Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Mike Zuckerberg

Hey Cory, Mike Zuckerberg here, I'm that Mark guy's brother. I don't know much about face-booking but I sure do love Mark's homemade brisket!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Let's see we have Steve Jobs when he was still alive blackmailing a woman pretending to not be someone's father.

We have Mike Zuckerberg acting like a robotic person and it's basically a robot and understand how to act human.


We have Elon Musk skin walking a bunch of random people and having an account pretending to be a child while surrounding another account pretending to be a 20 year old guy from Fiji.

Then we have Bill Gates who loves to eat his own feces as a child molester and likes to run unethical experiments on black people in Africa with his vaccines.


Then we have Jeff Bezos the worst thing I think he's ever done is cheat on his wife repeatedly and his wife became a crazy psychotic liberal.


Is there any one of these tech moguls that isn't completely off the wall insane I mean I guess there's Larry Ellison


oh don't forget uh Elon musk's buddy Peter Thiel who is funding a bunch of crazed far right homosexuals like Bronze Age pervert Scott gleer counter currents and groomer Greg Johnson

they're not even the fun type of crazy like John McAfee who killed like four people and then lived out the rest of his life on his private yacht doing a bunch of cocaine with his prostitute wife who tried to rob him

If it's any consolation I'll have you shot once the Kiwi Workers' Party takes control of this site. KWP, fuck trannies, you know how it goes.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What if the Fiji guy is Elon's bastard child who is trying to replace Elon with a bastard clone army of Elon's children all skinwalking as him.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

"Elon's such a lolcow that he made me retarded!"

I never said he was adrian, i've maintained he's a big faggot no matter the outcome. calm your tits

 

[General Emílio Médici]

While you niggers are trying to figure out Elon's Fortnite account he's all over the news in the UK for trying to influence UK politics.

Some bong on the US Politics General thread said it best that Elon's idea of distracting people from his absolutely retarded takes on H1B visas has been to drop a 50 megaton nuke in the UK Political Sphere.

You gotta admit he is a very strong lolcow. Not many can make the entire world shake when they act retarded.

This is also a case of "worst person you know made a great point" for UK Politics. Elon's spergout on the muslim gangs and his forcing Farage's hand into actually choosing a position on Tommy Robinson may be for the best long term, as Farage has basically admitted he is unwilling to be the actual opposition to immigration that the country needs and wants and is instead stuck in the "they need to come here LEGALLY guys we can't deport them!" bullshit.

I do wonder if his sudden shittalking of pakistani rape gangs might also have a indian angle to it. Indians and Pakis hate each other. Saars would be happy to do the needfull for Elon and throw Pakis under the bus.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Also 9/11 was in 2001, sweaty. Going senile?

Again, I know you have crippling autism and a severe mental disability, but Dittman claims to be 25 years old. I know you're really slow, but how old would someone who is 25 be 23 1/4 years ago? You can use a calculator if you'd like, I know you need it

 

[KingFrampt]

Adrian Dittmann is clearly Elons illegitimate son, hence the voice and faggotry

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Is This a bad time to bring up the story of Elon being a babyfur?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You gotta admit he is a very strong lolcow. Not many can make the entire world shake when they act retarded.

Well anyone can do that when you have 400 billion dollars to your name. At least far worse lolcows don't have that money

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is This a bad time to bring up the story of Elon being a babyfur?

Is there ever a bad time for that?

 

[Dana scully]

How often people OD from ketamine?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Well it was in Season 20 where Elon Musk played himself, unfortunately it is hard to find a clip of it on youtube so it is best to seek the episode for yourself if you're curious,.

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The only clips I can find are from reaction youtube channels so I timestamped where he appears (I genuinely apologize for linking reaction youtube content)

and being friends with one of the South Park creators, who probably went DELETE EVERYTHING after the twitter buyout or something on almost every clip of Elon on youtube.

Here are his other cameos where he is worshiped

Big Bang Theory

Simpsons (Homer is so based for this, but of course Lisa would worship this clown)

Rick and Morty

Jew approved quality

 

[GlupShitto]

Let's see we have Steve Jobs when he was still alive blackmailing a woman pretending to not be someone's father.

We have Mike Zuckerberg acting like a robotic person and it's basically a robot and understand how to act human.


We have Elon Musk skin walking a bunch of random people and having an account pretending to be a child while surrounding another account pretending to be a 20 year old guy from Fiji.

Then we have Bill Gates who loves to eat his own feces as a child molester and likes to run unethical experiments on black people in Africa with his vaccines.


Then we have Jeff Bezos the worst thing I think he's ever done is cheat on his wife repeatedly and his wife became a crazy psychotic liberal.


Is there any one of these tech moguls that isn't completely off the wall insane I mean I guess there's Larry Ellison


oh don't forget uh Elon musk's buddy Peter Thiel who is funding a bunch of crazed far right homosexuals like Bronze Age pervert Scott gleer counter currents and groomer Greg Johnson

they're not even the fun type of crazy like John McAfee who killed like four people and then lived out the rest of his life on his private yacht doing a bunch of cocaine with his prostitute wife who tried to rob him

In all fairness, I think if any of us had that level of fuck you money, we'd all be running unethical experiments on niggers too. At least I know I would.

 

[karz]

I will

lol calm down

 

[Vecr]

Is This a bad time to bring up the story of Elon being a babyfur?

Where did you get that information from?

 

[Schpoots]

The amount of drama and spergery Elon inspires from all sides is baffling.

 

[Drip Torch]

Just a reminder, Musk interfering with a rescue operation.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In all fairness, I think if any of us had that level of fuck you money, we'd all be running unethical experiments on niggers too. At least I know I would.

On the contrary, I'd prefer to experiment on you.

The People's Commissariat for Agriculture would be very interested in how you react to injections of cholera and tuberculosis.

 

[JaneThough]

While you niggers are trying to figure out Elon's Fortnite account he's all over the news in the UK for trying to influence UK politics.

Nigel Farage (leader of UK Reform party) and the conversatives have been trying to get a full investigation into the rape gangs active in the UK. Tommy Robinson is in prison for contempt of court relating to the rape gang stuff and Musk tweeted "Free Tommy Robinson" for this reason.Farage disagrees with getting involved with Robinson politically and Elon instantly stabs him in the back and says he's not fit to lead Reform. When weeks before he was considering a major donation to the party and the party continues to polish his knob.

Farage has his problems and so does Tommy Robinson, but saying Robinson should be free because Freedom of speech and him being one of the biggest rape gang prostestors shouldn't be controversial. The rape gang scandal grew under the current prime ministers watch and is a major issue the general public want stopped immediately. Farage is one of the few who speak out against Islam and until recently the conservatives didn't. Elon went from Rape gangs bad to get rid of the only politician who's actively pushed back against them for his entire career. Supporting a known Israeli asset who's very unpopular with pretty much everyone, including Farage's own base.

It's a much bigger deal than a soundalike on Fortnite. He's actively sabotaging the UK's version of Trump.

Fucking this. That’s why owning the biggest form of mass communication is more powerful than anything else. A week ago this thread was up in arms over H-1B, rightfully so, now we’re all slap fighting over Adrian Dittman. It’s almost like this is how those in power stay in power, by making us pleebs fight over meaningless shit while they fuck us openly.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Elon is the Adrian Dittman on /pol/ and the Adrian Dittman on stream. The life story of that guy from Fiji does absolutely nothing to refute that. When is "Adrian" going to make a video with his face on camera?