Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Anna doesn’t self identify as a fat does she? She doesn’t hang with any other Fats and she’s not going to make an appearance at FatCon. The highest category for FatCon is a full pass and three nights in the hotel for $1000 which is kind of a bargain. They’ve promised on their site that no one will have to stand in any line very long and all chairs will have no arms. The hotel has been fitted with a Big Fig obesity mattress for guests and for certain, food trucks will be circling the block like a wagon train of munchies.
 
Anna did at once point wear an "I'm Fat Let's Party" shirt to either Coachella or a Coachella-adjacent event- but she's never firmly allied herself with the rest of the Fat Acceptance crowd. I feel like she sees herself as better than the *other* fat influencer crowd. And she usually downplays herself as being "plus-sized" or a "thiccums" (her words, not mine!)

Also, I 100% think she's got some reverse body dismorphia where she has no goddamn idea how huge she is until she's in an enclosed space, like a very obese cat trying to squeeze through a cat-door.
 
One of my first cows here was Ragen Chastain specifically for her IronFat nonsense, but she's fallen off the face of the planet after spraining her ankle and discovering that she can't swim 1.2 miles in the time limit. She hasn't bothered keeping her 'I'm going to do an Ironman distance triathlon on my own without time limits' promise and has stopped doing anything related to fitness at all, just going full on fat-activist bullshit.

Always open to more. My blood pressure's not high enough.
Ragen is still around. Shes getting paid to talk about being fat at professional conferences. She says shes a fat fitness professional even though her fat ass couldn’t walk a mile in less than an hour.
 
I love her food confessionals where Anna seemingly unknowingly reveals her food obsession. Things like ordering two hot dogs, the bagel breakdown, the quarter quiche, sheet cakin’.
It's sad because this sort of thing is actually OK if you did it on your birthday or after the big cycling race, the same way you can get insanely drunk on New Year's Eve or take MDMA at a concert on holiday. It shouldn't be taking so long for deathfattery to be accepted as just a regular addiction.
Honestly though, even by cheat-day/stoner boy standards, the binges you see in these threads are way over the line. These people are like in Daniela Westbrook territory, but with food. That "thanksgiving for 10" looks fun to me because I'm seeing it as "let's eat like shameful pigs tonight and then still have a week of food" for a couple. Especially that giant pile of cookies - did she really eat all of those in one sitting?
 
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Catering for oneself to then meal prep is the most gluttonous thing I've heard.

“Buy out the menu” at a chain restaurant to meal prep?

Alright, this is it. This is the fattest thing I have ever read. And you know it was extra fatly by all the dwarf planets who suddenly showed up in this thread to smugly proclaim how at least they aren’t that fat.

What I love about it is how Anna doesn’t even realize how fat of an idea it was. She thinks this is normal person type a planning ahead smartly logic.

I cannot get over “buy out the menu”.

I bet Anna is addicted to “restock my xyz” consoomer tiktok.
 
I really enjoyed the slow, dawning horror of the Nando's confession. I know the chain exists but have never been to one, so I was wholly unfamiliar with the menu. Therefore, I first thought that surely the restaurant must have some sort of option that's essentially a true meal prep offering: that is, something like the meal prep services already discussed. Then, as more knowledgable posters chimed in, I realized that no, she really does just mean she was going to go buy great big foil dishes of fast food, the kind of containers meant to serve dozens of people at a meeting they don't actually want to be attending. That's what she actually means.

What I'm trying to say is that this latest revelation is so fat that it actually blew my mind. I guess her thinking is that people love Nando's, so who wouldn't agree that it's a great idea to buy out an entire franchise and take it home with you? She really and truly doesn't hear how insane that sounds.

Also, just to point out the blindingly obvious, this would be a terrible idea for her. If the food is available, she's going to eat it, and I have a feeling that, once she starts, she just eats on autopilot.
 
I’d never thought about it but yeah, I don’t recall her ever really identifying as a fat. She accounts for her weight as lipodema, lymphedema and her, (nauseating), term of ‘thikkums’ would be more appropriate for someone carrying an extra 29 lbs rather than several other people on her frame.

