Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Come on, guys. Nick's revelation is that he's a faggot. Of course we've all known this for some time, but he's a slow-in-the-mind alcoholic so you have to give him time to process just how gay he is. The penny finally dropped.

Typical drug hedonist pipeline. Penis stops functioning but still needs to maintain the idea that he's a stud. You know what doesn't need a functioning dick and still gets laid? Power bottoms.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

This, or Kayla's finally had enough and is leaving with the kids...and Nick's parents are on her side.

I doubt Kayla has the spine to leave and I'm even more doubtful such a simple idea could form in her empty head. Her only focus is pills and Star Trek.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Intelligent? We don't have IQ tests, right? Kurt would probably score best yet he's the most retarded with one of the least viewed channels, so...

He’s going to keep having shit views until he can clear up whatever skin condition he has. I just want to shake him by the shoulders and shout that it’s OK to put some damn color corrector on before streaming. I don’t know if it’s eczema , or rosacea, or goddamn psoriasis, but he needs a dermatologist yesterday.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There's no way. @MNPublicRecords wrote extensive summaries of the leaked files, full of snarky remarks. Respectfully, there's no way Kayla has a high enough IQ to do such a thing.

You are likely right, I did not consider if Kayla had the brain capacity for it.
Maybe just another family member or a close acquaintance from church.

Maybe one of the teachers at the school coop.
Lots of funny options, because there are a lot of people in the area of Spicer MN that hate his guts.

I think it's more that his plea deal has been revoked, or he really is losing the house immanently because of the foreclosure (which he's only just found out about)

This process has been ongoing for months, it is why the second house is for sale. No way he "only just found out".

 

[smarty_snoops]

that camelot dude seems like the kind of guy who is a closeted homosexual who spreads HIV in his local communities.

 

[Burt Macklin]

It's about discovering that The Big Source & Leaker is Coomalot, CGoody, Art, or (outside chance) Will Herren.

Don't think its Wil Herren, but it very well could have been Wil Herren who told him something? Judging from the STMS Wil Herren clip, Wil did talk to Nick.

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

Think it's a family revelation, too, most likely tied to court filings. With his plea hearing coming up (not a lawyer so not sure how the timelines work) it could be drip drip drips of information he can see now?

ETA : Things maybe the prosecutors office had against him (like a witness list) if they'd gone to trial? Again, not a lawyer so don't know if this is even a thing.

Spoiler alert: nothing has happened but Nick wants attention.

This truly is the highest probability.

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ETA 2 :
Just saw this. Going to watch on 2x speed to see if there's any nuggets, but Coomelot maybe did a "big revelation" to Nick. So far tho, this is the most nose-guarding I've seen him do in a solid 6 months. Not speaking good of Aaron at all right off the bat!

First big quote : "Nick is doing much better and he's only going to get probation. I would rather lose my house than go to prison."

ETA 3 : grammar

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Maybe Nick had just taken a break from reading his thread, and came back to find out his house is in foreclosure. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a mountain of mail he ignores and found out from reading here.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just saw this. Going to watch on 2x speed to see if there's any nuggets,

@Folgers Can already posted the transcript and a clip and @daffodils posted some Art/Cgoody interactions.

I went over it as well. Some additions. Note that Art has claimed to be in touch with Nick but take everything with a big grain of sodium.

Timestamp 31:50 : Cody says that after the YT cut and taxes, Nick made $600K (timestamp 31:50) on Superchats and Rumble deal was "likely" $400K. Also:




Art has a point (mine as well) on this one:


Bonus:

 

[Flora Fox]

Sounds like an tv ad for trooning out.

“Getting too much heat for your decisions? The consequences of your actions too much? People not respecting how magnificent, majestic and always correct you are? You think drugging kids is ok?
Don’t wait, Troon Out today!”

Sd in Meme Copium's Stoney's ad voice.

 

[Major]

This process has been ongoing for months, it is why the second house is for sale. No way he "only just found out".

This is Nick we're talking about.

Plus someone here said that this type of thing often goes on the background for a long time before anyone involved finds out, so maybe the 2nd house sale fell through and he won't have the cash to pay the bailiffs.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Bonus:

These morons think KF is "going after people", when all we do is document the balldoverse collapse and laugh about all people involved.

Fucking retards.

 

[Kandinsky]

Come on, guys. Nick's revelation is that he's a faggot. Of course we've all known this for some time, but he's a slow-in-the-mind alcoholic so you have to give him time to process just how gay he is. The penny finally dropped.

If it pleases and sparkles!

 

[and six goriilion others]

Maybe Nick had just taken a break from reading his thread, and came back to find out his house is in foreclosure. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a mountain of mail he ignores and found out from reading here.

The surprising thing about that would be that Nick took a break from reading his thread for 5 days.

 

[Not Who You Think]

The Revenge of Lord Balldolot

10/10 and has the best disclaimer I've ever read:

 

[Folgers Can]

This process has been ongoing for months, it is why the second house is for sale. No way he "only just found out".

