The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

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gagabobo1997 said:
I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.
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The limit is 1k follows. Not autistic enough. Dear ooperator, raise the follow limit to 5k (lower it to 500)!
 
gagabobo1997 said:
I know what 503 means, thats why I added a longer polling time. Two requests to the reaction page every minute wasn't hurting the site. I would do more than that manually sometimes with my sticker autism.
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How about you just DONT fuck with Josh's fucking site? Please? Pretty please? Keep your script kiddy shit in your pants man, it's why we don't have nice things.
 
Stickers will be “restored” sort of in 2025. Null has had many long and hard discussions speaking about testing it out and whether to bring it back
 
gagabobo1997 said:
It would find the final sticker page and do math to calculate the total amount of reactions. It only took 1 (one) request to get the total reaction count and 1 (one) request to get the recent reactions.
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i didn't think of this. shine on, you autistic diamond.
 
It is funny to see the OP do all this work to get a reaction score, when Null will give him the ultimate one: Fuck off.
 
gagabobo1997 said:
I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.
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Dear God stop.

Stop.

Just. STOP TALKING.

Stop making it worse. Do you realize everything you say makes it worse?

"Hey everybody, follow 130,000 other forum members, that won't put an unnecessary strain on the site and surely Josh won't disable the ability to follow users as a result!"
 
gagabobo1997 said:
It would find the final sticker page and do math to calculate the total amount of reactions. It only took 1 (one) request to get the total reaction count and 1 (one) request to get the recent reactions.
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If you've used the script once couldn't the original count have been saved after the first run and then every initial run would only need to request once to get any recent stickers?
 
Wait wait wait, how about a carrot and stick approach?

Anytime someone uses the Slobbermutt-Approved™ alternatives for the D-word, their reactions received page permissions are restored for 24 hours.

Kills two birds with one stone!
 
WelperHelper99 said:
How about you just DONT fuck with Josh's fucking site? Please? Pretty please? Keep your script kiddy shit in your pants man, it's why we don't have nice things.
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Indeed. There are enough retards trying to fuck with the site from without that we don't need any trying to fuck it from within. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
 
gagabobo1997 said:
I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.
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I think it’s weird stalker behaviour when someone follows me

Edit: Stop it
 
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gagabobo1997 said:
I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.
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Please stop. For the love of Terry Davis, CEASE
 
Going through the threads are a miserable slog to go through now.

I wasn't even using the reactions page to see my stuff, but to see how much the threads I follow were doing.
 
Grub said:
If you've used the script once couldn't the original count have been saved after the first run and then every initial run would only need to request once to get any recent stickers?
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It could but with it polling only once per minute there wouldnt be much difference on the server load. If this never happened and I spent more time updating it I probably would've made it do something like that though
 
I never really cared about stickies, but it was fun to check up on who I made seethe and or who gave me Dumb reacts every morning
Sad that's gone
 
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