Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if the trolls snuck into 14BC while Barb was napping and fed her some good ol' wake up juice?

 

[Pop]

What if Chris filled his taxes?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Chris filled his taxes?

The universe would implode due to sheer improbability.

What if Chris was forced to live with his 2008 self? Would they ?

 

[Scarecrow]

The universe would implode due to sheer improbability.

What if Chris was forced to live with his 2008 self? Would they ?

It would probably depend on Chris deciding if tomgirl Chris is a legitimate boyfriend free girl.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if CWC woke up to find he was a teenager and it was the first day of high school again -- but he still remembered everything he did since then in this timeline?

He'd use his knowledge of the future to do nothing of value. Avoid past mistakes? Bet on a Super Bowl? Nah, at best, he'd just get a head start on Sonichu.

U think Chris drawings would improve if he was high on lsd?

Definitely.

 

[Pop]

What if Chris went to change his phone card validity guarantee?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Bob Chandler came back from the dead? How would Chris react to him? How would he react to Chris?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had a mullet and pornstache?

 

[Scarecrow]

What if Chris had a mullet and pornstache?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Carlos_Chantor

This is as close as Chris ever got to Pornstache.

 

[Lurkman]

What if Chris was black? Would he make it in black communities at all?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Chris was black? Would he make it in black communities at all?

No matter what, Chris can't make it in any community.


What if Chris had an identical twin who wasn't a sperg?

 

[Xarpho]

He'd use his knowledge of the future to do nothing of value. Avoid past mistakes? Bet on a Super Bowl? Nah, at best, he'd just get a head start on Sonichu.

Rates optimistic, he'd probably start "transitioning" early, then get thrown out of the house by Borb, and become an alternate-universe ADF.

What if Chris had an identical twin who wasn't a sperg?

Probably would turn out something like Cole.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Elliot Rodger lived in CWCville?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Elliot Rodger lived in CWCville?

Hilarity would ensue.

 

[Scarecrow]

What if Elliot Rodger lived in CWCville?

Just two lonesome guys with da noviophobia lookin' for some china without the JERKS attached to it.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if CWCville was in the Nava-verse?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris turned Super Saiyan?

 

[Gilliam42]

The governments of the world would unite to put down the threat to humanity. It would only take a few minutes, since Chris would occupied trying to figure out how to turn into Sonichu, and thus easily ambushed. Then back to business as usual.

 

[Apocalypso]

The governments of the world would unite to put down the threat to humanity. It would only take a few minutes, since Chris would occupied trying to figure out how to turn into Sonichu, and thus easily ambushed. Then back to business as usual.

But what if they failed like so

 

[Gilliam42]

But what if they failed like so

Hmm. Either:
1) The Miscreants send their elite fighting force to fight him in an action-movie throwdown for humanity,
2) Chris is killed through trickery, since I don't recall Super Saiyan-ness having any effect on tactical intelligence (if anything, it just makes you more ruthless and bloodthirsty),
3) Chris dies while he's messing around with his powers,
4) Chris wins, kills Pmurt, declares himself president, attempts to reshape the US into a giant CWCville, makes Hillary his secretary, and spends the rest of his days playing video games and being serviced by concubines like some modern-day Roman emperor.