DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Retard fight between IcedCuck and IronCuck to see who gets Phil's lap, I see. ToTaLlY OrGaNiC sUpPoRt.

 

[Comma]

Another one of the many moments where DSP's mouth is faster than his brain, revealing what he actually meant to say. He tried to explain to Hipnotic Jinx why he isn't playing Marvel Rivals anymore:

 

[San Dimas High School]

I think this is the lego set he bought? He better have Darziak on speaker phone.

 

[INirvana]

He has no patience playing Dark Souls 1, I see why he's struggling because unlike the newer fromsoft games, Dark Souls 1 is more punishing and patient, slower too.

Forgot, he's also using a cheese build on a easy mod too

 

[Cucktry Roads]

ALT made a huge timeline of events comparing Phil's views at the time.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

RE: Dave doing stuff on muh dayawff

My pet theory for years has been that Phil probably didn't last long on the streets as a driver. His completely authentic Italian back breaking face melting car accident seems to have traumatized him. The world is also filled with retards who should never be allowed behind the wheel in the first place and submitting his videogame driving as evidence I think he's probably one of them. Your own driving has to be attuned the mouth drooling morahns all around you.. you have to be able to anticipate their stupidity while phil can't even anticipate his own eventhough it runs parallel to his breathing.

Beyond his accident (another story that he refashioned over time) its really easy to imagine the king of hate thinking he was king of the road as well. New Millennium Era Phil seems to be when the fake tough guy persona was runnin' wild so I can imagine him blundering his way around town mayushing on the horn and running his mouth out the window. A few heated exchanges could have easily escalated to real threats of stationary (lol) violence and driving started to feel as hazardous to him back then as fictional romance between anyone except big gay muscle men is to him today.

I think he still runs errands to maintain the machoor adult with respahnsibilities larp and because going to mall with his mahm to just waste money really left a lasting impression on him. I don't think he leaves the house nearly as often as he claims though and this is why to me at least there's probably the usual nugget of truth in the way he always frames it as some huge ordeal beyond his victim complex.

He puts everything off until the last minute so he probably only goes anywhere once or twice a month and stacks stuff high on his to-do list while bitching about how much work it's going to take.. if hauling the pungent aroma of 300 unwashed food containers and a giant mound of cat shit to the dump once a month doesn't make this guy a true blue collar worker then I dunno what does dood. His physical activity is so limited he probably really does feel like it takes a Herculean effort just to do this basic bitch stuff.

If they do any cooking at all (X) it won't be with fresh ingredients and I doubt they're big on fruit and veg so they can go weeks at a time without a food shop since most of what they buy won't spoil very fast. Frozen meals and the like are a last resort anyways phil and kat are doing their part to put Washington doordash delivery drivers kids through college.

Outside the fear of "back spasms" while driving through the wasteland beyond the gated khammunity or the paranoia of being accosted by a rogue detractor when he takes a wrong turn and waddles into a hardware department, phil still needs to maintain his warped sense of reality where he's absolutely naht a gutless, soulless, effete shell of his former self hermit and he's proving it by going shopping a dozen times a year.

Once a month he's able to channel this obstinance that's usually reserved for refusing to take the hint and get the fuck off the internet into taking his wife out for 3 dinners in exchange for her services as a sturdy meat shield if the phailanx formation (holding your hands up while crying and telling them you're an alcoholic) proves ineffective after some dood yells "it's the guy!".

 

[NomineNemo]

her services as a sturdy meat shield

My new head canon is that Phil caused her to bulk up...just not in the way we all assumed at first sight

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

ALT made a huge timeline of events comparing Phil's views at the time.

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Where horses are this lame, they shoot them to save them from the agonizingly slow death.

 

[dent_whisperer]

You are thinking way to much about Phil's dislike of driving. Nigger most likely got a speeding ticket and his dad revoked Phil's driving privileges for a month or so and Linda went along with it. It was a top 10 anime betrayal in Phil's mind and the faggot gave himself ptsd from seething about it so hard.

 

[johnkimble123]

You are thinking way to much about Phil's dislike of driving. Nigger most likely got a speeding ticket and his dad revoked Phil's driving privileges for a month or so and Linda went along with it. It was a top 10 anime betrayal in Phil's mind and the faggot gave himself ptsd from seething about it so hard.

