Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Sorry if this has been highlighted before, but I was perusing some of Lucas' older videos after watching the recent one just posted and I saw this gem:
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VoidFace said:
Probably just something to mess with the cow.
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I assume that's what happened, however Lucas probably thinks someone is sending a mythical zoomer bae socialist mommy GF his way. The fact he didn't delete the message and responded is interesting. Lucas is in prime "manipulate me" territory ATM. I don't think I could contain myself if someone booked him another plane ticket. Ideally, Alaska or Hawaii. I'd say another country would be even more ideal, but the passport would be an issue. Imagine if he managed to get dumped somewhere like China or India. Maybe even Antarctica! A man can dream.
 
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AnOminous said:
How long until he's back to the loony bin or homeless?
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Prolly should be a poll question since it's an interesting one. His ramblings have progressively gotten more deranged, but his energy levels have dropped off as of late. The fictional wingman duo will be the catalyst that'll get him to pop off though, so sometime this month for sure.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Okay, I went back to 2018 and covered the first part of the Shao/Corina catfishing incident. I wasn't really following Lucas when this happened so I'm mostly learning about this. When I finish this one I'd also like to continue with the Christmas catfishing incident.
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Right now right now right now!!

I thought it was a catfish called Lacey? who broke him, some cringe photos of fatty with her and her friends, might have been SOFALAW, need to start rereading the early Wern lore.
 
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He's had a lot of chimp outs. He had a huge one in 2019 as well that I was just reading. Lacie wasn't a catfish as far as I can tell, just a clout chaser or something who went to meet the local horrorcow. She might have given him a hug or something and that led to Lucas texting random people in Spokane telling them he wouldn't be friends with anyone until Lacie slept with him.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
He's had a lot of chimp outs. He had a huge one in 2019 as well that I was just reading. Lacie wasn't a catfish as far as I can tell, just a clout chaser or something who went to meet the local horrorcow. She might have given him a hug or something and that led to Lucas texting random people in Spokane telling them he wouldn't be friends with anyone until Lacie slept with him.
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Yep. Lacie and her dirtbag friends thought it would be "epic" to meet famous Lolcow hobo, Lucas Werner. Well, Lacie was in for a rude awakening. He harassed her and her friends ruthlessly. And the old male feminist totally message all those people about Lacie needing to sleep with him.

Lucas is fortunate he did not get into any real trouble doing that. Lacie learned a valuable lesson about not befriending a cow like Lucas Werner. That was quite the saga. I think Lacie may have also known Shao Mane. That was the dude who set him up with Corina. I bet Lucas considers Lacie and Corina ex girlfriends.
 
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