Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[break these cuffs]

Cheesesteaks are great, with good beef, fresh provolone, peppers, and onions all grilled up together. Nothing at chubby’s looks appetizing though.

Relevant avatar.

 

[JustStopDude]

Come to think of it, why was Patrick eating there alone at 10pm? If he had been there with friends (presuming he had friends...) they would have helped him with his Ralphamale-esque 3v1 beat down. But the only others mentioned are a restaurant staffer and unrelated patron. Sad. Pathetic.

Wife probably has him in a diet. So he has to sneak out to feast on junk food.

At least that is my theory. I suspect she woke up and texted him. In a fit of rage, he smashed his phone.

Then he made up a story to the cops that his phone was stolen so as to not further enrage the wife. Also, to make it look like he is a victim in his wife's eyes.

 

[break these cuffs]

Wife probably has him in a diet. So he has to sneak out to feast on junk food.

At least that is my theory. I suspect she woke up and texted him. In a fit of rage, he smashed his phone.

Then he made up a story to the cops that his phone was stolen so as to not further enrage the wife. Also, to make it look like he is a victim in his wife's eyes.

I think she would have been more upset that she didn't bring those three young men home than at him not being on a diet. Nik can look at him everyday and know he's not on a diet.

 

[femoralcanal]

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Here is a post explaining this utter retardation

It's been 13 months since I posted that. In that period I had family members pass away, changed jobs, became an uncle... while Patrick changed absolutely nothing about his life, carrying away in his demented path of self-destruction without ever skipping a bit.

His commitment to lolcowdom has to be admired. He is relentless.

I've said this before: if he poured this insane energy of his into something useful, he'd be remembered as one of the greatest men to ever live.

Thankfully for us, he decided to use his superpower picking fights with his toilet.

I love him.

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Edit to avoid double posting - brief update on the Steam account Pat was queefing about on Tweeter, courtesy of the Brothermen:



14 years lol.
I don't have a steam account, but according to a Brotherman, you can in fact change your account name and delete the logs of doing so.


lmao

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Cheesesteaks are great, with good beef, fresh provolone, peppers, and onions all grilled up together. Nothing at chubby’s looks appetizing though.

Goy Slop Express for the man with the titties

 

[SpellforceFan]

I'm surprised that someone with an ego like Ricky isn't as litigious as I'd expect. Is he too poor for a proper suit and too stupid for pro se?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm surprised that someone with an ego like Ricky isn't as litigious as I'd expect. Is he too poor for a proper suit and too stupid for pro se?

We both know what happened the first time he tried to beat the atalker child idiots with a lolsuit.

 

[Maude Snew]

We both know what happened the first time he tried to beat the atalker child idiots with a lolsuit.

Maybe he can find another group of child predators and their defenders out there to fund one for him, he did try sucking up to troons a while ago but they weren't having it.

 

[Moss Monster]

I'm surprised that someone with an ego like Ricky isn't as litigious as I'd expect. Is he too poor for a proper suit and too stupid for pro se?

It may just be that rather than do something like a lolsuit, he would rather live in a world where he's a perfect, untested victim.

 

[Misogenes]

R8 me l8 but I just finished binging the thirty or more pages I was behind on and wanted to correcT the record re: em dashes from Friday.

As it happens, they are stupid easy to add to messages on your phone. (Easy to add in your average word processor as well, as had been pointed out.) If you have a phone keyboard that lets you long-hold buttons to bring up additional letters or symbols, you can long-hold the "-" button and it will give you both an em dash and the inferior en dash as options.

Enjoy punctuation, child. I. Will.

 

[femoralcanal]

Thankfully for us, he decided to use his superpower picking fights with his toilet

I'd like to expand this point with a recent personal anecdote.

Friends, I believe most of us would agree that if you can say 2 things about Pat is that he is:

1. Terminally online
2. Dumb as a brick

But recently he accidentally decided to personally let me know how retarded he is and despite my many years of Pig expertise, I was still left in disbelief.

Background: you can't read everything in a BlueSky thread like you can on X, because there's no Nitter equivalent to it. So I decided to create an account just so I could printscreen his pestering of Leslie and Brian for you guys.

The ONLY message I ever sent was a "Hi, big fan" to Brian, and that's it (I NEVER interacted with Pat, so there was no proding the cow on my part).

Yet, somehow, mere SECONDS after I said hi to Brian, Pat began stalking me... that's when I realized the man literally never stops following and stalking not only the people he fights with, but also everyone they interact with, regardless if said interaction has anything to do with him or not.

I was in shock at this revelation.

Now, you may ask "why do you say Pat was stalking you? You can't possibly know that. Also, you're faggot for using BlueSky."

Well dear reader, first of all: ouch (but yes I felt quite homosexual for using that site).

Secondly, we already established point 1 (Pat is terminally online), so I present you point 2: this dumb idiot gets so damn angry he can't even use his hooves properly...so instead of reporting me for "Felony saying hi to a person I hate", instead he mistakenly pressed the "follow" button.


Btw, the other 2 followers were bots. Yes I am serious. ... I guess you could say that makes it 3 bots huh.

If you know Pat you're aware he NEVER follows trolls or anyone he considers "beneath him", and that he has an autistic need to keep his following/followers ratio very high so he can feel like he's a leader everyone else looks up to. So there's absolutely no way he followed me on purpose: he is just that dumb and insane.

A few minutes later he realized his mistake, unfollowed and somehow got the account deleted.


