Eden Belmont/Luminoth/Trace / Zach Bradley / Xak-kun / ScabbedAngel16 / GirlDickOfEden / PissPrincex - The Filthiest of Femboys

[DuckSucker]

He's probably just really hormonal!

For real though I think fucking shit up a lot/being clumsy and lacking foresight/shit like that is a criteria for some mental disorder diagnosis somewhere. I guess it's obvious but the dude is legit crazy. "Took too long at the store," what the fuck? You take as long as you need/want at the store, or if you have a schedule either accommodate that or explain why you were late.

This is like elementary school life lessons this dude is learning, like how to actually organize your time in school so you can go to the bathroom, get to your locker, maybe get a drink from the water fountain, and get to class all within the 5 minute window you're given before third period starts and Ms Wensly gets all bitchy because youre always fucking up.

At least if you fuck up all the time, that often, and are just clumsy, just own it and dont have a fucking meltdown every time it happens.

 

[spylobster]

These type of people are impossible to talk to unless you speak to them like you are trying to get a confession, I don't understand why they want to tell a stranger such personal things over twitter, it is interesting seeing what these kind of schmucks talk about though.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[JSGOTI]

Shit, tell them to kill themselves.

 

[cowisnow]

Shit, tell them to kill themselves.

if only there were some sort of hotline...

 

[Optimus Prime]

These type of people are impossible to talk to unless you speak to them like you are trying to get a confession, I don't understand why they want to tell a stranger such personal things over twitter, it is interesting seeing what these kind of schmucks talk about though.

Complete and utter lack of a social life - this guy isn't even on good terms with his parents.

He has to spill his sob stories in greatest detail online because it's human nature apparently to confide in somebody, but as literally nobody in real life is there for Zach, the troon platoons are his only option.

 

[TA 454]

Did a troon actually learn from their mistake?

I would say with my experience with Eden - No. They might be saying things like "WOW I FUCKED UP ITS ALL MY FAULT WAAHH" but they're very schizophrenic about that, as evidence in all the posts we've captured (And my own experience with them). Their Facebook/Twitter right now is a literal hug box. Think like CWC's personal FB account, except with 10 people at a time basically validating, excusing and giving em butt pats at once.

For reference:

Ha.

 

[GS 281]

I would say with my experience with Eden - No. They might be saying things like "WOW I FUCKED UP ITS ALL MY FAULT WAAHH" but they're very schizophrenic about that, as evidence in all the posts we've captured (And my own experience with them). Their Facebook/Twitter right now is a literal hug box. Think like CWC's personal FB account, except with 10 people at a time basically validating, excusing and giving em butt pats at once.

For reference:

Can you tell u more about Zach's friends or people he calls his girlfriend and or boyfriend? that one Kim person seems like a cow themselves. Tell us about them.

 

[MrMercury]

This is like elementary school life lessons this dude is learning, like how to actually organize your time in school so you can go to the bathroom, get to your locker, maybe get a drink from the water fountain, and get to class all within the 5 minute window you're given before third period starts and Ms Wensly gets all bitchy because youre always fucking up

This kid shows a remarkable amount of stunted growth. Of course, that kinda goes without saying when you get your first job at 24. It genuinely makes me wonder what he spent his formative years doing. I just have this hunch that he was either raised with a silver spoon, or he was excessively coddled.

I did casually sift through his old twitter feeds from 2009-2011, but a lot of it was remarkably innocuous. Most of it was just talk about fandoms and events with family and friends. It isn't until his more recent posts that his manchildishness becomes apparent.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

He's probably just really hormonal!

For real though I think fucking shit up a lot/being clumsy and lacking foresight/shit like that is a criteria for some mental disorder diagnosis somewhere. I guess it's obvious but the dude is legit crazy. "Took too long at the store," what the fuck? You take as long as you need/want at the store, or if you have a schedule either accommodate that or explain why you were late.

This is like elementary school life lessons this dude is learning, like how to actually organize your time in school so you can go to the bathroom, get to your locker, maybe get a drink from the water fountain, and get to class all within the 5 minute window you're given before third period starts and Ms Wensly gets all bitchy because youre always fucking up.

At least if you fuck up all the time, that often, and are just clumsy, just own it and dont have a fucking meltdown every time it happens.

The time thing sounds genuinely autistic.

Autistic children need to be on a routine schedule to make them feel safe and secure and whatnot. Idk if this really carries into adulthood (it probably does).

He's probably on the very high-functioning end of the spectrum, tbh. He might have fallen through some cracks, didn't get the proper help, and needs some help now to adjust to adulthood. /armchair

 

[m0rnutz]

Proudly displaying used condoms from their trysts in the aforementioned bathrooms while on shift

Who wants to bet that was his cum in a condom?

Horrifying, I know. Still a thought.

Autistic children need to be on a routine schedule to make them feel safe and secure and whatnot. Idk if this really carries into adulthood (it probably does).

It does.

Spoiler: powerleveling

My autistic brother has a routine where he gets up every five minutes for a drink, goes through the DVR recording dumb shit on a daily basis at the same time, gets on his iPad and searches dumb shit that night, then repeats the process the next day.

If you question why he does it, he gets defensive, and locks himself in the closet when you try to stop him from cluttering the filespace.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Complete and utter lack of a social life - this guy isn't even on good terms with his parents.

He has to spill his sob stories in greatest detail online because it's human nature apparently to confide in somebody, but as literally nobody in real life is there for Zach, the troon platoons are his only option.

It sounds like his dad would be willing to be there for him but Zach's repulsive personality and typical troon arrogance keep him from asking Mr. Girldick for help or guidance.

 

[m0rnutz]

Is this the meltdown he was talking about?

Spoiler

 

[GS 281]

Eden is a total sped, fam.

 

[ln18]

Sustained crytyping looks like it would take more concentration, effort, and :autism: than regular typing.

 

[HG 400]

You guys are assholes.

I tried giving him some advice because I'm a kind person and not assholes like all of you guys.

 

[m0rnutz]

Step 1- Denial
Step 2- Bargaining
Step 3- Acceptance

 

[DumbDosh]

Step 1- Denial
Step 2- Bargaining
Step 3- Acceptance
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Well it's a good thing we all already know.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[D.Va]

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Lol

I've known enough people like Eden to know how they think. They're perfectly capable, they would rather express pity for themselves until someone else solves their problem. If you try to be reasonable you have to be incredibly careful not to step on eggshells with these dipshits else they'll derail and flip out at you.

Can't clean a room because of anxiety, get a grip. Put your phone down and do as you should have been doing in Walmart.