Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
Nah he’s fit right in. Narcissistic and gives drugs to children? He should save time and just troon out today
Sounds like an tv ad for trooning out.

“Getting too much heat for your decisions? The consequences of your actions too much? People not respecting how magnificent, majestic and always correct you are? You think drugging kids is ok?
Don’t wait, Troon Out today!”
 
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I cant tell which card that is from the photo, but I'll assume its a 4090Ti based on his need to flex.
He's an absolute idiot because even massively underclocking it and mining crypto with it would have made it at least pay for itself in its useful lifespan. Instead he paid enough for a whole computer for something he had absolutely no use for.

Just an absolute dipshit. No wonder he's broke.
 
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Spread them cheeks, boy.
Wonder if this is the start of the "I'm a changed man" arc? This narcissistic loser might finally be realizing that he has to follow social cues like "boasting about doing a mountain of cocaine when you're a married father of 5 isn't cool." I have a good feeling he might end up like this most of the year with lots of fake apologies and allusions to how he's "learned from his mistakes." He's gotta control that narrative, and he understands that "recovering addict" makes people like him more than being an unrepentant junkie.
Probably. He may not be going homeless, but he for sure doesn't have any money and will need to start streaming again. I know Aaron said that Nick would probably retire from the Internet, but I don't think he realistically can. He has 5 kids and taxes, and he won't have a license to practice law if I'm correct. Not to mention that he's now publicly known as a junkie, normies know. Streaming is his only chance to make money again, and so he needs to get his reputation back. A lot of his detractors are former fans, so he probably believes that he can win them back by showing that "he's changed and grown"

Maybe it is a sincere apology, maybe he has some humanity left in him. But I personally doubt it. It would be very out of character for him to humble himself and sincerely apologize for the misery that he's brought to his family. After all, "the only victim of any of this is Nick Rekieta" -- according to himself.
This idea seems to be Rekieta's main coping mechanism nowadays. "Nothing I have done affected you!"

He ignores that recent revelations show he has been lying to his audience for years about things that resonate with many people's core principles. His actions have affected children. He may think that because the children are his, their problems are only his business. But civilized society understands that children are the most vulnerable group and their interests must be protected by all. Often, a child's best interests conflict with their parents' understanding, especially when dealing with junkies like Rekieta.
Look, I never watched Rekieta when he was popular, and I certainly never gave him money. I have given money to other YouTubers and Internet celebrities, and I would be upset if I knew that my money went to fueling their drug habits.

A lot of people feel para-social relationships with the YouTubers that they watch. People sincerely liked Rekieta and liked his family, and are upset that he has mistreated them so much.
This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?
This just proves my suspicion that he's not really sorry for anything he's done. He immediately goes back to giving (I assume) Melton, the fat greasy pedophile, money that he doesn't have to pointlessly argue with his detractors. He's either severely autistic or is abusing again.
 
The Revenge of Lord Balldolot
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Sequel to The Journey of Sir Balldolot, and the final installment in my medieval Lord Balldo trilogy.
Nice work! Potentially Criminal had the best lines.

Each of my videos takes about 2-3 hours of editing per minute of the final video, not counting pre-production. And I think you were doing way more complex work than I do, so I can't imagine the time you dedicated to this project.

I enjoyed it very much!
 
He immediately goes back to giving (I assume) Melton, the fat greasy pedophile, money that he doesn't have to pointlessly argue with his detractors.

Not anymore, surprisingly:

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The abrupt dropoff coincided perfectly with his bootlicking at the December 17th settlement conference, so it may have something to do with his overall recent trend of poor attempts to mimic what a redemption arc is supposed to look like, which might as well include dissociating from a creep that's only a PR net loss for him. Sucks for him that he can never fully memoryhole just how strong the association was and for how long.
 
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I enjoyed it very much!

I swear, Sharpeteer's videos on the Lord Balldo saga will be Rekieta's historical legacy. In years to come, it'll stand up there with archetypal mythical stories like Beowulf and King Lear, but Sharpeteer's renderings will be how the story is remembered.

Oh sure, there are many who did the groundwork in creating the historical record, and that work will always be critically important. But when they endow the first chair in Balldo studies, it'll be in a literature department and they'll be watching these videos.
 
Wonder if this is the start of the "I'm a changed man" arc? This narcissistic loser might finally be realizing that he has to follow social cues like "boasting about doing a mountain of cocaine when you're a married father of 5 isn't cool." I have a good feeling he might end up like this most of the year with lots of fake apologies and allusions to how he's "learned from his mistakes." He's gotta control that narrative, and he understands that "recovering addict" makes people like him more than being an unrepentant junkie.
Then he'll start the cycle again once he's busted for using cocaine during probation

"The government set me up! I should be able to use cocaine with my kids in my own house!"
 
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The abrupt dropoff coincided perfectly with his bootlicking at the December 17th settlement conference, so it may have something to do with his overall recent trend of poor attempts to mimic what a redemption arc is supposed to look like, which might as well include dissociating from a creep that's only a PR net loss for him. Sucks for him that he can never fully memoryhole just how strong the association was and for how long.
There is no redemption arc. When he says anything reflective or mentions mistakes, he is engaging in displacement apologising.

I made some mistakes = I shouldn't have become friends with Aaron or I shouldn't have tried to please my wife by swinging.
 
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Buck Status: OBLITERATED.

Come on Nick. You were so smarmy and superior I really didn't think your first arrest would leave you so utterly cucked. Guess you were always just fronting like a guy who is tougher and smarter than other people. Makes sense.
 
The 535's are a great, great pair of headphones, and not too badly priced at around 400$ MSRP. I use mine all the time and they've lasted me over 5 years of use and abuse to date and are still going strong. Worth every penny. But the a18s? For what? He doesn't mix and master music and those headphones are designed to very accurately reproduce the audible audio spectrum of which human voice uses a small percentage of unless singing. The cost/value ratio of a headset like this is completely and utterly lost on him.

I'd wager that he couldn't pickout which headset was which in a blind sound test unless he has exquisite ears.
What I want to know is what he is using to drive the a18s. I highly doubt it is sufficient enough, or anywhere close to revealing how good those IEMs are. That level of IEMs you need a very nice DAC/AMP setup to take advantage of the detail. He probably just has them plugged into his audio mixer or something, they should really have a dedicated setup.
 
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