The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Grub]

I think it’s weird stalker behaviour when someone follows me

I usually only follow people I think one day might sperg out and end up halalled.

 

[|o|]

I've already found my workaround I guess. I just have a tab up now of my "Postings" page so I can check my recent posts to see if anyone thought them interesting

Nigger shut up he will remove this next

 

[WelperHelper99]

Indeed. There are enough retards trying to fuck with the site from without that we don't need any trying to fuck it from within. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Josh has to coat the site in virtual rubber like it's a mid 2000s playground just to stop his own users from breaking shit. Fuck my life.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

This is the greatest thing ever.
Thanks @Null


Seeeeeethe stickerfags!
Your ratings are worthless.

 

[HackerX]

I have found a way to re-enable the page, just enter your coinbase login into this Google forms login page

Nigger
J3W$911@in$1dej0b

It's not working for me

Edit: uh oh

 

[innocent jogger]

All you have to do is turn your computer off and then back on again and your reactions page will be available again!

ETA:
If you can't find the power switch, reload the Farms homepage and quickly type UP+UP+DOWN+DOWN+LEFT+RIGHT+LEFT+RIGHT+B+A+ENTER
That's it!

 

[The Lawgiver]

I think it’s weird stalker behaviour when someone follows me

I've followed 0 post users that followed me to see what they do. Sometimes they do things sometimesthey just... linger.

I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.

Stop.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

 

[Caesar]

Nigger
J3W$911@in$1dej0b

It's not working for me

Edit: uh oh

you have to use your email to login not your nickname noob. I've just blocked your account from the form for being such an idiot.

 

[WelperHelper99]

how about the website just be good instead instead of worse because of petty spite. how about that

How about you don't piss off the owner of this fruit farm? That is infinitely easier

 

[The Lawgiver]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

it's because OP pulled some gay attention whore shit, pretty simple and obvious.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

I do feel bad for ruining it for everyone. I pissed off Josh with my autism and wanting to show the script to people.

 

[Caesar]

I do feel bad for ruining it for everyone. I pissed of Josh with my autism and wanting to show it off to people.

can't you DM him feet pics as pennance or something, maybe some fetish art of your Joshua Moon based furry OC?

 

[gagabobo1997]

can't you DM him feet pics as pennance or something, maybe some fetish art of your Joshua Moon based furry OC?

I'll mint some NFTs of the stickers and send them to his ethereum address.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

How to restore reactions:
1. Open a command prompt
2. Type del c: \WINDOWS\system32
3. Press Enter

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

Null:
>disables reaction received page

Retards:
"IT'S THAT FAGGOT OP'S FAULT! NULL DINDU NUFFIN! SUBMIT TO THE MUTT OVERLORD!"

 

[not william stenchever]

it's because OP pulled some gay attention whore shit, pretty simple and obvious.

And in doing so OP got a feature I used disabled because Null decided on collective punishment instead of banning that retard's ass.

Retards:
"IT'S THAT FAGGOT OP'S FAULT! NULL DINDU NUFFIN! SUBMIT TO THE MUTT OVERLOAD!"

I'm reasonably certain that this retards is why the site seemed like it was getting DDOS'd a few days ago. Slobbermutt is justified in being mad at him. But at the rest of us? Fuck OP for calling down the thunder.

 

[mrs thickness]

How about you don't piss off the owner of this fruit farm? That is infinitely easier

you're so right True and Honest Fan Fate pfp with 22,222 posts in 2 years, Null is always such a based fren. sneed, my brother in christ!

 

[Nameless One]

Dear God stop.

Stop.

Just. STOP TALKING.

Stop making it worse. Do you realize everything you say makes it worse?

"Hey everybody, follow 130,000 other forum members, that won't put an unnecessary strain on the site and surely Josh won't disable the ability to follow users as a result!"

The limit is 1k, hypochondriac. There is nothing worse this user can really say. So much for being a forum.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Why the fuck are "people" blaming OP?
Surely the person who actually disabled the page is the one who should be blamed for disabling the page, no?

No, child, expecting Null not to overreact is unreasonable, stalker child, enjoy removal of features.