Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So what is he going to do now apart from beg his mother in law?

Sell pepperoni or sell wanks?

Gonna assume he will do what he has been doing. Leeching of his MIL and farting into his couch while bloviating on SM.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's Patrick not only attacking a woman, but one that's Israeli and former FTM

Fat Rick thinks all babies come from assholes, just because he's an ass baby himself.

 

[RollingRock2]

Fat Rick thinks all babies come from assholes, just because he's an ass baby himself.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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That's enough Internet for today.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fat Rick thinks all babies come from assholes, just because he's an ass baby himself.

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Wait a second.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

> Birthrates are falling because people don't goon enough

What did pig tits mean by this?

Buzzy Butt thinks ejaculating on his wife while she's asleep is "sex" and isn't in the room when Niki has the local youths from the neighboring Section 8 apartment building over.

(Does anyone else have a better explanation as to how Annabelle was conceived? I refuse to believe anyone would ever want Piggertits huffing and puffing on top of them, even if it's doggy style.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

> Birthrates are falling because people don't goon enough

What did pig tits mean by this?

I think Patrick is just upset that Nikki makes the same face you make when you touch the food at the bottom of the sink anytime she has to touch him do sex is a bit of sore spot for him. It's understandable though since his penis is so small that a mosquito couldn't suck blood from it. They need a surface area large enough for them to land on.

Buzzy Butt thinks ejaculating on his wife while she's asleep is "sex" and isn't in the room when Niki has the local youths from the neighboring Section 8 apartment building over.

(Does anyone else have a better explanation as to how Annabelle was conceived? I refuse to believe anyone would ever want Piggertits huffing and puffing on top of them, even if it's doggy style.)

likely got some tweezers and yanked it one night while she was sleeping. No way those sausage fingers can get a hold of something that small.

 

[Magnetman]

Patrick is not a real person, he can't be.

Oh but he is, and we all get to laugh at him!

 

[Maude Snew]

(Does anyone else have a better explanation as to how Annabelle was conceived? I refuse to believe anyone would ever want Piggertits huffing and puffing on top of them, even if it's doggy style.)

A time travel plot where her son is also her father like in Futurama?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

A time travel plot where her son is also her father like in Futurama?

Grandson, since hopefully Annabelle wasn't born with a dick. But who knows what manmade horrors are just around the corner?

 

[Summer of George]

I'll be honest, having finally read through most of the thread, I truly, dearly hope that Patrick will release a new book. Imagine all the insanity, acquired relentlessly over the years, being poured onto paper. Russell Greer's efforts would pale in comparison.

An autobiography would easily outsell his top novel by a factor of ten. I'd certainly buy a copy. I might even consider not returning it and/or leaving a favorable review.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He also hates blue collar people

Pat hates competent people. If you can do anything successfully, he must tear you down.

I think he's jealous of and scared of blue collar/ competent men. Look how he sought praise from anyone, anywhere for his terrible plastic decking.

Meanwhile, Jake Raven, Top Soldier, builds a deck 4 times the size of Pat's in a couple hours using real wood, taking occasional breaks to hug his kids and be loved by his wife.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think he's jealous of and scared of blue collar/ competent men. Look how he sought praise from anyone, anywhere for his terrible plastic decking.

He used to do that with his model building too. He doesn't do anything for the sake of doing it. He needs to be complimented and treated special.

 

[JustStopDude]

I think he's jealous of and scared of blue collar/ competent men. Look how he sought praise from anyone, anywhere for his terrible plastic decking.

Meanwhile, Jake Raven, Top Soldier, builds a deck 4 times the size of Pat's in a couple hours using real wood, taking occasional breaks to hug his kids and be loved by his wife.

His rage and jealousy isn't limited to just blue collar people.

This is a guy who has argued with engineers and PhD holders over how rocket development occurs.

 

[FinnSven]

I think Patrick is just upset that Nikki makes the same face you make when you touch the food at the bottom of the sink anytime she has to touch him do sex is a bit of sore spot for him. It's understandable though since his penis is so small that a mosquito couldn't suck blood from it. They need a surface area large enough for them to land on.

likely got some tweezers and yanked it one night while she was sleeping. No way those sausage fingers can get a hold of something that small.

I should think it was more likely that he would collapse drunk on top of her, come after two pushes, then fall asleep.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I should think it was more likely that he would collapse drunk on top of her, come after two pushes, then fall asleep.

If he fell on a woman there would be a coroners report.

 

[jertzog]

KEK, WHAT A BITCH

 

[Post Reply]

Yes, Josh is headed to prison, but it won't be from of Patrick.

 

[An automatic clown]

Sunday evening at 4pm Milwaukee time hea oinking up a fucking storm rn. Must be good and liquored up. Maybe take the Rustang to Chubby's Cheesesteaks

 

[oopsie doodle]

Seeing that @Haloperidol did magic with the ITT We write a nigger rap song one word at a time thread got me thinking of what could be set to that scotch snap rhythm Rick's pepperoni ingredients are so fond of.

Nigger's so fat he got china man eyelids
4H livestock auction, I am sizing up this prize pig
trotters pounding, twitter sperging, I fantasize about violence
just slice him up like sidepork, he'd fry up nice with my eggs