Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Vapid or not they could have done the world a better turn by placing him in a volcano

No volcano god would accept this offering.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Everyone seems to be sleeping on that in his emails with Hardin, Russell mentions going back to school. We were wondering what happened to that flight of fancy

I think this is an important development for Russ. He's spent years thinking (probably because Nippleless woman says the course was advertised as "do all but 2 things a lawyer can do!") that he's as good as a lawyer, and the way Russ has talked and reported his family talking about "completing my legal education" implied they believed he was a few credits away from being a lawyer.

I think this also puts into context his complaint that Hardin is from Virginia, where he says they have the opportunity to study under real lawyers to fasttrack their education, while he didn't have that privilege. That's probably what he thought being a paralegal was, a lawyer apprenticeship by which he can work his way up from the mailroom to being a licensed attorney (but even Saul still had to get a law degree from Caiman U.)

People in the thread pointed out Russell would have to go back to college and complete an actual bachelors before he could even begin to apply to Law School, and it seems Russell has finally learned and accepted this.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I’ve always thought of his birth parents as shitty vapid LA types. You know, the sort who would place a disabled kid for adoption and keep the normal one.

I don’t know, I think they saved themselves a lot of grief by realizing they couldn’t handle him. If this was the old world he would have been left out in the woods for the faeries to take.

 

[ScooterL]

You know, the sort who would place a disabled kid for adoption and keep the normal one.

Can't blame them, though.

I remember when his story used to be he got fired because of the first Taylor suit, long before the Farms knew he existed. This is what I mean about him being bad at lying. He can't even remember what lies he told before, so he contradicts himself.

Anyway, I'm sure the reason he can't get a job is because he's a vicious incompetent idiot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Can't blame them, though.


I remember when his story used to be he got fired because of the first Taylor suit, long before the Farms knew he existed. This is what I mean about him being bad at lying. He can't even remember what lies he told before, so he contradicts himself.

Anyway, I'm sure the reason he can't get a job is because he's a vicious incompetent idiot.

Yeah that Law firm firing story never passed the sniff test with me. He was very vocal about his lawsuits, all of them, its one of his defining features as others have pointed out and is frequently an aspect of how he advertises himself online, Russell Greer; Paralyzed retard, Amazing singer, songwriter, playwright, actor, dancer, Defender of Whores, Holder of the Book of Plights, Currently in a lawsuit with (insert variable).
No senior partner of a respectable firm would see that a fresh hire that probably couldn't even do his regular duties to satisfaction was advertising that he's an employee of that firm and in an unwinnable lawsuit against a superstar, so they brought him in to the office to give him an offer to drop the suit or continue working there, there is no plane of reality where this series of events happened. The only plausible scenario I can think of is that this man of logic and law wanted to see and hear for himself what the fuck is up with this mongrel, and when it became clear Russell is an irredeemable retard fired him on the spot and gave the hiring manager the dressing down of their life.
He can't get a job because he sucks at everything he does, he quits in protest of being held to the same standards as his coworkers or he gets shitcanned, so he has no references which is required for anything more intensive than what he currently does, janitorial work or flipping burgers.
And now he thinks he's going back to school? With what money? He's already in debt up to vacant space where his brain should be. Who would loan this man money with his credit history and obvious inability to make and budget money?
The school dream is the same thing as the brothel dream, a mastubatory fantasy where he can imagine he is Russell Greer, Senior partner of Greer, Greer and Greer, a small law firm in southern Nevada specializing in litigation about sex workers.

 

[Swole McPole]

People in the thread pointed out Russell would have to go back to college and complete an actual bachelors before he could even begin to apply to Law School

So when he says "I was unable to find good work with a paralegal degree", what he's actually saying is "I was unable to find good work with a worthless certificate from a retarded degree mill?"

 

[AnOminous]

No senior partner of a respectable firm would see that a fresh hire that probably couldn't even do his regular duties to satisfaction was advertising that he's an employee of that firm and in an unwinnable lawsuit against a superstar, so they brought him in to the office to give him an offer to drop the suit or continue working there, there is no plane of reality where this series of events happened.

