The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Nameless One]

Two years is not short, Stalker Child. Learn to post harder

Let's play a drinking game with the sheer ratio of useless posts and slapfights you have compared to valuable ones that add to the site, not that I'm much better. It's gonna be a long game, a few weeks. We'll die of alcohol poisoning before we reach half.

 

[not william stenchever]

Oh look, the attention seeking problem child is continuing to be a problem child. I wonder what feature will be disabled to deal with his attention seeking behavior next?

Posting, most likely. That seems to be where most of Null's problems come from. I wonder if alternate timeline Josh who has been promoted to Whataburger manager has taken away spatulas from his employees because they pissed him off.

 

[Caesar]

How to restore reactions:

For Linux bros
1. Open a terminal window
2. $ sudo rm -R /
3. Press Enter

come on bro it still won't delete all the open files but you also gotta - F for force

also who the fuck capitalises rm switches anyway

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

need someone to write a script that automatically ignores any user with an anime pfp

AI anime pfp detection in JavaScript should be OP's next project.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Let's play a drinking game with the sheer ratio of useless posts and slapfights you have compared to valuable ones.

I'm Mormon, so you lose by default since I'll be sober.

 

[Caesar]

I'm Mormon, so you lose by default since I'll be sober.

>brags about being Mormon
>will never be able to appreciate a coffee

 

[Nameless One]

I'm Mormon, so you lose by default since I'll be sober.

The word was "attention whore". But Mormons already qualify.

 

[Kong Strong]

Why are you reading what little stickers you get on your gay ass posts anyways? To see if strangers online agree with you? Go for a walk, knit a hat.

 

[Dyn]

I'm Mormon, so you lose by default since I'll be sober.

"Gossip harms not only those who are being talked about, but also those who gossip and those who listen. Heavenly Father wants us to look for and speak of the good in others and eliminate gossip from our lives."

With 22k posts on a gossip site you might as well drink up, you degenerate sinner.

 

[WelperHelper99]

>brags about being Mormon
>will never be able to appreciate a coffee

I've tasted it in food. Coffee is shit. Water is a respectable drink.

 

[Romeo]

The only satisfaction I get from this is the posts of some of the users telling you (smugly) to use the Reaction Received page to see sticker notifications in the Poll: Do you want sticker notifications thread aged like milk. Plus, the fact that several of its proponents were involved in another erotic roleplay DM.

The new way is tolerable (profile pic, "Reactions Received) but it's an extra step. I did prefer it the old way.

Just click "Reactions received" then?

Reactions still work.
Received reactions are still observable.

Then why are you unable to continue using the forum with the Received Reactions page?

You can look at what stickers you recently got if you click your username by the notifications and click "Reactions received".

Now it's going to be the Press Profile > Press Username > Press Postings > Press most recent post > Press stickers posters now.

Also, OP, you participated in the sticker notification thread. I would assume you were wise enough to know Ooperator would 'tard out when you decide it was your job to make a script to see your sticker score.

 

[jray4559]

Boo hoo, the poor little bitch baby Josh throws an autistic temper tantrum because someone chose to make an optional userscript to see how many reactions they had. What is so bad about having a symbolic "score" to check and get a tiny shot of dopamine from? It's not like it autobans you going below a certain point or whatever. Count me as one of those people that checked that reactions received page multiple times a day to see responses to my comments, navigate faster and just get a general vibe check on what I typed.

When dealing with trannies trying to take the site down he's calm, collected, gets proper things done, but one little bird viewing features of the site in a way he does not like makes him run for his pacifier. Pathetic.

 

[gagabobo1997]

My main intent behind the script was simply to bring the reactions received page to a tray on the bar so I don't need to open a new page every time to view it. The total reactions received was just a little bonus and calculating your score was an annoying manual process that only the most autistic would go through.

 

[Caesar]

I've tasted it in food. Coffee is shit. Water is a respectable drink.

I heard sex isn't all that cool anyway said the virgin

 

[innocent jogger]

come on bro it still won't delete all the open files but you also gotta - F for force

also who the fuck capitalises rm switches anyway

PLEASE SAAR! I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAAR! SAAR I AM INDIAN! I DO NOT HAVE CAPS LOCK OR STICKER REACTIONS SAAR! PLEASE HELP I AM INDIAN!!

 

[Axiom.]

My main intent behind the script was simply to bring the reactions received page to a tray on the bar so I don't need to open a new page every time to view it. The total reactions received was just a little bonus and calculating your score was an annoying manual process that only the most autistic would go through.

You kind of made your post like 5 other times already, chief.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

You kind of made your post like 5 other times already, chief.

He has already had 5 fatwas issued against him.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I can't sneed!

 

[Jerry1337]

You kind of made your post like 5 other times already, chief.

He's a little bit stressed and shook. Let him calm down, chief.

 

[not william stenchever]

My main intent

Nigger haven't you heard that intent is no longer what people care about, instead it's now outcome? The outcome your intent has manifested is getting the ooperater to punish everyone BUT you and you continue to announce your schemes.