The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

He was trying to help, fag

Nobody asked him to. He now has represented everyone on the site in the eyes of Null. Because of this one jackanape doing this one thing we all collectively get our heads chopped off.

Should have left well enough alone.

 

[zero_two]

What's Null's goal?
If he wanted people to post good stuff, he would not get rid of incentives to do so.
If he wants people to just post good stuff out of their own volition and for intrinsic reasons, rather than external motivating factors, then that is extremely wishful thinking, surely a way too high standard for a site in which anyone can sign up.

Null is just autistic as fuck and she wants to police how you use the site. Biggest retard nigger I've ever seen

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I promise I will NOT write a script that monitors every post you ever made for new stickers and notifies you of them.

Kill stickers forever. For the meme.

 

[Nameless One]

I would be genuinely unsurprised if Null somehow intentionally disabled the ability to browse the site on mobile.

Every day we grow closer to the Null Lowtax arc due to his hatred of everyone that uses his site.

What did he mean by this?

And then Null has the gall to actually bitch about the site becoming less fun while doing this petty BS over chatgpt shit. GEEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT.
Null is a dull lull. I have the right to question his decisions it just has to be in a constructive manner. Kindly, this is the way you begin 2025? The shit you do baffles me sometimes. You finally return to MATI streams and everyones happy then the next day you pull this. You're gonna have less users. I know you don't give a shit Null and you seem to only pretend to care but this is absurd. I am MATI and looking like this. This site is gonna end up a more miserable place. (Jk this won't change a thing for most)

 

[The Lawgiver]

If he wants people to just post good stuff out of their own volition and for intrinsic reasons, rather than external motivating factors, then that is extremely wishful thinking, surely a way too high standard for a site in which anyone can sign up.

I dunno people were doing that pretty well for a good while even before the sticker wars. Just post shit you want to post mang.

 

[not william stenchever]

Were people really so obsessed with seeing sticker score you had to poke the bear knowing it would piss off Null to make a script so we had to lose the page entirely?

Nool was mad that people used them as essentially bookmarks so when he makes KiwiForo he should just remove them entirely.

 

[Caesar]

I promise I will NOT write a script that monitors every post you ever made for new stickers and notifies you of them.

god damnit this was the first thing I thought but now you've put the idea out there

 

[HackerX]

It wouldn't be so bad if I got a notification from my dad, Hitler, that he was proud of me as well as liking all my posts. Like last time. Did I do something wrong????

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I personally do not like when any site or service removes a function they previously had for the end user, even if I did not use this function previously.

I just hope this function was taken off for a good reason.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

This idiot is the guy in a communist state where there is a functioning black market, where the govt looks the other way who takes out an ad in the paper saying
"HEY GUYS, YOU KNOW WE USED TO BE ABLE TO BUY COOL SHIT LIKE COFFEE AND BLUE JEANS IN THE OPEN? WELL NOW IT'S BECOME REALLY HARD SO I'M PUTTING A LIST IN THIS AD OF ALL THE BLACK MARKET LOCATIONS TO MAKE IT EASIER! THANK ME LATER!"

...and then is Shocked Pikachu that the govt immediately cracks down on all black market activities.

 

[sallowhal]

liz fong dong gone doesn't hate kiwifarmers nearly as much as josh does

 

[Caesar]

I personally do not like when any site or service removes a function they previously had for the end user, even if I did not use this function previously.

unless it's a site I don't use and I get to experience their salt as a third party then it's cool, like remove any feature from X or BlueSky you like

 

[Blackhole]

Q predicted this.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Just make it $10 to access anything besides Beauty Parlor and speed run the any% Lowtax experience.

 

[Nitro!]

Obviously the intention here was not wrong, it was the approach. No, instead of a userscript, there should have been a sticker reaction MICROSERVICE. All stickers shall be submitted through a JSON interface with a Postman public test bed, and several hundred fuzz testing iterations when pushed to prod (QA still outsourced to India).

{
    "reactionUuid": "08CA88FC-6358-E2CE-3E34-D48CD8E0A98E", // "like"
    "postId": 1234,
    "userAccessToken": "(ACTIVE SESSION JWT)",
    "isNigger": true // BACKCOMPAT: always true
}

The microservice will be built with the cutting edge node.js libraries, but we haven't enforced package locking yet so it might take a few tries to deploy. Oops! Don't worry, though, with Cloudflare® Workers™, the site will have a 99.9999999% uptime rating, with only 48.925s of latency!

Instead of that nasty relational database stuff, all stickers will be stored in MongoloidDB instances, which, depending on your geographic location, will be Eventually Consistent, and after submission to our KiwiFarmsAi instance (patent pending) your "like" will be pushed through a WebSocket to the target retard (TCP fragmentation possible)! Wow!

COMING SOON: StickerOS - your tophats are only a Kubernetes instance away!

 

[Lurker]

All five stages of grief on display in this thread. The ones who are stuck on “bargaining” are the funniest.

i will never stop trying

i will get back my reactions received page

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Q predicted this.

Who is Q?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

@secret watcher

Thanks, little homie.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Who is Q?

Someone Null met in the Philippines, probably.

 

[crazedaze]

I like this because the niggers who are autistic enough to check their reactions score every ten minutes and create spreadsheets for who gave them bad stickies, and will actually quit the site for not giving them dopamine updoots, are the exact niggers I already hated