I have to go back to the Nando's thing. They sent her this bag? I wonder why. It "reminds" her of a "funny" story... that happened less than a week ago. Just a totally relatable story, not an ad.
I had to take a look at Nando's catering setup- first, you have to order ahead, like any catering. Did she really just roll in expecting to order several large trays of food?
They offer individual servings through their catering- you have to buy at least 6. That's almost reasonable "for meal prep," but not really. If the items are already assembled, they definitely won't hold up for long. But she said she planned to "meal prep from that," which tells me that she indeed intended to buy the big trays and make herself enormous meals.
Even the big trays would not last the week. You shouldn't keep restaurant food as long as home cooked; you don't know how it has been handled. But I know this is moot because it'd be gone in a day or two anyway.
Then Nando's sent her this "adorable" (very utilitarian, not really cute) bag? Did she make a pitch to be an ambassador to them? Did she bitch and complain about no catering until they sent her something?
And now she wants to "order all the things dine in and get take home boxes." Why in the actual fuck would she not just order take out?
The food alone doesn't make it one of the fattest things she's ever done. The whole thing screams that addict behavior is clogging her logic.