcome.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
I put on a true crime playlist for background noise earlier. In a video about Charles Albright, the "Eyeball Killer," they say his mom was very open with him about how aggressive his dad was. A very large percentage of serial killers experienced some form of sexual trauma as a child, whether it was being molested themselves or having to watch their shitty mother have trains run on her to make rent.

Rackets has complained about his parents not being open with their sex lives to him growing up. People ITT have also discussed Rackets's potential to have been a serial killer in another life or a family annihilator in this one. Let's all be thankful Bob and Celeste didn't see a need in discussing creampies around their offspring.

Though I suppose he still has plenty of time...
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He seems to have this weird, seething rage towards his parents about this.

Nick has probably talked himself into believing that all of his misfortunes are their fault.

If only they hadn’t been WEIRD and PRUDES and sat him down to watch some Rekieta homemade porn, he wouldn’t have been such an awkward nerd you see!

And then Nick would have had his choice of hawt teen pussy, and wouldn’t have married the first girl he was able to wear down. And if it wasn’t for Kayla being such a prude wife and forcing him to have all those annoying kids, he wouldn’t have had to fuck April, and ruined his show by destigmatizing the bedroom.
 
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Nick will NEVER have to worry about the financial future of his children.
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Nick doesn't even CARE about their financial future.

The grandparents do.

They're not going to let this worthless faggot ruin it for them. They will ruthlessly cut his ass out rather than let this faggot snort up their grandchildren's future.
 
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The weird thing about the tweets (not really weird he's a narcissist) is how he is treating himself like a big deal.

Rekieta today is about as far removed in time from the peak of his YouTube channel streaming to 100,000 concurrent viewers as Ralph was to getting banned from YouTube back when Ralph was getting his purse snatched in Portugal.

I don't know how Rekieta talks as if he's not washed up.

He's not streamed anything on his YouTube channel in over 4 months.
He streamed maybe once a week for the 3 months before that, mostly seething about his own case.
The 6 months before that he was an absolutely insane drunk cokehead.
The 1.5 years before that he was largely drunk and incoherent the whole time, though not as crazy as after he met April Imholte.

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I can't believe that bitch nanny quit in the middle of the school year. How could any family survive that? All they had was millions of dollars and two stay-at-home parents. Truly impossible hurdles to overcome.
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Nick Rekieta getting arrested for felony drug possession because he was an unhinged cokehead was the fault of Nick Rekieta's nanny quitting in the middle of the school year because she was tired of dealing with unhinged cokeheads.

This is actually what Nick Rekieta believes.
 
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"I can't wait to learn about myself and laugh the night away listening to one of Nick's classic stories!"
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Man the mealy mouthed passive aggressive self pitying whinging in one post combined with smug self assured arrogance in another is just amazing. Which is it nick are you cool unbothered and have it all together? Or are you trying not to eat a bullet every day?
 
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Nick Rekieta getting arrested for felony drug possession because he was an unhinged cokehead was the fault of Nick Rekieta's nanny quitting in the middle of the school year because she was tired of dealing with unhinged cokeheads.

This is actually what Nick Rekieta believes.
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She probably also refused to suck him his penis.
 
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