I think they might have if they were bending over backwards for some kind of "hiring a retard" credibility, but he was probably already on thin ice for harassing any female in the office, and then he turns out to be a giant liability. I think either they were worried he would use their resources to do illegal shit to Taylor Swift or someone else, or he actually did.

Shitlips is also too stupid to shut up about his dumb bullshit, so everyone near him probably got an earful of plights every day, and he probably did a shitty job on top of that.

 

[CEO of Gay]

No volcano god would accept this offering.

So you're saying this (archive) wouldn't happen?

Spoiler: Perry Bible Fellowship

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Everyone seems to be sleeping on that in his emails with Hardin, Russell mentions going back to school. We were wondering what happened to that flight of fancy
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I think this is an important development for Russ. He's spent years thinking (probably because Nippleless woman says the course was advertised as "do all but 2 things a lawyer can do!") that he's as good as a lawyer, and the way Russ has talked and reported his family talking about "completing my legal education" implied they believed he was a few credits away from being a lawyer.

I think this also puts into context his complaint that Hardin is from Virginia, where he says they have the opportunity to study under real lawyers to fasttrack their education, while he didn't have that privilege. That's probably what he thought being a paralegal was, a lawyer apprenticeship by which he can work his way up from the mailroom to being a licensed attorney (but even Saul still had to get a law degree from Caiman U.)

People in the thread pointed out Russell would have to go back to college and complete an actual bachelors before he could even begin to apply to Law School, and it seems Russell has finally learned and accepted this.

In the olden days studying under a qualified Lawyer was a perfectly valid way to become an Attorney. In fact Abraham Lincoln was a self taught lawyer. I think the big difference between Lincoln and Russell is that Lincoln spent his time studying law instead of raging at prostitutes and suing hecklers.

Actually no Lincoln would beat up his hecklers, which I suppose is another big difference.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I don’t know, I think they saved themselves a lot of grief by realizing they couldn’t handle him. If this was the old world he would have been left out in the woods for the faeries to take.

I think the faeries would return him to the village.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So you're saying this (archive) wouldn't happen?

Spoiler: Perry Bible Fellowship

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Son, in my day, volcano deities demanded beautiful virgins, and if you they didn't get them they just killed everyone and waited for the next cycle of retards to worship them.
I am so sick of the radical left infiltrating my pantheon and injecting DEI hires.

 

[ConSluttant]

Judges hold out hope -- however slim -- that explaining in simple language might get through to some dullards and ever-so-slightly reduce the burden on the court system from retard filings.


Yup! Had a shitheel corporation slap me with an injunction once without notice or opportunity to respond, which they obtained by lying to the court. Of course, when I replied after (finally) being served, essentially asking the court "what the fuck?" and moving to dismiss, the court rather promptly scheduled a hearing demanding the plaintiff show cause, etc.

(TL;DR: I won)

Courts will sometimes grant a protective order or injunction against a party without involving the party when the court believes there's a significant risk of further injury or harm to the plaintiff or victim if the subject of the order might retaliate physically if given a chance to respond. The burden of proof for that is fairly high though, and it really pisses off courts when someone lies to try to get an uncontested order like that.

But when you *DO* get an ex parte RO against a lolcow and then he SHOWS UP IN COURT when it comes time for the permanent injunction and it's everything the audience of popcorn eaters has ever wanted? **Chef's Kiss**

And as to Russ and him being retarded, actually, YES, he is most likely actually retarded like Downsies. Mobeus Syndrome is associated with both mental and physical disabilities. His goblin fingers and feet, as well as his torso to leg proportions show that he certainly has his fair share of the physical disabilites associated with the syndrome. The range of mental disability for Mobeus has a scale as well. Unfortunately it's difficult to actually assess it, but it most likely shows up in Russ with both his low IQ as well as his personality disorder. And just like Downsies have the "sunny" personality, I'm of the opinion that the opposite personality happens in Russ, in that he is pessimistic, quick to take offense, etc., etc. I'm of the opinion that Mobeus is a chromosomal disorder - it's just not as apparent because in Downs you can obviously see the mutated chromosome that is affected. I think the Mobeus mutation doesn't result in a deformation of the chromosome.

