DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Look at all those top tiered characters that whooped his ass tonight. I say that a huge and robust variety.

 

[Puerile Burger]

Tranny is lonely now that it’s previous partner is a pedo?

Jesus how does he still not get this? He doesn't have any takes, he's the most boring basic bitch NPC out there. You're going to spend hours doing tech support, sit through an entire prestream about how he doesn't watch wrestling just to hear his "take" that he likes the same hulk hogan match everyone else does.

The obese Canadian NEEDS a tard to wrangle. Surfer, Godwinson, Tardski and now DSP.
It's akin to a semi-attractive girl with major self-esteem issues surrounding herself with fat and ugly friends.
It's obvious that Ashton's ego is adamant that he MUST be the smartest guy in the room at all times. The easiest way to accomplish this is to fill the room with autists and retards.

 

[RougeRed]

I hate when people spread misinformation because fuck face Phil will use that as "see detractors exaggerate everything dood".

To be fair, he is probably going to do that regardless of how accurate the information posted here is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The obese Canadian NEEDS a tard to wrangle. Surfer, Godwinson, Tardski and now DSP.
It's akin to a semi-attractive girl with major self-esteem issues surrounding herself with fat and ugly friends.
It's obvious that Ashton's ego is adamant that he MUST be the smartest guy in the room at all times. The easiest way to accomplish this is to fill the room with autists and retards.

Crazy detractor conspiracy theory: Andy kicked Triple P (I call him Triple P) out of the house and now he's looking to couchsurf at the snort fort.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil has this weird thing where he's typically better than a super casual player but sucks against anybody who knows what they're doing.

So, just like IRL. Just like what we've heard with Jaha, and witnessed during his interviews, if Phil can't control the situation, he folds like a cheap paper lantern. He has no spine. No wonder he sucked up to the teachers in high school. Fucker was scared to death of continually being stuffed in lockers for running his mouth.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Crazy detractor conspiracy theory: Andy kicked Triple P (I call him Triple P) out of the house and now he's looking to couchsurf at the snort fort.

can someone give me a QRD on what happened with those fags? i just keep seeing something about an orgy and pedophiles

 

[dent_whisperer]

can someone give me a QRD on what happened with those fags? i just keep seeing something about an orgy and pedophiles

I think Triple P and Andy went to Vegas and had a coke fueled orgy with some hookers, which is pretty much the entire reason Vegas even exists, while Andy was claiming he wasn't using anymore. No idea about the other thing though.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I think Triple P and Andy went to Vegas and had a coke fueled orgy with some hookers, which is pretty much the entire reason Vegas even exists, while Andy was claiming he wasn't using anymore. No idea about the other thing though.

Regarding the other thing - some of their paypigs got doxed and revealed to be into some Derich-tier sick shit.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Regarding the other thing - some of their paypigs got doxed and revealed to be into some Derich-tier sick shit.

Was it a situation like with Phil where they knew and did nothing?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Was it a situation like with Phil where they knew and did nothing?

Yes, Andy even played games with them all the time and IIRC one of them was in Vegas.

 

[KD6-3.7]

When you see the good looking new girl in the school for the first time and you wanna impress her!

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You guys wont believe who just dropped a hundo. Dont even try to guess, you will never get it...

When Phil noticed PPP in his chat, his mannerisms immediately reverted back to how they are every day during the cold open of his prestream. Every day during the cold open, his speech pattern and physical gestures are super exaggerated, like a bad game show host, or even an infomercial host. I guess that’s what he thinks makes him look more professional. But he does a lot of gay pointing at the camera. And he has a very smug half-smile on his face, which I imagine he thinks makes him look more charismatic. What’s funny is that those mannerisms disappear within five minutes after the prestream opening, and he goes back to talking like a drunk and looking like an autistic grandpa.

And holy fucking shit, I’ve never seen anyone who is worse at faking laughter and being amused. It’s almost Tommy Wiseau-level bad acting. He tilts his head back and literally just goes “ha ha ha ha ha.”

Can Phil go more than two minutes without doing something weird, or gross, or cringe, or embarrassing?

 

[San Dimas High School]

I think Triple P and Andy went to Vegas and had a coke fueled orgy with some hookers, which is pretty much the entire reason Vegas even exists, while Andy was claiming he wasn't using anymore. No idea about the other thing though.

Here's what happened to the best of my ability. A guy who was Andy's friend for 10 years got mad at Andy for not giving him enough attention so he started to vent online about how Andy sucks. Ralph got involved and let this guy and another guy on his stream to make fun of a trip PPP and Andy went on to Vegas with their paypigs. It's presumed that Andy and PPP had some black women in the room with them and a couple of paypigs for a night, while other paypigs slept in another hotel room.

