Who would want the opinion of Vicki, a kissless virgin whose unhappy parents have thrown her $800 dildo collection into an unlucky trash compactor somewhere in the Northeast, on marriage?
A lot of people don't really have anyone who would care. Could be her only offline contact was immediate family who knew anyway
So this is filthy meanspirited speculation (but look up at the address bar) but my sense, scrolling over her accounts, was that the nosedive she took in terms of her appearance and mien was not entirely accounted for by cancer and bad luck. I strongly suspect serious mental health challenges and perhaps some munching (and possibly misrepresentation online) of her own were in the offing. And we know how that tends to leave the survivors.
You know, credit where credit is due: Vicki is handling the discovery that she has a thread here with surprising equanimity. I'd have thought she'd flip out and milk the situation for more attention/sympathy/"mutual aid" bucks, but she seems to be treating it as a mild annoyance, at most. Maybe that's the assurance that comes from knowing that, if push comes to shove, your rich daddy can always sweep in and make your problems go away with his money.She's letting us know she reads over here. I wonder if she knows she's been nominated for a major award?
As another poster stated, some of them are basically glorified Shewees, but a few of them are rather elaborate - basically hollowed out rubber dongs that they fit over their "T-dicks". And yes, they retain urine and presumably make the owners smell faintly of piss at all times, just like a real boy! I looked into one that got mentioned in the Pooner Zoo thread a while back, if the siren call of cursed knowledge is too tempting.
Perhaps the first time in history a girl cried out of happiness for having a flat chest.
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First that Tinu lady, now this person? Does Vicky actively collect people dying from cancer to be totally best friends forever with until they succumb to their illnesses?
She’s not political cow, those are really the only ones who get any benefit from crying about a thread. (Maybe also Gorlworld, because any attention can be monetized)
Munchies occasionally like to latch onto people with real illnesses. It’s probably a validation thing or something or they’re using them to learn to fake better/skinwalk.
Vicky, honey, it's hemorrhoids from being a fatty boom batty sitting on your ass all day eating takeout (with no spicy mayo
).
This is...really something. Vicki says it's ok for her to say "fag" because that's her reward for surviving being gay in a decade during which she was not identifying as male.
Yup. She also loves those opiates so between that, her shit diet and all the effort she puts into never walking I’m sure she shits large rocks.Vicky, honey, it's hemorrhoids from being a fatty boom batty sitting on your ass all day eating takeout (with no spicy mayo
This... pisses me off. Not for the word fag, but because she justifies using it in front of people who would've normally been offended with "well, akshually". Like... no. Either only fags can use the word fag without any social repercussions or everyone can use it.This is...really something. Vicki says it's ok for her to say "fag" because that's her reward for surviving being gay in a decade during which she was not identifying as male.
And she then gets to make that person’s passing all about herself.
When she first discovered the thread she sperged out and believed that we were stalking her in real life. She claimed she was terrified to go and vote in case one of us was hiding in the shadows, ready to pounce on her frail pooner form.
It's a known fact that the only group that uses the word "fag" more than pooners is the Westboro Baptist Church -- just glance through the Pooner Zoo thread sometime.I am pretty sure Vicky has never been called a fag, but gets a rush out of the idea of it. She probably wishes people would call her that.
It's a bit like the autogynephiles who love to be seen as degenerate sluts. It's so affirming
This sort of shit, plus example after example of Twitter pooners glibly, almost gleefully, spouting some of the most in-your-face homophobic shit I've ever seen, is what killed the tiny bit of sympathy I initially had for pooners. Now all I feel for them is contempt -- especially for people like Vicky, who was born with the sort of advantages that plebs can only dream of and threw it all away for a fleeting simulacrum of attention from the worst people on the Internet.
I must have missed that arc. I do remember her being offended by speculation that she was virgin because she was totally the epitome of Grindr twink sexiness, though.
I think it also goes into the munchie victim mentality which seems like a huge crossover with pooners in general. A gay guy being called fag by a group of strange men can be terrifying as it can genuinely be a prelude to a beating. She absolutely gets off on the thought of having that fear and getting sympathy points for it.
Excellent connection. This thread is like a 300 level psych course.
