"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I think the strategic delay has got him right where we want him...overconfident
Sure his anti-potato knife skills are formidable, but he hasn't worked out yet that the Hanukkah delay allowed us to activate our zionazi allies in Tel Aviv and fly in Hebrew supersoldier Ahuviya Harel

I mean just to fly in, customs, homeland security AND Pizza Hut required we used special restraints.
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When in position and we release the kiken...Phil's knife skills will prove no match for those kosher krav maga moves from an infamous TrueJew™ like Ahuviya Harel

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The reality question is: Did Philthy Cheese Stank work himself up so badly with his attention seeking "Kiwis are coming to get me!' bullshit that he managed to convince himself it might actually happen, and spending all of New Years Eve with his custom painted tranny bats and pepper spray hidden away somewhere in the Antardfa Barracks, shitting himself with fear any time he heard a car drive by or a door shut outside, until he finally passed out from exhaustion? The chances of it actually happening are definitely higher than zero.
 
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The Dude said:
The reality question is: Did Philthy Cheese Stank work himself up so badly with his attention seeking "Kiwis are coming to get me!' bullshit that he managed to convince himself it might actually happen, and spending all of New Years Eve with his custom painted tranny bats and pepper spray hidden away somewhere in the Antardfa Barracks, shitting himself with fear any time he heard a car drive by or a door shut outside, until he finally passed out from exhaustion? The chances of it actually happening are definitely higher than zero.
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He probably did that, but not because he was genuinely afraid. Mentally, he’s a child. I don’t doubt that he likes playing pretend-games.
 
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I just can’t get over the incredible ideological horseshoe of Phil deciding the Farms is run by Evil Jews. Leftists are so fucking cooked at this point, lol.
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The vast majority of the Left doesn’t take him seriously. I am not a Leftist (but I was when I discovered him), he is a joke even among Leftists and has been since at least 2010. The Antifa people tolerate him. That doesn’t mean they like him. He is a joke by pretty much every metric.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
The vast majority of the Left doesn’t take him seriously. I am not a Leftist (but I was when I discovered him), he is a joke even among Leftists and has been since at least 2010. The Antifa people tolerate him. That doesn’t mean they like him. He is a joke by pretty much every metric.
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Sure, but the reason he’s calling Kiwis “Zionists” or whatever is because that’s the Left’s current bugaboo and he’s latched onto it in the most unsubtle, retarded way humanly possible.

All hail Null, King of the Jews.
 
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moorhen said:
I like the idea that anything we say on this website is 100% True and Honest and is totally going to happen.

I've paid the judge in his criminal case real kiwibux to take away his tugboat and also legally declare him a fat white man. I've said it, so it's going to happen now.
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But I paid him to sentence Phil to 1000 hours unpaid labour making statues of Donald Trump
 
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I AM BIG MAD!

Phil thinks we chickened out. Our only mistake was making our plans around Phil’s identity from a few months ago. We were planning for the Chinese New Year.
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I like how he puts the squirt gun emoji. He’s too retarded to get a fake one.
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Portland isn't a dangerous place for anyone

I'd pay him a considerable amount of money to spend a week in Haiti or Honduras with a video feed 24/7
 
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salt said:
Sure, but the reason he’s calling Kiwis “Zionists” or whatever is because that’s the Left’s current bugaboo and he’s latched onto it in the most unsubtle, retarded way humanly possible.

All hail Null, King of the Jews.
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That's what Phil does with everything. From words he hears other people using, to things he's interested in, something catches his autistic fancy and he fixates on it. Kinda like a mockingbird.
 
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Shit like this is why I will never take the Palestinian cause seriously. Filled with delusion, baseless hope and idiocy at every level, from the Palestinians themselves to their leadership and their supporters, like ADF here. Not to be some cuck for Israel either BTW.
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Sure, but the reason he’s calling Kiwis “Zionists” or whatever is because that’s the Left’s current bugaboo and he’s latched onto it in the most unsubtle, retarded way humanly possible.
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Not wanting any involvement in foreign conflicts is the same as supporting Israel according to leftists, you have to support the 'oppressed' party regardless of anything that would naturally prohibit a reasonable person from doing so. It's impossible for an 'oppressed' group to do anything wrong.

As it turns out, this conflict has much more to do with real-world geopolitics, and if you're going to begin making moral judgements, international law. Leftists disregard both of these things in favour of vague idealism. Israel has abandoned international law, and wrongfully so, but at least they pursue policy rather than barbarism fueled by nonsensical ideas and lost dreams.
 
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ChristSeVeN said:
Shit like this is why I will never take the Palestinian cause seriously. Filled with delusion, baseless hope and idiocy at every level, from the Palestinians themselves to their leadership and their supporters, like ADF here. Not to be some cuck for Israel either BTW.

Not wanting any involvement in foreign conflicts is the same as supporting Israel according to leftists, you have to support the 'oppressed' party regardless of anything that would naturally prohibit a reasonable person from doing so. It's impossible for an 'oppressed' group to do anything wrong.

As it turns out, this conflict has much more to do with real-world geopolitics, and if you're going to begin making moral judgements, international law. Leftists disregard both of these things in favour of vague idealism. Israel has abandoned international law, and wrongfully so, but at least they pursue policy rather than barbarism fueled by nonsensical ideas and lost dreams.
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Saying “none of my business, mate” is some sort of genocide now. Doubly so if you’re a government. Wouldn’t it be nice to hear Phil say that? Or “don’t know enough to make a judgement”? Fake lefties like Phil always have to take sides, and it’s always whoever the smaller party is.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Saying “none of my business, mate” is some sort of genocide now. Doubly so if you’re a government. Wouldn’t it be nice to hear Phil say that? Or “don’t know enough to make a judgement”? Fake lefties like Phil always have to take sides, and it’s always whoever the smaller party is.
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Except when he believed Russian propaganda about Ukraine.
 
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when is his next hearing?
are they doing it over zoom?
does he have a PD???

[puts on kiwi incognitomustache]

say old bean..I really hope that Phil gets the book thrown at hin.
I, as a KFer, would be terribly disappointed if he bought a fez and learned that he is really a Moorish national and isn't contracted tofollow the laws of the United States.
pleas actively discourage him from looking up valuable information online about his rights as a beneficiary of the trust - he could take down the whole heterozionist court system!!!
so again, PLEASE discourage phil from overstanding the law around his internationally recognized sovereignty
 
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Grander Fucktard said:
say old bean..I really hope that Phil gets the book thrown at hin.
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I wouldn't get your hopes up too much. For all his "Crime Minister" larping he pretty much has no significant record and in his potato-like impotence, he didn't manage to cause any harm. Plus Portland and he did it in the name of antifag bullshit.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wouldn't get your hopes up too much. For all his "Crime Minister" larping he pretty much has no significant record and in his potato-like impotence, he didn't manage to cause any harm. Plus Portland and he did it in the name of antifag bullshit.
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He did get arrested at an Occupy Philly thing if memory serves. Maybe it was just detention. However yes that was over a decade ago anyway.
 
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