Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shig O'nella]

Like genuinely, what could Nick possibly stream about at this point in time?

Getting God and getting good. It's still an incredibly lucrative gig.
He's got the lack of morals to do that, but his ego (fortunately) won't let him.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

But what news breaks at 3 am on a Sunday morning? Did he finally open the pile of letters from his mortgage holder?

Although I believe he received this "revelation" during the evening or night ("tonight"), I think the 3AM thing was just because it was about the time the booze finally told him what a great, state-of-the-art, paid-content post he could produce about this.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Trump didn’t have a comeback. He never left. To assume he did would also mean you believe in all of those voters that mysteriously vanished.

Nick’s decline was obvious and observable. We have data in his super chat numbers. We have his view averages. Nick will not have a comeback. His loyal fanbase is maybe 200 strong at most. And to be honest, I think a lot of his locals is people who just forgot to unsubscribe/were too lazy.

Nick’s success is also not something you can really reclaim. He was the most picture perfect case of right place right time. Maddox v Dick. KickVic, Rittenhouse, and Depp were the things that gave him his audience. None of the other trials or live streams came close. And the Ken’s that did so well were directly related to being after parties to his daily trial stream.
Nick just doesn’t have the content to make any type of return other than to his degenerate life streams, which nobody has ever wanted. The only legal content doing exceptionally well is the stuff Legal Mindset covers, which should have been Nick’s transition to retain the Vic fans, but he was too busy doing cocaine to capitalize on vtubers and black men getting arrested in Asia.

Like genuinely, what could Nick possibly stream about at this point in time?

Please be patient, that poster is a septuagenarian New Yorker.

 

[Desktop User2]

Please be patient, that poster is a septuagenarian New Yorker.

The Trump comp would indicate dementia.

 

[daffodils]

Coomalot's stream last night

Based on my random skimming Coomy sounds very ignorant about Nick's current situation and probably doesn't get fed exclusive info. What's more interesting is that our old buddy Cgoody was in chat.

Spoiler

 

[Owlbear]

My fuck he vague-posts more than a teenage girl. Even worse, he always backs out of actually saying anything. We still don't know about his "worst day ever", "corruption in the courts", or the "real story he can't tell".

Originally I was thinking this had to do with his computer access crimes, although that seems unlikely to have any updates on a Saturday night. For now, I'm going to assume he was diagnosed with AIDS, since he is such an insufferable faggot.

This is how Nick "doesn't lie." He's just very vague about everything, especially when the thing is bad. Generally, it's a good idea when he's vague-posting to assume the absolute worst possible thing that fills in the gaps. If it were anything other than the worst possible way to fill in the gaps, he would have vague-posted differently. He tries to be precisely vague, but he's bad at it, so I'm sure we'll learn the full story soon - the "worst day ever" is the only Rekieta vague-post whose true story isn't agreed-upon yet.

I'm also guessing that he got news during the day, and then drunk-posted this at 3 am.

Destiny rides out his scandals with honesty about his vices and a good work ethic. Nick can easily achieve the former. It's the latter that's in question.

I feel like if Nick were to have a comeback, he would have to actually try to go cold turkey. Any sort of good will he received is probably just the diehard fans happy he is streaming again at all.

Nick can maybe have one good stream, but there are going to be so many people a-logging him that he's never going to have a real comeback. He can't handle the scrutiny and the pressure. He has a web of lies (and partial truths) to weave, and that's very tiring to do 4 hours a day. The population of locals paypigs has been steadily shrinking, too.

The idea that Nick Rekieta has anything to do with Trump and the Trump crowd is also laughable. He was never a republican or an "America first" person. He was always a "Nick first" person.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Based on my random skimming Coomy sounds very ignorant about Nick's current situation and probably doesn't get fed exclusive info. What's more interesting is that our old buddy Cgoody was in chat.

What the hell, CGoody? Don't be a cuck, spill those beans!

 

[Akroateron]

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What the hell, CGoody? Don't be a cuck, spill those beans!

He will, eventually. Attention whores dangle information like bait, but give it up once interest in them starts drying up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

JF Gariepy has thread here. But to summarize he is French Canadian autist. Who married woman that was on mental level of 10 year old child. One day his wife vanished and JF claims he dropped her in middle of wilderness without any survival gear. And according to him his wife left her young children to live undercover life. Last time anyone seen her was summer 2023. JF is being investigated , by Cucknadian police and did and said lot of sus stuff. That convinced lot people that he murdered her.

