Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I AM NOT CANADIAN NOR A WEED EXPERT BUT I AM A LIFE LONG SMOKER AND BORN A-LOG HOWEVER IT APPEARS TO BE A PENCIL AFTER GOING FRAME BY FRAME FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE TIMESTAMPS. CAN CONFIRM WARSKI HAS SHAVED ARMPITS AND IS A MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL. I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER HE IS ON SOMETHING OR JUST MENTALLY IMPAIRED. I DO BELIEVE HOWEVER THAT IF HE WAS ON A BENDER DURING THE HOLIDAYS HE WOULD NOT ACT THIS GIDDY.




I WILL ALSO TAKE CREDIT FOR THEM DOING A PROMO TODAY AFTER TELLING THEM THEY'RE LESS THAN RALPH. I MADE THEM GO LIVE. DANCE FOR ME ASHTON.
I found it interesting that at some points, his hand came up with the pencil and other times it didn't. Around the four minute mark, it is between his index and middle, as one would smoke, but at 7:02 it is between his middle and ring fingers. I have extremely limited exposure to joints, but the few I've seen were either shorter or fatter, I've never seen anyone roll a joint that long AND that thin and the pointed end dissuaded me from the cigarette theory. Every image I pause is too blurred for definitive diagnosis, but pencil seems to match because I am almost certain that no joint would be that long AND that thin. I have never seen anyone hold a pencil like a cigarette for any reason before, even those who recently quit smoking.
 
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Prediction for the next week of KC:
  1. Episode tonight starts with 1 hour rambling intro explaining all of the clips they are going to show instead of just showing the clips.
  2. Paypigs give big money at the stat of the show.
  3. They promise 1 week of shows in a row because of the amount of content.
  4. Stream goes for 10 hours, only get through half of what they promised.
  5. Next days same deal, with more shows promised.
  6. Day 3 paypiggery starts to dry up, PPP visibly less energetic and Andy just wants to get to the part of the show where he plays games.
  7. No show day 4 or 5.
  8. Day 6 there is one show.
  9. No show for the next week even though they didn't even cover most of the stuff they promised to on day 1.
 
Promo dropped an hour ago.

Observations: 1) Andy is almost certainly high at the time this was filmed. 2) Either PPP has started losing weight or that sweater is doing a good job slimming him down or both. Still incredibly fat, but seems to have lost some weight. 3) At 3:15, PPP's left hand goes out of view until 4:00 where he appears to be holding either a cig or a joint. His hand goes in and out of view until the 7 minute mark, with the cig or joint making multiple appearances. The paper wrapping it is exclusively brown, but I am not familiar with popular Canadian cig brands, so this may be a non-starter. Looking for expert eyes to confirm either joint or cig. If joint, this means that the recent "we committed our show to sobriety" tweet in the wake of the Vegas controversy has been abandoned, if he won't even keep his joint off camera. If cig, jeezus, either smoke before the 12 minute recording session or wait 12 minutes, don't start prepping your smoke until you're done recording. And please tell me you're stepping outside with that thing, whether cig or joint. Also, if PPP is lefthanded, this would explain his fascination with the lefthand path when he studied O9A and give credence to the notion of lefthanders being sinister by definition.

Added in edit: 4) Andy has shaved armpits, yikes. 5) Recording this in a wife beater reinforces observation 1.
I watched the promo and as a previous enthusiastic, but non-paying viewer of the show I couldn't even make it through 30 seconds of it knowing how everything has gone down. I had already moved on with my online viewing habits following the Vegas reveal, and boys, this ain't it.
 
Either PPP has started losing weight or that sweater is doing a good job slimming him down or both. Still incredibly fat, but seems to have lost some weight.
Definitely lost weight. You can tell because his face & shoulders are less round. People generally lose weight in two patterns, the first being that weight loss will be visible first in the face, then move downward to shoulders, waistline, & so on. He’s still fat as fuck though not as morbidly. Good on him for dropping some serious poundage.
Andy has shaved armpits
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Definitely lost weight. You can tell because his face & shoulders are less round. People generally lose weight in two patterns, the first being that weight loss will be visible first in the face, then move downward to shoulders, waistline, & so on. He’s still fat as fuck though not as morbidly. Good on him for dropping some serious poundage.

