"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I wonder if there's some way to profit off of Indians. Do you guys think an Indian Kiwi Farms would make money?
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SAAR NOOL PLEASE KINDLY RETURN STICKER NOTIFICATIONS SAAR PLEASE I AM INDIAN

I NEED TO SEE WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME POSITIVE COW STICKERS AND NEGATIVE POOP ON STREETS STICKERS IT'S ALL I HAVE IN LIFE

SAAR NOOL PLEASE

I USE THEM TO KEEP TRACK OF FAVORITE BOBS AND VAGENE THREADS AM LOST WITHOUT THEM SAAR NOOL PLEASE CANNOT USE CURRY FARMS WITHOUT THE NOTIFICATIONS SAAR NOOL GRIP STRENGTH IS EVEN WEAKER THAN USUAL SAAR KINDLY ADDRESS THIS
 
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femoralcanal said:
Fuck you, I refuse to believe these are real.
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These were real at least 10 years ago, almost definitely longer. Black independent fiction is terrible. They even feel like they're printed more cheaply than other paperbacks. If you thought Harlequin romances were bad with stereotypes, you wouldn't believe what blacks write about themselves, for the few of them that read. The only name I remember that slightly got recognized outside the Niggasphere was Zane, and they eventually moved to putting their name on other people's short stories in anthologies.
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Null said:
I wonder if there's some way to profit off of Indians. Do you guys think an Indian Kiwi Farms would make money?
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Three step process:
  1. Make peafowlfarms.in under a new name, Johm Potter Rameswamey for payment processors, and just mirror the site
  2. Make a subforum of the Beauty Parlor that is unique to accounts created on the .in domain, "Beautiful Bobs Gallery"
  3. Fill it with fake girls profiles and cheesecake images from 4chan directly, and allow users to "tip" the girls which goes straight to you

Enjoy your millions of rupees for providing vegana to the needful.
 
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Null said:
I wonder if there's some way to profit off of Indians. Do you guys think an Indian Kiwi Farms would make money?
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I don't think the 20 rupees sent by mail for True & Honest will cover the postage from Bharat. You may need a better monetization scheme
 
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Maybe I'm just too new to Fatrick and most I know about him is second hand from MATI but at this point I have a feeling he's gone from seriously childing the stalker children to trying to work the nonsense drama that is his life into kayfabe fame. I mean he's had celebrities as well as a local new talking about him and really nobody would know he existed beyond being an small-time sci-fi author.
 
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Haramburger said:
These were real at least 10 years ago, almost definitely longer. Black independent fiction is terrible. They even feel like they're printed more cheaply than other paperbacks.
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This makes me sad that LLM's exist now because these days you couldn't be sure that any book like this was written by a real person. In any case, I want to read one.

Null said:
I wonder if there's some way to profit off of Indians.
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As long as we're doing a "no bad ideas" type of thing, a way to do this would be the following:

1) Create a condensed course on how to run a perfectly legal web forum that's under attack, like the kiwi farms. Use talk to text in Microsoft Word for maximum jeetiness. Spin it as a great way to make money as a famous internet personality. Appeal to their ego.

2) Use AI tools to create videos or PowerPoint slides out of the content. Package all of this together as a course somehow. Maybe hire a jeet with experience doing this to help.

3) Have it all translated to Hindi, Bengali, and a few other Indian languages. Put it online to sell for a few rupees, low price enough that it's a good deal, but nothing crazy.

4) Advertise on YouTube in Indian languages.

5) Convince Indian colleges and universities to use your course material, effectively forcing it to be purchased by millions of pajeets, the same was college textbooks in America are.

6) (Optional) Sue the Indian government when your material is pirated.
 
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Jotch said:
When I wrote that I meant:
Forbidden without VPN,
Forbidden with Mullvad,
Forbidden with Tor.

It also works over any kind of proxy I use, which I love about it.
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Ok, I get that you're not using a vpn, but you're also using tor and mullvad for some reason. have you not tried other browsers and outside of tor? Like chrome or firefox over clearnet instead of mullvad over tor?

Mullvad is a pretty locked-down browser and has a lot of compatibility issues because of it, and that's doubly true for tor.

Do you have some kind of objection to interacting with kick without 2 layers of unnecessary security?
 
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