The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[CharlesBarkley]

Imo give @secret lurker the ability to only rate. Disable everyone else, lmao.

 

[Jace on ice]

15 minute posting timer next?

 

[TV's Adam West]

GAME OVER MAN

GAME OVER

 

[DOORSTUCK]

I vouch for only "YES" and "NO" reactions in honor of limbo, the game of choice for crack smoking gamba connoisseurs.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Imo give @secret lurker the ability to only rate. Disable everyone else, lmao.

I like this idea, but we need someone new to do it. Someone completely neutral.

 

[botrix_fan]

Removing them entirely would break the highlights feature which users rely on.

Highlights are useless anyway all they highlight are posts with the most engagement not the most useful and informative.

 

[Lurker]

Imo give @secret lurker the ability to only rate. Disable everyone else, lmao.

@secret watcher

 

[gagabobo1997]

make a script to hide the reactions received button SINCE YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

// ==UserScript==
// @name         im sorry
// @namespace    https://kiwifarms.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  sneed
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.net/*
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.st/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';


    const replaceReactionsLink = () => {
        const link = document.querySelector('a.menu-linkRow[href="/account/reactions"]');
        if (link && link.textContent.trim() === 'Reactions received') {
            link.textContent = 'Sneed';
            link.removeAttribute('href');
        }
    };

    replaceReactionsLink();

    const observer = new MutationObserver(() => {
        replaceReactionsLink();
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
})();

 

[Nameless One]

Highlights are useless anyway all they highlight are posts with the most engagement not the most useful and informative.

Yup, most of the highlights in the funny image thread aren't even usually worth it as there are far better posts below or above it.

 

[Lurker]

View attachment 6821569

// ==UserScript==
// @name         im sorry
// @namespace    https://kiwifarms.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  sneed
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.net/*
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.st/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';


    const replaceReactionsLink = () => {
        const link = document.querySelector('a.menu-linkRow[href="/account/reactions"]');
        if (link && link.textContent.trim() === 'Reactions received') {
            link.textContent = 'Sneed';
            link.removeAttribute('href');
        }
    };

    replaceReactionsLink();

    const observer = new MutationObserver(() => {
        replaceReactionsLink();
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
})();

YOUR EFFORT HAS BEEN WASTED BECAUSE I BLOCKED THE ELEMENT INSTEAD

THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Highlights are useless anyway all they highlight are posts with the most engagement not the most useful and informative.

They are mixed with engagement bait, but informative posts often get highlighted and not skipped.

If highlighting wasn't based on stickers, mods would need to come in and mini-feature each info dump post, or the Community Happenings thread would become even more important.

 

[Nitro!]

From now on I demand that everyone who like one of my posts write a DM telling me, so my ego can be suitably inflated.

For ease of interaction we can invite everyone. Single file, people!

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Anti-sticker niggers be like:
>gets negrate
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE HECKIN' STICKERS THEY HURT MY HECKIN' FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH PROTECT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Nameless One]

They are mixed with engagement bait, but informative posts often get highlighted and not skipped.

If highlighting wasn't based on stickers, mods would need to come in and mini-feature each info dump post, or something.

Highlights should function like featured submissions at the discretion of mods or users voting which would be complicated to implement but worth it. Although voting as a process is a fucking joke and there's a reason why it makes no one happy besides the victors.

 

[Shoresy]

Way to go OP, you fucking faggot.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Game theory @gagabobo1997 is either a null sock or in cahoots with him to give him an excuse to tighten the rope on stickers
HOW MUCH IS HE PAYING YOU!?!

 

[Whatevermancer]

YOUR EFFORT HAS BEEN WASTED BECAUSE I BLOCKED THE ELEMENT INSTEAD

THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE

View attachment 6821569

// ==UserScript==
// @name         im sorry
// @namespace    https://kiwifarms.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  sneed
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.net/*
// @match        *://*.kiwifarms.st/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';


    const replaceReactionsLink = () => {
        const link = document.querySelector('a.menu-linkRow[href="/account/reactions"]');
        if (link && link.textContent.trim() === 'Reactions received') {
            link.textContent = 'Sneed';
            link.removeAttribute('href');
        }
    };

    replaceReactionsLink();

    const observer = new MutationObserver(() => {
        replaceReactionsLink();
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
})();

HA

I vouch for only "YES" and "NO" reactions in honor of limbo, the game of choice for crack smoking gamba connoisseurs.

Anti-sticker niggers be like:
>gets negrate
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE HECKIN' STICKERS THEY HURT MY HECKIN' FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH PROTECT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
View attachment 6821577

 

[AStupidMonkey]

What, no feature?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just for this act of retardation, Josh should've taken all the stickers again and brought back Null's Love

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Okay, if you're going to force me to hard disable the page I'll do it.

Called it.


"Oui Mr. Moon ze reactions shall be locked down."