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Holy fuck new year same faggotry. Can this fucking fat retard learn to talk into the mic. If you wanna rock back and forth like an autistic jackhammer buy a headset you fucking rank amateur. People say he is smoking weed ? Nah this nigger is smoking ozempic. Also damn their promos are so incredibly gay. A promo should be 2 maybe 3 minutes tops not 12, i legit couldn't stand more than 3 minutes of this AIDS. They are both trying so fucking hard to sound entertaining and funny but PPP sounds like he is in the middle of taking a shit again. This motherfucker is constantly constipated. Also ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP.
 
Holy fuck new year same faggotry. Can this fucking fat retard learn to talk into the mic. If you wanna rock back and forth like an autistic jackhammer buy a headset you fucking rank amateur. People say he is smoking weed ? Nah this nigger is smoking ozempic. Also damn their promos are so incredibly gay. A promo should be 2 maybe 3 minutes tops not 12, i legit couldn't stand more than 3 minutes of this AIDS. They are both trying so fucking hard to sound entertaining and funny but PPP sounds like he is in the middle of taking a shit again. This motherfucker is constantly constipated. Also ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP.
I dipped after the 30 seconds it took to take a screen grab so don’t have any concrit. Ozempic crossed my mind too, if so, in his case the pro’s outweigh the cons. He was a “walking heart attack,” now he’s firmly back in “fat as fuck,” which is a step up, health wise. Warski looks like shit, & extra fruity. Promo’s are 2-3 mins max. A 12 minute video sounds like a grift clip. That’s in character for them.
 
Didn't they make fun of fuentes for being late to his shows?
Many, many times. Although Fuentes would literally be off by more than 12 hours, meaning he didn't even get his day right. This was later found to be an exploit in the view counter he was using, as anyone who tuned in during what would ostensibly be on time or mid-show, would count as a view, as would those who would tune in even way after the show should have ended, only to find it was still on the "show starts soon" screen. This was part of his view count inflation scam. Fuentes wasn't minutes late or even in the 60-120 minutes late, he would announce for early evening one day and do the actual stream in the early afternoon of the next day, meaning 18 hours of "show starts soon" followed by 2 hours of show. But the casino has often promised "show tomorrow" only to take the better part of a (or a whole) week off.

Holy fuck new year same faggotry. Can this fucking fat retard learn to talk into the mic. If you wanna rock back and forth like an autistic jackhammer buy a headset you fucking rank amateur. People say he is smoking weed ? Nah this nigger is smoking ozempic. Also damn their promos are so incredibly gay. A promo should be 2 maybe 3 minutes tops not 12, i legit couldn't stand more than 3 minutes of this AIDS. They are both trying so fucking hard to sound entertaining and funny but PPP sounds like he is in the middle of taking a shit again. This motherfucker is constantly constipated. Also ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP.
The promos dial the ear rape and hyperactivity up to 11 because Ashton needs to outdo Andy. Given the fact that Andy has the sound control advantage because Ashton chooses to be tech illiterate, it becomes the dueling banjos of ear rape and manic hyperactivity. The same phenomenon is seen during a sub bomb. Paypigs love it and the audience that won't tolerate it gets weeded out naturally. Clownish antics like that will result in high turnover from first time listeners who come from a non-sektur background because they are following the Rekieta case or saw a recommendation from a more widely received source like Bearing, who was possibly their highest reach shoutout to date (Ana didn't cite them specifically, but going down the Aaron Imholte rabbit hole leads a lot of relative normies to them). If there is one thing the paypig really loathes, it is the normie, because the normie doesn't come up with complicated analysis of the paypig, they just feel instinctive disgust and leave. Schadenfreude driven souls that are drawn to sektur shenanigans, especially those of a highly analytical bent, will study the paypig and the freak show, but mass appeal is out of the question because they really only play to an audience of a few dozen.
 
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To be fair usually once they've announced a date and time in writing on twitter they've always streamed. So far anyway. Just ignore Ashton if he says "we'll be back tomorrow"
In the KC Kick chat, they have a pinned comment if they are going to stream. They only went back on this once, to the best of my knowledge, and it was sometime in the wake of the MM revelation. I am unsure if that was accompanied by a Twitter announcement, but, yeah Twitter and KC chat are 99+% reliable at this point.
 