It wouldn't be that he "only just found out" about the beginnings of a foreclosure being in the works, but rather that he "only just found out" that it unexpectedly accelerated to such a late stage. For example he might have put in a loan modification application weeks or months ago and convinced himself that it would hold off scheduling of a sheriff's sale for long enough to get the whorehouse sale closed and pay current uneventfully before anything goes public, perhaps because in true non-practicing lawyer fashion, his random googling around through "Deadbeat Lifehacks 101" websites led him to mistakenly believe that common stall tactics which routinely achieve delay for FHA/VA/USDA loans would necessarily work for a conventional loan from a boutique investment advisory firm such as this one (news flash: they don't). That and/or he convinced himself that if he and Kayla could successfully evade service of process for just long enough, any tentatively scheduled sheriff's sale would have to be postponed long enough to close the whorehouse sale with much more time to spare than the time crunch he faces now:

580.03 NOTICE OF SALE; SERVICE ON OCCUPANT.
Six weeks' published notice shall be given that such mortgage will be foreclosed by sale of the mortgaged premises or some part thereof, and at least four weeks before the appointed time of sale a copy of such notice shall be served in like manner as a summons in a civil action in the district court upon the person in possession of the mortgaged premises, if the same are actually occupied. ...
Minn. Stat. 580.03

4.03 Personal Service
Service of summons within the state shall be as follows:
(a) Upon an Individual. Upon an individual by delivering a copy to the individual personally or by leaving a copy at the individual's usual place of abode with some person of suitable age and discretion then residing therein.
Minn. R. Civ. P. 4

With the sheriff's sale scheduled to February 5th the hard deadline for personal service would be this coming Wednesday January 8th, so this weekend would have been about the time to escalate the process server's unanswered doorknocks to stakeouts/tailing as needed, and it's plausible that the process server finally nabbed him or Kayla (or a third adult occupant) with the papers last night and effectively locked in the otherwise-tentative auction date. Couple that with the possibility that he maybe off-and-on heeds his three shrinks' sage advice to steer clear of iInternet negativity as much as possible, in which case he might not have learned about the late stage of the sheriff's sale's scheduling from the Farms mere days ago, and really did have to get a hand-delivered sheaf of papers as the wake-up call.

Or even if he did hear about the late stage before last night, the hand-delivery's officially locking in the auction date may have been his cue to now pretend that he only just found out about it and portray himself to his supporters as the "reeling" victim of the "confluence of bullshit" that is the big bad bank's brazen disregard of his big-brained stall tactics, which was a "surreal" and "ridiculous" move on the bank's part because they should have just given him more time based on his or his attorney's bare assurances that they're imminently getting paid from the whorehouse sale proceeds anyway, but now their intransigence has unfairly forced him to be "working on it."

Nobody's saying that's necessarily what happened, but all of the above would most definitely be very much in character for the Nick we know.

 

[newuser131]

Somewhat accurate description.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=mDxhE-SsIZo

tv's wil herren sucks. why does he insist on being the center of attention during the interviews? i notice this with all of the people he interviews. he talks over the interview and added conjecture into the conversation where none is needed. just let the subject talk, do not interrupt unless the subject is talking in circles or blatantly lying, and evolve your question so it will fit the moment (instead of just asking your stock questions).

what is wil herren's background? is he just a clipper turned online drama channel or is he really an irl reporter?

 

[Harm]

what is wil herren's background? is he just a clipper turned online drama channel or is he really an irl reporter?

He's actually on television, like real world TV that boomers manually turn on with their cable box.

 

[AnOminous]

This process has been ongoing for months, it is why the second house is for sale. No way he "only just found out".

Nick is easily retarded enough to know the process was going on but still ignore the mail coming in, either in the hope he could ostrich it all away or just out of his "ODD," that is to say, retardation. He had cooming and cucking to do.

Bonus:

They don't know we have a lolcow thread on him. He's just not as interesting as Rekieta. Most people consider him a retard and a cow in his own right, but he doesn't erupt in a geyser of milk any time you poke him, so he gets poked less.

 

[Windy Moors]

Young man, there's no need to feel down.

ALERT ALERT ALERT! Missive From The Court Of Balldo!

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Narc word count:
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I'm - 3

Based on my random skimming Coomy sounds very ignorant about Nick's current situation and probably doesn't get fed exclusive info. What's more interesting is that our old buddy Cgoody was in chat.

It's funny and somewhat a little sad that Cgoody believed he was in a friendship with Rekieta, Nick doesn't have friends but for a shambolic collection of damaged people, that he talks at.

 

[200MB]

Art has a point (mine as well) on this one:

Nick making a successful return is not possible, no fucking chance. Assuming your definition of success isn't just barely surviving off a few loyal paypigs. A handful of incel haters derailed every show of his for months and now the majority of his audience is incel haters.

His grand tell-all return will have a decent audience but wtf is he going to do after he's finally told his truuuuuuth? There's no coming back for this nigger, he's cooked.