I'm familiar with the backstory and think he snuffed her out too but don't put much faith in the Canucks since so much time had passed. I'll go look at the thread for an update but find it hard to believe he'd be on the run.

 

[Oliver Onions]

10 bucks says April is pregnant

This, or Kayla's finally had enough and is leaving with the kids...and Nick's parents are on her side.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

10 bucks says April is pregnant

So I'm thinking about this. Surreal and ridiculous revelation...?
So something happened that was revealed to him. Is a pregnancy surreal? I know he has crippling ED but even precum can get the job done and he has 5 kids already. It could have dribbled onto the balldo and gotten in that way.

My guess is Kayla is having an affair (again) but this time she's not letting him watch, and it's with someone he didn't expect (so not Drexel or Aaron... or maybe Aaron since I guess by this time it would be ridiculous).

This, or Kayla's finally had enough and is leaving with the kids...and Nick's parents are on her side.

Hmm, I didn't think of that!

 

[ChromaQuack]

So something happened that was revealed to him. Is a pregnancy surreal? I know he has crippling ED but even precum can get the job done and he has 5 kids already. It could have dribbled onto the balldo and gotten in that way.

My guess is Kayla is having an affair (again) but this time she's not letting him watch, and it's with someone he didn't expect (so not Drexel or Aaron... or maybe Aaron since I guess by this time it would be ridiculous).

Mom's not paying the mortgage because she wants poor little Nicky to die PENNILESS, HOMELESS and VICTIMIZED by the government, it's just so funny and weird that he never noticed even his own mother would be a GOVERNMENT AGENT.

If you ever wondered what kind of soulless monster would not pay a mortgage on an already paid for $800k home that her 43 years young son took to snort coke and have sex with Jamaican men now you know!, a government agent hell bent in oppressing the most freedom loving libertarian to ever exist is that monster!

You kiwifags could not ever hope to know what it's like to have your own parents to collude with JOE BIDEN to destroy you, I hope you take a million mortgages.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Complete speculation, but I wonder if mommy and daddy didn't step up and say "Time to learn to be an adult, son" and refuse to bail them out at the sheriff's auction of the house.

 

[Swole McPole]

What the hell, CGoody? Don't be a cuck, spill those beans!

My guess is that he stiffed CGoody on a drug deal.

 

[and six goriilion others]

This, or Kayla's finally had enough and is leaving with the kids...and Nick's parents are on her side.

Somebody disagreeing with Nick would be surreal to him. I'm going with this.

 

[Shinku]

Nick Vague posting like a menstruating teenager. he's so far gone that I think the only way he can redeem himself if he schedules an appointment with God using a shotgun.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What the hell, CGoody? Don't be a cuck, spill those beans!

Think what you will about the CGoody's and Coomalots of Nicks world, but they were loyal to a fault.
Not very smart nor acting solely from altruism, but loyal.

Spoiler: GRIFTING 101

To keep a successful grift going one must initially remove boundaries between you and the griftee. You have to create trust. To keep those dollar bills flowing, Nick had to be your friend. He was just on the other side of that screen, mourning your dead dog, celebrating the birth of your child. He would be your whore, your private dancer. And for a while, it was enough and he was very successful.
The only problem with the livestream model is the ending. There is a reason that the expression is: Take The Money And Run. You need to leave your "donors" feeling good, or at the very least, if they start to have buyers remorse , you need to be LONG GONE. You have to have an exit strategy that doesn't create ill will.
When people pay for something, they expect something in return. If you act like their friend, they will ask you to do the things friends do for each other. They expected Nick to be as open and honest with them, as they were with him. Major design flaw, and it illustrates why Old Hollywood kept their "stars" on lockdown, and at a great remove from their fans. The charade falls apart when you actually meet your hero's and find out they are porn-sick alcoholics, with more money than sense.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

10 bucks says April is pregnant

I would not doubt April wants a piece of the trust fund, and got herself pregnant somehow even though her womb is toxic and Baldo's sperm is week. Now Nick is trying to figure out how to force her to get an abortion.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Man, don’t tell me he’s on the way to clenching LOTY 2025 just five days into the new year. It is interesting to note that this event isn’t FUNNY and WEIRD, just WEIRD.

What things are not funny to Nick?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Man, don’t tell me he’s on the way to clenching LOTY 2025 just five days into the new year.

He's going to need one of these where we can just put all of the dates on there at once.