Exactly, I don't believe anything Phil has ever said

Car accident = likely fake or exaggerated
Post nasal drip = can be remedied easily, Phil chooses not to and just snort for dominance or because he's an asshole
Back/neck pain = not triggered by accident but more by being sedentary for the last decade
Gout = looked up symptoms on WebMD, self-diagnosed likely too... if anything foot pain is from being sedentary for the last decade too

If anything they're both diabetic and not even treating it

 

[Grease Fountain]

Is this not amusing, fellow humans? *picks nose*

 

[HereForNudes]

When did he start changing the goal from 150 to 300 when het gets the 150? Thats not a goal if you just move the goal again. Greed is insane, it really is never enough.

Also what is with the recent obsession with "street smarts vs book smarts". The scenarios he uses in make zero sense.

 

[johnkimble123]

Is this not amusing, fellow humans? *picks nose*
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It's not mentioned enough how often dude picks his nose on camera, picks his face, picks his ear, plays with his mustache, touches his hair that likely never gets washed, and worst of all, wipes anything he finds on his jammies.

There are 10 year olds that broke that habit already. Phil Burnell is a man child in all the worst ways. Fuck, a kid, if they had money, would pay somebody to clean their room like Phil paid somebody to haul off all the hoarding shit they have. And he boasted about this too btw!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Also what is with the recent obsession with "street smarts vs book smarts". The scenarios he uses in make zero sense.

ongoing midlife crisis, has to feel like he's "better" in any way he can so as to avoid the crushing reality that is his failure of an existence.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Back/neck pain = not triggered by accident but more by being sedentary for the last decade

Here's young DSP to tell you exactly how he injured his back.

He didn't have an accident, and he didn't hurt himself lifting anything. It just spawned out of thin air. Nothing he could do.

When did he start changing the goal from 150 to 300 when het gets the 150? Thats not a goal if you just move the goal again. Greed is insane, it really is never enough.

When the streak got broken for like the 5th time, Phil switched to a new system. Now, any time he hits a goal, the "goals hit" counter goes up; it no longer has to be consecutive. That's when he started to allow multiple goals to be met per stream. So the second he hits a goal now, he starts begging for the next $150. The greed is never-ending.

 

[Iron Hamster]

When did he start changing the goal from 150 to 300 when het gets the 150? Thats not a goal if you just move the goal again. Greed is insane, it really is never enough.

Also what is with the recent obsession with "street smarts vs book smarts". The scenarios he uses in make zero sense.

when he realized the kino arc was over

 

[NomineNemo]

Phil paid somebody to haul off all the hoarding shit they have. And he boasted about this too btw!

The fact that he is, allegedly, actually repairing stuff, cleaning his house, and hauling his hoard piles of boxes and assorted junk away makes me wonder what is forcing him to do these things.

Philbert is a lazy PoS that loathes change and you know he wouldn't do anything like this unprompted.
Divorce coin? Still trying to refinance? Maybe the HOA is starting to get wise to his shit or he has a mandatory walkthrough?

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

Here's young DSP to tell you exactly how he injured his back.

He didn't have an accident, and he didn't hurt himself lifting anything. It just spawned out of thin air. Nothing he could do.


When the streak got broken for like the 5th time, Phil switched to a new system. Now, any time he hits a goal, the "goals hit" counter goes up; it no longer has to be consecutive. That's when he started to allow multiple goals to be met per stream. So the second he hits a goal now, he starts begging for the next $150. The greed is never-ending.

I was larping when he started his new system. I asked him why we can not hit more then one goal a stream. His eyes lit up like a christmas tree with greed.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Is this not amusing, fellow humans? *picks nose*
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Your words before the clip really don’t do it justice lol, wtf was the joke of that clip?!?

 

[Grease Fountain]

Your words before the clip really don’t do it justice lol, wtf was the joke of that clip?!?

His stats aren't good enough to swing that weapon properly, which gives him a special swing animation. Definitely worth a proper ha ha ha ha instead of the usual duhhhhh.