The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

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Jaws Of Hell said:
Why are some people so obsessed with stickers? I find it very freeing that I can inflict my retarded opinions on others and then close the tab, making me impervious to disagreement, criticism, or facts I don't care about. Very based when you think about it.
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As far as I can tell, sticker autism aside, a lot of user actually seem to use the reaction page as a way to track what threads they are posting in.

I don't really get it, I thought that's whut the watched thread function was for but it does seem to be the most common gripe so far.

At the end of the day it's Null's site and he can do what he wants with it.

As an aside I'm always surprised at Jersh's reactions to minor shit. If he hadn't gone all Rambo chances are that 99% of the site wouldn't even be aware of the hack but now everyone is talking about it.

Site gets DDOS'd and taken down Jersh is chill and on the job

Some fool messes with the matrix a little bit and Jersh goes nuclear mode.

personally I blame caffeine withdrawal.
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
tbh I never paid attention to the sticker drama enough to notice this was a problem
I assumed all the sticker drama was about people buttmad about downdoots
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That was part of it, but he also didn't like the way people would use it to go back to their old posts as bookmarks because he doesn't feel that contributes to discussion or is a positive way to browse and use the site.

I disagree, as did others, but I respect his right to run it the way he wants. It's his decision ultimately.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
As far as I can tell, sticker autism aside, a lot of user actually seem to use the reaction page as a way to track what threads they are posting in.

I don't really get it, I thought that's whut the watched thread function was for but it does seem to be the most common gripe so far.

At the end of the day it's Null's site and he can do what he wants with it.

As an aside I'm always surprised at Jersh's reactions to minor shit. If he hadn't gone all Rambo chances are that 99% of the site wouldn't even be aware of the hack but now everyone is talking about it.

Site gets DDOS'd and taken down Jersh is chill and on the job

Some fool messes with the matrix a little bit and Jersh goes nuclear mode.

personally I blame caffeine withdrawal.
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You can track what stuff you're posting in by just... clicking your icon at the top then going to Your Content. It literally exists for that purpose.
 
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Haloperidol said:
He’s in hell as we speak, playing Life is Strange. I’m sure he’s going to be thrilled next time he opens the farms.
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Oh fuck you’re right—he’s live, I forgot. :story: I wonder if you can hear the pressure cook as he side-eyes his second monitor
 
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not william stenchever said:
And he gets to make decisions that will determine if merch purchases increase or decrease.
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oh yah for sure

If Jersh pissed off too many of his supporters he could be in for a really bad time seeing as how he's royally fucked in the real world thanks to the troons and pedophiles who hate him and have destroyed any chance at normal employment for him. The nigger can't even open a bank account thanks to child molesters like Vordrak and Fong tracking his every move and attacking his opportunities.

But we need Jersh as much as he needs us, there really is no place else like the Farms anymore but I sometimes think Jersh forgets it is supposed to be symbiotic relationship both sides need to gain and he sometimes goes a little to far IMHO.

just my 2 scents..plz no ban me!
 
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OP still has one more option left to count all his niggerfaggots.
1. Archive all of Kiwifarms in case Null performs the nuclear option. I mean every single page, crawled, obsessively, down to every new post. This is the beginning of the therapy.
2. Crawl the entirety of the site, collecting the reactions on each and every post. This will likely require enormous amounts of data used and an entire network of bots and may, hopefully, even suck Destiny's dick. These are the hormones.
3. The replacement. You count all your gathered niggerfaggots, discard all the useless shit for other users, and display it on your page when you can get past the 502 error page. You then score them according to the old system, and voilá:
Operation HRT is complete. You now know precisely how much you've got updooted, and you only needed to rope an entire forum to do it.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
oh yah for sure

If Jersh pissed off too many of his supporters he could be in for a really bad time seeing as how he's royally fucked in the real world thanks to the troons and pedophiles who hate him and have destroyed any chance at normal employment for him. The nigger can't even open a bank account thanks to child molesters like Vordrak and Fong tracking his every move and attacking his opportunities.

But we need Jersh as much as he needs us, there really is no place else like the Farms anymore but I sometimes think Jersh forgets it is supposed to be symbiotic relationship both sides need to gain and he sometimes goes a little to far IMHO.

just my 2 scents..plz no ban me!
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I love the autistic slobbermutt for how much he has sacrificed for the rest of us and this website is his domain but what confuses me are 1) WHY THE FUCK DID HE MOVE BACK TO THE USA IN ANNO DOMINI 2024 and 2) Why is he willing to piss off his most autistically loyal users in service of his most autistically troublesome ones?
 
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Man I fucking saw this new thread I was thinking "inb4 Josh nukes it and bans everyone, better get in here". But I'm 3 hours late fuck :'(. The simple joy of scrolling down reactions received just to see what a real nigga be posting, raped and taken from me. I hate you cheese man. I HATE YOU. :mad:

EDIT: I'm going to just continually go through the "My Content" page and click on every one of my posts to see my stickers like a sicko. Is that what you wanted Jersh? The sick becoming sticker?
 
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