tried the app twice: It's literally howlr 2.0 but you don't know who's running it this time.
1st time I was held hostage by furries in a secured garage but I escaped due to firefighters, my fiance kidnapped, shit tossed in a gutter, while they lied to cops that I was a hooker.
2nd time the guy was a complete asshole; weirdly blowing money on a hooker when I got there that never showed, blew another 60fuckinggrand on some nigger scamming for gold, but then reams me about having to buy me a fucking pair of socks and a shirt to no fucking end. when those degraded from continue wear, he bitched about getting me another one, chich he didnt, because I already had a shirt on. dude was nuts. I think meeting him made me stop being a complete faggot and completely hate the fandom. here was this guy, that near retirement, didnt know how to fuckign retire. he was widowed, yet never fucked his wife and was sexcretly gay. his nephew was a leftist fag that told him im a nazi and was coming down to beat my ass; by the boiling point nearing whatever con they were having, I was forced back on the streets as his ass got plowed by the hurricane rather than a dildo. #fureveralone this moron was. While be bragged endlessly about his fucking lifetime passes to disney/universal, he never fucking took me. We went to universal and blew a couple grand which factored out to be around $22/ride. Slammed 19 rides that day, first on every ride just by using the $30 golf cart scam that makes them think you are a retard and need to go first after cutting everyone in line, even front row at concerts, etc. While this would've been a great time, I hated it because he never invited his coworker who was a furry, because he hated the nigger for being autistic. wut? You both work at fucking chuckecheese... you're fucking 65... and he's 25... and you're being a shitfuck to someone in your own fucking job? ugh. Nigger turned out to be prolly one of the most coolest furfags ever, loved his job, and would draw art on the side. Tasteful cub shit. You read that right. Tasteful. Dunno why dipshit didnt try to date this guy, but whatev. I cried when the nigger freaked out when we became friends and he didnt want to, prolly cuz hes never had a friend, ie seemed like. his neighbors simply sucked and would tease him.
back to the old fart; dude had a 8ft tall Sully, the remains of Rapid T Rabbit, backstage videos of him and telemonster and elmo cursing, while his manager had EVRY FUCKING CHUCKECHEESE collectable and animatronic and detail since the company was created. Even had an awkward offical Cheesevention at his house that was only his manager and a friend showing up. I dunno why I was there. I wasn't included, yet was sitting right there.
when he became santa that year, I was his photographer. I hated that mall. macys was bought out by methheads running a shit thrift store behind us. Everywhere in florida was an hour or two drive. everywhere. this guy was tanking hard on all those filet minion steaks (all tastes like ass) and white zinfadel by the fucking gallons to which he was pissing out dime-sized stones and dying on the table from morphine reactions as the docs sipped slurpies in the hall. no one loved this man, but I did. ...to which his nephew told him to hate me cuz im a nazi, so he told his friends he hated that I loved him, as well as posting our fucking texts into the public chat... to which I ejcted myself onto the highway in fear of this crazed man. I stopped giving a shit when I busted ass all day at home detailing the yard and he just bitched that I threw the leaves in the can... like ffs... where the fuck else am I gunna put the shit? so I went next door, did meth, moved the fuck out. by then he was saying how much he trusted and loved me... too fucking late. I made him get a restraining order so that he could feel protected. he was burning a grand a month and only had 120 in the bank to which he cried that he simply would 'end'? what a dumbass. I tried showing him how to apply for all sorts of shit, but he bitched and moaned till the last fucking second and would forget his fucking ss card, names of his case workers, etc. hopeless.
I fixed up his life as ebst I could. uncluttered and organized his bs, fixed his ac both on the house and car, bald to new tires, a bunch of broken shit both in the house, car, life... People were so politely nasty to him because of his wealth it became problematic; overserving him to the point I had to drive him home when im not supposed to, his insane tips... we went to the Knights dinner and theater thing and his huge tipping made the servers treat others like garbage around us for not tipping the same. I was enraged, got the server prolly fired by demanding 4 vip refunds for him demanding more money off patrons. Ruined my knight. So I pulled him into the car and we hit off a halloween bar and got shitfaced. he loved how I knew how to simply get into these shitty themeparks and anywhere by digging in the trash by the entrance for wristbands, demanding full refunds and thensome for not being satisfied (trust me when I say that florida is a complete scam and shit people, shit food)
Also, his friends... if you can call them that... never cared for him. Furmeets were basically a sausage fest at a retirement village. One dude had a drug fetish, which got me hooked back on drugs, then he tells me his bf died from 'smoking meth' (didnt know that was possible) while others claim local furs exploded from those whippets. Yes, a furry fucking exploded. Dude blasted his fucking brain nearly outta his head. The furs who lived practically next fucking door NEVER talked to him in person, making him cry balls every fucking meetup. Why even go? he didnt try to interact then ditch after an hour or less because no one wanted to watch ghost hunters with him. (the show sucks) Weirdly, the host was crazy as fuck, and we all hardly knew him but have seen his work for making the anubis costume for Mummy, Goomba from Mario, etc... and he had these costumes in themed rooms, surrounded by full sized arcades and a tiki bar. If you dare ask to try on the costumes... you're fucking banned. how fucking dare you be that offensive. who in their right fucking mind would be so rude to ASK?! ...no really, thats how they responded. Now... I get why old dude cried. these were shit people. Old people too that kn... no... they didnt know better... they are now 65yo faggots that wont die alone quick enough.
Meeting this future version of myself made me realize to stop being a faggot and have kids.
I'd rather fuck a nigger than be a faggot at this point.
