Do niggers pass the turing test?
Holden: "You're in your house, walking along when all of the sudden you hear..."
Leon: "Which one?"
Holden: "What?"
Leon: "What house?"
Holden: "It doesn't make any difference what house, it's completely hypothetical."
Leon: "But, how come I'd be there?"
Holden: "Maybe your latest baby momma kicked you out, maybe the gang found your previous house and shot it up. Leon, you hear a chirp from the smoke detector."
Leon: "Smoke detector? What's that?"
Holden: "You know what the white circle on the ceiling is?"
Leon: "Of course!"
Holden: "Same thing."
Leon: "I ain't never heard them called a smoke detector before, but I understand what you mean."
Holden: "Anyway, the smoke detector chirps, but you're not helping."
Leon: "What do you mean, I'm not helping?"
Holden: "The smoke detector is chirping, it's obviously in pain but you're not helping. Why aren't you helping Leon?"
Leon: "What do you mean chrip?"
Holden: "The sound it makes when the battery is low?"
Leon: "Oh, yea, I've heard that, it stops eventually."
Holden: "Why didn't you change the battery Leon?"
Leon: "Ain't nobody gonna change no battery, you see how expensive those things are? And I gotta get a ladder? Fuck that."
Holden: "It says here in your file that your entire family burned to death in a fire, I think we now understand."