The last year or so has been interesting. Her body is showing signs of beginning to fail and she can’t hide it; least of all from herself.

Even her most oblivious of ‘fans’ must be starting to see that her influencer life is complete bs
 
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Has anyone mentioned the 40 mins she waited for the fancy cotton candy place to open? That was peak big back behavior.
That, and getting increasingly irritated when the place finally opened and the cotton candy "artist" still hadn't arrived, so she had to wait even longer. I don't know about you, but there is no cotton candy on this earth I'm going to wait for; waiting almost an hour and getting her jimmies rustled by having to wait at all is pure fatfuckery.

Any delay in being able to stuff her face with whatever food she's currently fixated on is a personal affront as far as Anna's concerned, and every time it happens you can really see her getting pig-mad. There is no going with the flow, accepting that shit happens, or deciding to wait until later; she's got to have it, and she's got to have it NOW.

I've witnessed plenty of drunks and druggies go similarly low-key aggro when forced to wait just a little longer before ingesting their mind-altering substance of choice; I see no difference betwwen them and Anna.
 
I've witnessed plenty of drunks and druggies go similarly low-key aggro when forced to wait just a little longer before ingesting their mind-altering substance of choice; I see no difference betwwen them and Anna.

100% this. It's sad/ironic coming from a Mormon family. Everything about her screams addict to me.
 
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Catering for oneself to then meal prep is the most gluttonous thing I've heard.
I have to go back to the Nando's thing. They sent her this bag? I wonder why. It "reminds" her of a "funny" story... that happened less than a week ago. Just a totally relatable story, not an ad.

I had to take a look at Nando's catering setup- first, you have to order ahead, like any catering. Did she really just roll in expecting to order several large trays of food?

They offer individual servings through their catering- you have to buy at least 6. That's almost reasonable "for meal prep," but not really. If the items are already assembled, they definitely won't hold up for long. But she said she planned to "meal prep from that," which tells me that she indeed intended to buy the big trays and make herself enormous meals.

Even the big trays would not last the week. You shouldn't keep restaurant food as long as home cooked; you don't know how it has been handled. But I know this is moot because it'd be gone in a day or two anyway.

Then Nando's sent her this "adorable" (very utilitarian, not really cute) bag? Did she make a pitch to be an ambassador to them? Did she bitch and complain about no catering until they sent her something?

And now she wants to "order all the things dine in and get take home boxes." Why in the actual fuck would she not just order take out?

The food alone doesn't make it one of the fattest things she's ever done. The whole thing screams that addict behavior is clogging her logic.
 
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I have to go back to the Nando's thing. They sent her this bag? I wonder why. It "reminds" her of a "funny" story... that happened less than a week ago. Just a totally relatable story, not an ad.

I had to take a look at Nando's catering setup- first, you have to order ahead, like any catering. Did she really just roll in expecting to order several large trays of food?

They offer individual servings through their catering- you have to buy at least 6. That's almost reasonable "for meal prep," but not really. If the items are already assembled, they definitely won't hold up for long. But she said she planned to "meal prep from that," which tells me that she indeed intended to buy the big trays and make herself enormous meals.

Even the big trays would not last the week. You shouldn't keep restaurant food as long as home cooked; you don't know how it has been handled. But I know this is moot because it'd be gone in a day or two anyway.

Then Nando's sent her this "adorable" (very utilitarian, not really cute) bag? Did she make a pitch to be an ambassador to them? Did she bitch and complain about no catering until they sent her something?

And now she wants to "order all the things dine in and get take home boxes." Why in the actual fuck would she not just order take out?

The food alone doesn't make it one of the fattest things she's ever done. The whole thing screams that addict behavior is clogging her logic.
Also, if she just wants to eat Nando's every day during her recovery, why not just have a hot, fresh Nando's order DoorDashed to her every day? She could order enough for two Anna-sized meals every day. And if she doesn't feel like eating Nando's, she can get something else.

But I guess that, god forbid, she'd have to wait for her order to show up, instead of being able to pull it straight from the fridge and nuke it.
 
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