Many, many times. Although Fuentes would literally be off by more than 12 hours, meaning he didn't even get his day right. This was later found to be an exploit in the view counter he was using, as anyone who tuned in during what would ostensibly be on time or mid-show, would count as a view, as would those who would tune in even way after the show should have ended, only to find it was still on the "show starts soon" screen. This was part of his view count inflation scam. Fuentes wasn't minutes late or even in the 60-120 minutes late, he would announce for early evening one day and do the actual stream in the early afternoon of the next day, meaning 18 hours of "show starts soon" followed by 2 hours of show. But the casino has often promised "show tomorrow" only to take the better part of a (or a whole) week off.
I remember watching some breadtuber video on how rightoids inflate views on rumble or whatever, (numberfagging aside) rumble has a thing where if the live stream has not started they will play you a 10 second loop of a video promo and each time that is played it counts as a view. I'm not sure if that was the intention of fuentes being late to his streams because he might not be the only one doing it.
 
I remember watching some breadtuber video on how rightoids inflate views on rumble or whatever, (numberfagging aside) rumble has a thing where if the live stream has not started they will play you a 10 second loop of a video promo and each time that is played it counts as a view. I'm not sure if that was the intention of fuentes being late to his streams because he might not be the only one doing it.
Fuentes has/had his own streaming platform set up at cozy.tv and this was an inherent property of both his site and some of the places like rumble and Kick, that are forced to use more primitive view counting programs out of financial necessity. The back end costs of video hosting are astronomical and they don't really have the financial power to design or the computational power to run the more sophisticated accurate programs that don't have such loopholes. Loophole exploitation is extremely prominent on any video hosting platform that doesn't have billions in backing. That said, I like the term "numberfagging" and I am the chief culprit of this phenomenon.
 
Ozempic crossed my mind too
If he’s on Ozempic I’m surprised he didn’t start much sooner. The cost of it in Canada via private healthcare is $200 a month. That’s significantly less than the cost of food for the giga-fucked diet needed to be 400lbs+.

We all know he wanted to lose weight at some point (punt the gunt). But even if he didn’t want to anymore or didn’t care about his health, it still makes financial sense.
 
That might be true but I'm sure the platform and the creators love to boast about the amount of views they get unknowingly because of this error.
The first time they stumble into the exploit, it is usually honest mistake/accident, but it doesn't take more than a few repeats to recognize and knowingly exploit the pattern. We have a user, Balldo's Gate, who ran a computer program to count unique handles that speak up in the chat while the show is being recorded and it has been extremely close to 1000 every time, despite the view count saying 3000. To what degree this is active botting/intentional view count bug exploiting, and to what degree it is simply being the beneficiary of bad programming, is unknown. It bears noting that Balldo's program can't determine how many socks any one user might have, nor does it count a viewer that does not engage in the chat during the show, but one might surmise these roughly cancel out. When the voting mechanisms were working, the vote count was extremely low when compared to Youtube vote counts of a similar audience size. There's errors in errors in errors and it is impossible to confidently know if there is active/intentional fraud in this case.
 
The first time they stumble into the exploit, it is usually honest mistake/accident, but it doesn't take more than a few repeats to recognize and knowingly exploit the pattern. We have a user, Balldo's Gate, who ran a computer program to count unique handles that speak up in the chat while the show is being recorded and it has been extremely close to 1000 every time, despite the view count saying 3000. To what degree this is active botting/intentional view count bug exploiting, and to what degree it is simply being the beneficiary of bad programming, is unknown. It bears noting that Balldo's program can't determine how many socks any one user might have, nor does it count a viewer that does not engage in the chat during the show, but one might surmise these roughly cancel out. When the voting mechanisms were working, the vote count was extremely low when compared to Youtube vote counts of a similar audience size. There's errors in errors in errors and it is impossible to confidently know if there is active/intentional fraud in this case.
I wouldn't doubt that fuentes view bots, his whole movement is very sus but engagement could be lower for whatever reason such as people not wanting to make a rumble account or whatever as compared to most people already having google accounts.
 
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