“No! NO STALKER CHILD” fatrick squealed seductively as he rubbed his Trotters together “YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY PEPPERONI’S MADE OF SMALL BLACK CHILDREN, CHILD!” he said growing increasingly more manic and aroused.
Then he is simply lying. Ronamarie is named in that famous arrest report, and she's also called "Rona" in that same report.
The Technicality Tomlinson is two-fold (while the Chubby Cheesesteak has many folds, because he is fat): Apparently, Rona changed her name, but even if that wasn't the case, the pig insists that since the funsters don't know anyone personally, they only have these imagined personas and caricatures of the real people involved in their heads. So when a funster refers to "Rona", it's not the real person, but the fictional character "Rona" that the funsters have made up. Thus Cheesetrick can deny everything, ever.
Next he'll claim that it's not her name if it's written in capital letters, then something about an admiralty court. Sovcit arc approaching.
This merits consideration and investigation, because it sounds like Rick has some insider access or has discovered a way to report accounts that results in bans without anything visibly actionable. Though "say the line" might be close enough, you'd still need to be "in the lore" to get it.
I retract my former explanation based on the naming difference alone, yours is by far the best I've seen. Much more in tune with how Pat's distorted mind fatly functions.
This fat faggot think's he's literally the Queen song:
Leftist always call everyone a grifter, which makes no sense because generally speaking rightwing beliefs are more likely to lose you money or get you in trouble. There is tons of money to be made being a leftist look at Hasan Piker.
It's also doubly cope because a "grifter" is a non-believer, someone saying shit to get people to give him money, going with the flow (either of society at large or with a subset by telling them what they want to hear).
Wrong in every last delusion, child.
Definitely. He claims there is nobody named "Pat" because his name is Patrick, after all. As soon as you alter, embellish, or otherwise get a single detail wrong, you will activate Technicality Tomlinsons Trap Card and he will No Child you.
Normally I'd agree with this, but if I'm not mistaken since the election his networth went up by more than US$ 170 billion.
Pat reminds me a lot of Colin Ferrell's Penguin, and not in a gritty, mobster way. He will tell you a lie that he knows that you know is a lie, but he'll do it anyway because saying the truth out loud would hurt his pride, and pride is his God.
The pictures he took from there have been chilling, at best it's some prepackaged shit. It's not like I would expect much from some bar, but how do you fuck up soup? I don't have that picture and even if I did would not post, that's a step too far.
"Every time I child a stalker, my heart beats once."
That's actually true, you better believe his Beef Unwellington didn't go down without a fight.
If there's anything this entire thread will probably agree on it's that Patrick is nothing but tenacious, consistent, and constant. One failure doesn't even register in his subconscious.
I heard a similar line recently. Something along the lines of "wisdom always chased him, but he ran faster." But Patrick completely screwed it up and made himself sound stupid.