Andy's wife or girlfriend or whatever seemingly corroborated this by referring to them as black hookers, but she wasn't there so who knows. The accusation is that some paypigs and Andy fucked some hookers while PPP watched. Andy helped one guy grind into a hooker or something, it's weird.

No one cared about that stuff very much, they made fun of them but it didn't seem to be a big deal. This was over a year ago. Anyway then a KC paypig named Metokur Masochist was outed as being interested in weird pornography like lolicon shotacon and seemed like he was into slightly less perversions than derich.

Now people are mostly giving KC shit for having perverted paypigs. That's the entire drama, as far as I can tell.

It's very similar to DSP+Darziak or DSP+Anonymouse type thing imo, just the KC paypigs give much more money.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

There is a class in the Shadowrun tabletop game, the Toxic Shaman. As you might have guessed, this class is immune to living in radioactive waste and uses it as a weapon. PPP will become DSP's biggest A-Log yet by the time DSP's Toxic Cloud is done with him. DSP will not even put forth the effort to reciprocate the medieval King banter gimmick; he is a black hole of entertainment, other than watching him get MATI or fuck things up like Steve Urkel in the Winslow living room. DSP does not care about wrestling, just like he doesn't care about Pokemon or a myriad of other things he attempts to glomb onto to pump out the slop content that veneers his panhandling op. I will be entertained either way, so there you go.

To be fair, he is probably going to do that regardless of how accurate the information posted here is.

DSP's react to the Joon Doc where they went over the banks leaks was probably the most severe demented word salad I've ever heard, barring a homeless man with piss pants huffing paint in an alcove. Even ALT Reacting over it didn't help. If I ever started talking like that I'd hope someone would get me help. Bear in mind no one forced him to react to the Joon Doc, nor even mention the banks leaks. All he had to say was "I contacted the authorities, I can't talk about it, don't ask about it," any halfway rational person would respect that. What happened to his ethos about not giving the trolls acknowledgement because it just motivates them? Of all the times to execute that strategy, that banks leaks would be the one.

 

[dent_whisperer]

DSP does not care about wrestling, just like he doesn't care about Pokemon or a myriad of other things he attempts to glomb onto to pump out the slop content that veneers his panhandling op. I will be entertained either way, so there you go.

If Phil ever put in any effort he could have been at the forefront of a company like EA, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Sony or whoever else that just pumps out constant no effort slop. Motherfucker could have made bank working on games like Dustborn or Concord and pulled Hogan's till the cows come home and still had millions in the bank if he just gave a fuck.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

If Phil ever put in any effort he could have been at the forefront of a company like EA, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Sony or whoever else that just pumps out constant no effort slop. Motherfucker could have made bank working on games like Dustborn or Concord and pulled Hogan's till the cows come home and still had millions in the bank if he just gave a fuck.

Adventures of Phil 1-16 (and climbing), Published by Ubisoft for PS5, XBox, and PC. Every character is a phil faceswap, has phil voice, and phil always dominates conflicts, never loses.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Crazy detractor conspiracy theory: Andy kicked Triple P (I call him Triple P) out of the house and now he's looking to couchsurf at the snort fort.

Apologies in advance if I am the autistic idiot that fact checked a joke, but Andy and Ashton haven't cohabited for about a year or so. If this was a joke and I was tone deaf, I apologize.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Adventures of Phil 1-16 (and climbing), Published by Ubisoft for PS5, XBox, and PC. Every character is a phil faceswap, has phil voice, and phil always dominates conflicts, never loses.

Thank god he is so lazy because he could have done real damage if he ever had the motivation to do anything but take the easiest option available at all times.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Apologies in advance if I am the autistic idiot that fact checked a joke, but Andy and Ashton haven't cohabited for about a year or so. If this was a joke and I was tone deaf, I apologize.

Hey no worries, most people here don't know any Casino lore so it's fine.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Yeah Bookworm I feel like I have kids with the amount of stuff I am responsible for and running around constantly. I feel like I have a full family of four."

 

[PieceofShet]

"Yeah Bookworm I feel like I have kids with the amount of stuff I am responsible for and running around constantly. I feel like I have a full family of four."

I caught this part last stream, it was surreal. What was even more funny that PoP just had a kid and he said that he would rather not comment on phils lunacy

OR

Maybe he do have a 4th person in the house. Who knows. As far as we know, Kat could be dead and stuck in the freezer.