For those who don't grok the stark difference between him and his sister despite them sharing a womb, remember that they are fraternal twins, not identical. You would be surprised the amount of people who think that even boy/girl twins can be identical. Crazy town.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Russ shares his opinion of an onlyfans thot (respectfully):

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Russell Greer respects sex workers almost as much as he does disabled people.

Everyone seems to be sleeping on that in his emails with Hardin, Russell mentions going back to school. We were wondering what happened to that flight of fancy
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I think this is an important development for Russ. He's spent years thinking (probably because Nippleless woman says the course was advertised as "do all but 2 things a lawyer can do!") that he's as good as a lawyer, and the way Russ has talked and reported his family talking about "completing my legal education" implied they believed he was a few credits away from being a lawyer.

I think this also puts into context his complaint that Hardin is from Virginia, where he says they have the opportunity to study under real lawyers to fasttrack their education, while he didn't have that privilege. That's probably what he thought being a paralegal was, a lawyer apprenticeship by which he can work his way up from the mailroom to being a licensed attorney (but even Saul still had to get a law degree from Caiman U.)

People in the thread pointed out Russell would have to go back to college and complete an actual bachelors before he could even begin to apply to Law School, and it seems Russell has finally learned and accepted this.

I agree with your analysis. However, it remains to be seen whether Russell will actually do anything to realize this professed ambition. Maybe he will spend the next decade fruitlessly trying to obtain a law degree, or maybe this is like his "Coming next summer: my first full-length album!" posts, announcing a project that will never even begin to take shape.

 

[Walking Clock]

He'd never be the one-night-stand or the hit-it-and-quit-it type because he insists that the whores give him the "girlfriend experience" and that's not what you get from fully consensual, unpaid encounters.

Russ doesn’t pay hookers for the girlfriend experience. He pays to give THEM the “boyfriend experience.” The problem is for Russ it isn’t roleplay and the hookers don’t want it anyway.

 

[moocow]

I'm of the opinion that Mobeus is a chromosomal disorder

Oh it absolutely is. There's the physical component (lack of muscle control leading to the characteristic drooping face) and the mental component (it hits their IQ pretty hard, on the order of 10-20 points).

What's weird in Russ' case is that Moebius isn't supposed to include nasty pessimistic personalities. It's generally like Down's Syndrome as you said. They're either just "normal" in terms of mood or contagiously happy.

I guess this means Russ was just born an asshole, and would still be an asshole even without a physical deformity.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Regarding the protective order against Joshua 'Null' Moon. This is all I can get so far. I'll see what else (if anything) I can do
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After a few unsuccessful attempts to get the rest of the documents, I am informed my request has been forwarded for the Judge's review.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

He's legit living out of a car with insane law suit stuff going on. It's Vegas i'm sure a town famous for it's low lifes have sub letting losers off the books if he showed up with 400 bucks cash he'd have a room. (If he can keep it again that's another story) Frankly, it would be cheaper then the car + a storage unit.

How hard would it be for him to live in a storage unit? All he'd really have to do is be off the property while the staff is on duty. He could shower at planet fitness, and do his grubhub gig during the places' office hours.

 

[CEO of Gay]

How hard would it be for him to live in a storage unit? All he'd really have to do is be off the property while the staff is on duty. He could shower at planet fitness, and do his grubhub gig during the places' office hours.

It wouldn't be hard at all, I see people in my area doing it all the time. Oh sure, the storage companies supposedly track when you enter and leave to keep you from living there, but the enforcement seems very weak. As far as I can tell, all the storage companies are really doing is checking that you supposedly exited before closing time. All the automated system seem to do is check that if you checked into the property, you checked out, too. This is easily fooled by just putting in your password or code to open the gate to the property and then just...not leaving. With the number of people I see living in storage areas, there is no way anyone at those storage companies is checking cameras to verify people are actually leaving. Then all he would have to do is park the car inside his storage unit, wait overnight, and leave in the morning, ideally tailgating someone else. Parking his car off site nearby would give him even more plausible deniability.

However, I don't think he's clever enough to do that, or work out a similar scheme to conceal living in a storage unit.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He can't afford a storage unit.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He can't afford a storage unit.

He prefers the term financially disabled.