Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

He's got this 1 big scab on his head, upper left of the scalp. It's like an alpha scab. The others fear it. You can tell he's stressing out hard if the scabs are flaring up.
 

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GoGoNoJo said:
Marty is live right now trying to convince hookers to go to Chance's house without much success. One of them specifically mentioned the risk of catfishing as one reason why they wouldn't go.
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One of the trans hookers said they had been sent to Cyraxx's house before already.
"House with a no soliciting sign... something with the grandmother..."
 
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AgarthaCrack said:
Marty's last stand. I wonder what's next....
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Marty goads Cyraxx to come on panel, but Sally and Ed prevent him. Cyraxx screams, but is then rendered silent as the percked up sludge subdues him. The two never interact again. In this scenario, Cyraxx has forgiven Marty for all the years of madness.

"That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, then silence."
~Carl, Llamas with Hats

But seriously, I think will be a Pyrrhic victory for Cyraxx. Marty will eventually run out of patience and energy before giving up on these streams, but then one of two things will happen: Cyraxx loses the only consistent social interaction outside of 339 and the APD, or new trolls will come in that are much more malicious (his version of Blue Spike or The Idea Guys).
 
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anliteralidiot said:
While this is all true, I don't think I've ever seen Marty pay money to ruin his life. He lives up to the cheap stereotype, especially with the goblin. All the craiglist posting? Free. The Xbox he got from that guy? Free.
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I don't recall an instance where Marty ever paid someone with the intention of making the Goblin angry, and I'm not going to sit through a hundred hours of screeching just to get a cheap gotcha on you. I just imagine that if Marty is really as desperate to have Rax on panel as some theorize he is, he might eventually be willing to take drastic measures. Although this is just speculation, and I don't really think Marty would outright say that he paid someone to mess with him even if he really did.

Kela de Thaym said:
Marty is just pathetic at this point, dude get a fucking life or try to diversify.
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Marty is boring with other cows, if he really wanted to expand his catalog he would have to make a real effort to ensure that the videos are not as boring as the ones he made with the White Bowser. The problem is that he seems way too comfortable letting Rax do all the work while he sits and gets paid, so I doubt he wants to do that.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Marty is just pathetic at this point, dude get a fucking life or try to diversify.

Raxx would be far funnier without Marty and left to his own devices, prove me wrong
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His trolling is so dumb nowadays. Prank calls and call girls is just stupid, worse when he does this kind of shit making working people lose their time with prank calls

It was peak humor with the fake music contracts or AI Cyraxx. He's just fucking lazy now
 
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