Does anyone else have a better explanation as to how Annabelle was conceived?
The best thing is I could make a thousand jokes about pat being cucked, accidently jizzing on Ade's panties, you name it... but the actual story is probably just as pathetic.
Based on Pat's blog where he overshares about the last days of the relationship (unbelievable, I know) when Ade was 2 weeks pregnant, and the dates of his birthday, it is pretty much confirmed that Annabelle was conceived during a pity fuck his wife allowed him to have as a last birthday present.
At the time she already hated him, and in fact 15 days later she told him she never loved or respected him.
We can only imagine the awkward 2 minutes of that last awful, sad sad sex, where she had tears of regret the entire 30 seconds the faucet was at half mast (I'm taking off about 90 seconds during which that fat homo was likely crying as well).
9 million views, likely hundreds if not thousands of unique posters
Definitely thousands.
3 foruns where he is is one of the main lolcows+ hundreds of threads on Reddit, Steam + the thousands of people he insulted during his 25-30 years online fueled by the most egregious case of Chronic Hyper Cuntiness known to modern medicine... You get the gist of it.
Heck, I've seen YouTube comments made by profiles with his pic in dozens of videos that were 100% unrelated to lolcows.
He is a goddamn International Institution at this point. By 2100, The Church of Stalkers will have more members than the Holy See.
Every member will have to visit the most sacred places (
The Half-Hovel Wall and
The Holiest of Hoolies) at least once during their lifetime, and be required to leave offerings of Chubby Cheesestakes at the feet of the Sacred Fartcouch.
During the cerimony, walking up to the Patrick Statue by the Ancient Adirondack Chairs and sticking 1 or 2 small bearded dragons up its bum is suggested, but not mandatory.
Amen.
have a record of like 0-15. 
