Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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She is running in compression, yet her legs are the same circumference, the calves are fatter, her gunt is bigger and her face is fatter too. She absolutely is fatter

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This video also proves nothing. Just like @Potatis Salad and @Diet Coke 4 Life pointed out, the only true way of showing progress is by showing split times from smart watch. This is just her "cat deflection" but her audience seems to believe it

Looking forward to the next bout of surgeries and her "rediscovering" how do use her arms. Doubt they won't stop working putting food to mouth though
Lmao I thought the order of pics was before and then after and I agreed she looks smaller in the pic on the right.

Then I realized I had it backward. These people gotta be trolling her unless they think the order is reversed too. Maybe that’s why Anna framed it like she did.
 
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Well this pic doesn't make her look big at all.
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She is in a snorkling vest in the picture which is probably not connected to her at all since its straps would not be long enough. Weight limit on them is also around 220 lbs.
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So she's learning to edit? More evidence that Jon is gone. Also, literal lol when she dove in and popped right back up like a rubber duck. That's a lot of non burnable fat making her so buoyant!
 
Lmao I thought the order of pics was before and then after and I agreed she looks smaller in the pic on the right.

Then I realized I had it backward. These people gotta be trolling her unless they think the order is reversed too. Maybe that’s why Anna framed it like she did.
Especially cause it goes from dec to January and people might not notice it’s 1/2024 cause she put it up right as the year changed so if you don’t notice they look a month apart
 
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I want Anna to do more bikini try-on hauls while wearing the full-body, blow-up, fat suit compression thing.
 
She is in a snorkling vest in the picture which is probably not connected to her at all since its straps would not be long enough. Weight limit on them is also around 220 lbs.
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So she's learning to edit? More evidence that Jon is gone. Also, literal lol when she dove in and popped right back up like a rubber duck. That's a lot of non burnable fat making her so buoyant!

Serious science question…how would drowning work for a person of Anna’s size? Would the life jacket she’s wearing be able to do anything at all to help her, given she’s roughly three times the weight limit? Would she just be able to float belly up indefinitely because of all her body fat? And once they came to rescue her, would they have to use one of those hoisting net things they use to pull whales, sharks etc on to the decks of boats? (Deep thoughts by Jack Handey)
 
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Fat floats, also she may be too big to be rescued.
They would have to go get creative, they couldn’t just leave her out on the water. I’m picturing something where they put more inflatables around her head and shoulders and attach a line to her like water skiing with a few coastguard in the water with her to guide her along and a slow tow to safety.

I’m sure that wouldn’t work cause I don’t know how to rescue somebody but I’m sure they’d figure something out.

Horror movie idea: they can’t get her out from drowning, let’s say it’s a team of four men on a coast guard boat in the ocean. So they decide to just go back to land and tell people they never saw her, and they vow never to tell anybody about it cause they are ashamed. A few weeks later they start hearing strange noises in the bushes and in their attics and stuff. One guy looks out the window and he sees: thickums running toward him like @Barbarella on the beach. He dies of fright and she eventually takes out all four of them the same exact way. They think she is a ghost but really she got out of the water by beaching herself like a whale.

The end of the movie is Anna crying about all she wanted was to ask them to go out with her.
 
Real talk, if my friends gain more than the regular holiday/vacation 10 and start complaining about it, I say "you look great, but why not just start exercising on your lunch break again or go off sugar for a few weeks." And they do the same for me.
More proof Anna never let anyone be her friend. If anyone tries to help they get a "candid" ten hour lecture.

Do we think she's going to take all the haul suggestions and try to do them in these days before her arm surgery and then drip feed them to her audience?

I lol'd when I looked up Brandy Melville, that was just mean,
 
This is wild. Tracie is a FULL TIME employee of Anna's. She hasn't worked as a teacher going on three years. Poor Anna, even her "bestie" is just a paid friend.
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Is it possible that Tracie found it difficult to teach after her salivary glands cancer treatment in 2018 and wanted to gradually move to a fully remote job instead?
if that's what happened then for once Anna did a good deed for someone, getting them paid employment during a difficult time.
I don't know what Tracie's husband's job in the Air Force is exactly, or whether he makes enough money to support his family without Tracie's income.

Tracie's loyalty to Anna is understandable, as obnoxious as Anna is. Sick people are often deserted by friends or even family members. Anna stuck around after her cancer diagnosis while others probably didn't. If you're dealing with cancer while your husband is deployed abroad and you have young children to take care of, whoever is there for you will have your permanent loyalty. They already were good friends since around 2007 I think?
 
So have we all come to a census on what’s going on with Jon, her shitty, low-effort (more than usual) edits and videos yet?

I can only speculate, and indeed, I will!

I suspect there was some issue between Jon and Anna about him either being underpaid or overworked, mostly I suspect she has made a few too many inappropriate demands. I don’t even mean sexual harassment type-stuff (which she’s capable of, we already know), but based on her mobility and health, I’m sure she’s asked him to do stuff that an actual caregiver should be doing. I don’t even mean a trained medical professional that she has to pay because they have actual licenses to maintain, but an informal caregiver, like a family member or friend would be, to help with basics like making sure she wakes up and takes her medication on time, assistance with changing a bandage, administering sponge baths, or other low-level, quasi-medical care. An elderly neighbor of mine recently had surgery and the dr called me to make sure I was willing to help her with certain, small tasks while she was dealing with the immediate aftermath of the surgery, in order to prevent blood clots and infections (nothing like assistance with toileting or standing, which Anna could potentially have issues with due to her size under regular conditions, let alone while in compression). It’s small stuff, but it’s still intimate, and if you can’t afford a professional to do it for you, you’d have to ask someone you trust, and Jon is the only person she has nearby. Tracie lives in another state and Anna has no one else in her life outside of Jon.

I think it probably also bothers him and/or his fiancée that she calls him her “friend” all the time. He’s not her friend, he’s her employee. A long time ago, I needed help with something, and I asked my manager for help (spoiler, he was a terrible manager) and he said, “go ask one of your friends for help.” I just stood there looking dumb because I held my tongue instead of telling him that my coworkers are NOT my friends, and we should not be referring to our professional colleagues as “friends” so casually in the workplace. I wonder if there was a conversation about this, sometime around the Disney visit where they went to the magic show or whatever it was. Have we seen Jon since then? Or any evidence of him even being behind the scenes?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had put in his notice to quit, and she brought him to the magic show as a last-ditch attempt to win him back. She has to buy people’s friendships, we already know that, but while you can buy subservience, you cannot buy loyalty.

Even if the money Jon earns is worth putting up with Anna’s bad behavior, the money will run out sooner than later. YouTube and social media Influencing is not a long-lasting career. Very, very few people are able to work as entertainers of any sort for the many decades of a regular work-life, especially not with the level of pay that would be required to then have a staff that needs to be paid as well. She’s not Paul fucking McCartney who is still fucking touring as of like three months ago. Anna is not the fifth beatle, and even if she maintained her popularity, she’s going to hit a wall with her ability to make content, let alone stay the fuck alive, very soon, and Jon’s gotta know that better than any of us, since he is the person she spends most of her time with, and it is 100% unfiltered Anna, which must be pretty awful.
 
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