Again, I did not talk to him at all and wasn't impersonating any real person, so I have no idea how he managed to do this to an account that was following TOS and wasn't offensive in anyway, a few minutes after its creation.

Maybe he knows someone working for BS and doing his bid like he had his tranny inside Twitter? Hopefully we'll soon find out.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this more personal insight into the Class 5 Paranoia Hurricane that is Patrick's mind.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Again, I did not talk to him at all and wasn't impersonating any real person, so I have no idea how he managed to do this to an account that was following TOS and wasn't offensive in anyway, a few minutes after its creation.

Felony thinking negatively about Pat, child. He's said it before to BDA. You are not real because you cannot but lie, stalker. He could smell your falsehoods a mile away.

In actuality he probably reported the account and said it's a fake troll because it had mere minutes of lifespan and thus there's no way it was a real fan of Brian Keene who joined solely to follow him. Maybe the trannies running the platform are aware of Pat's plight and are sympathetic if only because KF/troll Nazis are ontologically evil over a guy being a douche since users can just block Pat.

Maybe it would have lived longer if you waited a week and also followed various troon starter packs (although that would flood your feed with bullshit) to make it seem like you were real. Not that I suggest you try again, although talking to Leslie/Brian isn't itself cowtipping.

 

[Maude Snew]

Again, I did not talk to him at all and wasn't impersonating any real person, so I have no idea how he managed to do this to an account that was following TOS and wasn't offensive in anyway, a few minutes after its creation.

Maybe he knows someone working for BS and doing his bid like he had his tranny inside Twitter? Hopefully we'll soon find out.

He sat on it. RIP.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

When to the Chubby Cheesesteak website just check out the menu.

https://chubbyscheesesteaks.com/

There isn't a thing that a mid forties male should be eating from that place, especially at 10 pm.

He eats like a drunken frat bro, which is hilarious given as he never got into a four year university.

I legitimately think Ethan Ralph, minus the drug abuse, has a heathier diet than Pat.

JFC the food at this place, but I do expect the fattest and stupidest man in Milwaukee to come here on a drunk walk after being kicked out of his favourite GASTROPUB for being too drunk to go "Hey I should eat a pound sized cheeseburger." After all all the bad stuff is going to happen to another person, like vomiting and diarrhea, it's not going to happen to him. Or such "delicacies" as the "double flamin hot cheetos cheeseburger".

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

JFC the food at this place, but I do expect the fattest and stupidest man in Milwaukee to come here on a drunk walk after being kicked out of his favourite GASTROPUB for being too drunk to go "Hey I should eat a pound sized cheeseburger." After all all the bad stuff is going to happen to another person, like vomiting and diarrhea, it's not going to happen to him. Or such "delicacies" as the "double flamin hot cheetos cheeseburger".

Being banned from Hoolies is probably a godsend. He likely finds slightly better food abroad at places like that garage or whatever it's called since those are for college kids and they love their pickled onion fish tacos and whatever the fuck.

Pat was likely a few boy burgers, meatloaf, and cups sink water soup away from his heart giving out before he got the ban. Now it's the copious amounts of beer niggeroni and bar pick food that's slowly killing him.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Felony thinking negatively about Pat, child. He's said it before to BDA. You are not real because you cannot but lie, stalker. He could smell your falsehoods a mile away.

In actuality he probably reported the account and said it's a fake troll because it had mere minutes of lifespan and thus there's no way it was a real fan of Brian Keene who joined solely to follow him. Maybe the trannies running the platform are aware of Pat's plight and are sympathetic if only because KF/troll Nazis are ontologically evil over a guy being a douche since users can just block Pat.

Maybe it would have lived longer if you waited a week and also followed various troon starter packs (although that would flood your feed with bullshit) to make it seem like you were real. Not that I suggest you try again, although talking to Leslie/Brian isn't itself cowtipping.

My account that I had since the invite days got banned last night for asking Pat once to “say the line.” Never interacted with him before or since & I had follows / followers lol

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Pat was likely a few boy burgers, meatloaf, and cups sink water soup away from his heart giving out before he got the ban. Now it's the copious amounts of beer niggeroni and bar pick food that's slowly killing him.

All of those tweets may actually be keeping his heart active enough to stave off a cardiac incident. I don't know how it compares to push ups, but childing scores of stalkers all day, every day surely burns some calories and gets the heart pumping. I wonder if he has over-developed thumbs from being such a Twitter rat.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

To Stalker Children of this thread,

You have repeatedly committed many felony acts of not thumbnailing your images. Continuing to do so is felony super harassment.

You will enjoy prison.

Unrespectfully,

Mr. Prison Enjoyer

 

[lindsayfan]

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This is actually quite clever. By impersonating Fatrick, he redirects all criticism for his ingame shittalking to him. The people this guy plays CS with probably think it's actually Fatrick when they look him up on twitter and see what a prick he is. Delightfully Devilish.

man i'd love to watch some footage of "stealthygeek" playing cod or counterstrike or w/e and relentlessly childing his stalkers ops. i wonder if the player does da voice himself or whether he uses a soundboard. imagine trying to fucking rush B or whatever and your teammate is going "NO CHILD, YES CHILD, SHUTTTT YOUR FFAWKINNN MOUFFFFFFF" a la the josiah tape 5 supercut

 

[Pedophobe]

How come Patrick hasn't deployed a bot to respond to all the stalker childs? It'd save him time.

Patrick is a man of action who writes his own books, installs his own fences, changes his own oil, builds his own furniture, scrubs his own toilets and grinds his own sausage. Obviously he's going to child his own stalkers.