Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Lucas: Christians and theists, you're retarded subhumans who believe in an imaginary God.

Also Lucas: Why won't christians and theists date me? They're so hateful and don't practice what they preach

His shaking continues and the marker stain is still on his finger. It's been 2-3 days. Forget showers, the bumcel doesn't even wash his hands. Hopefully the Mallon Place dining experience isn't self-serve, buffet style.

Nigger, why aren't socialist atheist baes dating you then if they're so kind and loving? Why are you so obsessed with theists not dating you when no one dates you???

LOL, suck up your pride and date him, theist bigots.

His face is looking mighty bloated in today's clips.

 

[mothman96]

Yep. Lacie and her dirtbag friends thought it would be "epic" to meet famous Lolcow hobo, Lucas Werner. Well, Lacie was in for a rude awakening. He harassed her and her friends ruthlessly. And the old male feminist totally message all those people about Lacie needing to sleep with him.

Lucas is fortunate he did not get into any real trouble doing that. Lacie learned a valuable lesson about not befriending a cow like Lucas Werner. That was quite the saga. I think Lacie may have also known Shao Mane. That was the dude who set him up with Corina. I bet Lucas considers Lacie and Corina ex girlfriends.

I've always had the impression Lacie was leading him on behind the scenes that's why he made himself think he was in the queue for his turn with her. When he put it out that he blocked his Spoken followers until she fucked him, then she played the victim.

Nigger, why aren't socialist atheist baes dating you then if they're so kind and loving? Why are you so obsessed with theists not dating you when no one dates you???

LOL, suck up your pride and date him, theist bigots.

His face is looking mighty bloated in today's clips.

The bloat is likely due to his kidney failure.

ETA:
The moron thinks he's going to manipulate a christian girl to date him.

 

[Jerbear89]

is this weirdo still stalking poor baristas at Starbucks?

 

[HackerX]

The bloat is likely due to his kidney failure.

Is there an age limit for Make-A-Wish?

ETA:
The moron thinks he's going to manipulate a christian girl to date him.

Apparently the alphamale PUA videos aren't working as intended. He's trying to do some almagmation of reverse psychology and begging for pity sex and it's hilariously retarded.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I've really been enjoying Lucas's recent burst of activity and ambition. While it is not sustainable, I hope the inevitable next hospitalization isn't too close, so that we have more opportunity to admire his attraction signs and doggerel.

 

[HackerX]

The Wern is really branching his content out. Obv, he has to make it known how kind and loving he is by him sharing 5 lbs of cheese he got from the food bank. Checkmate bigots

Edit:

He has returned to his normal content and telling women to get jobs.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I went ahead and just finished the arc. I ended it at what was basically his declaration that he'd only go after gen Z from then on. Seems appropriate but he didn't have as much of a freak out over it as I was expecting.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I love your Lucas videos!

 

[HackerX]

He's met socialist atheist that don't like age gap relationships, apparently. Hehe wokey libtard idiots who are just as bad as MEGAT Republicans that support Trump. They're bigots!

Edit: New video

He am socialism. And if you support socialism and you won't date him, because of his net worth or his weight, you're a bigot.

The frustration is building. He's called people retarded. He's called people bigots. He's tried everything!

 

[VoidFace]

He's met socialist atheist that don't like age gap relationships, apparently. Hehe wokey libtard idiots who are just as bad as MEGAT Republicans that support Trump. They're bigots!

Edit: New video

He am socialism. And if you support socialism and you won't date him, because of his net worth or his weight, you're a bigot.

The frustration is building. He's called people retarded. He's called people bigots. He's tried everything!

Lucas really is incapable of realizing that every guy is better than him in pretty much every way.

A burn victim? Better looking.
A homeless man? Better social status.
Someone accused of domestic violence? Better than the convicted Wern.

Lucas is the scum you’d scrape off the bottom of the genetic barrel, it’s one of the things I find so fascinating about him. With everyone else in the world: there is something they are good at. Some little bit of something where they might have value or talent, or at least be a bit better than someone else. But the Wizard here? Nothing. He is genetic trash in every way.

No abilities, no talents, no intelligence, no evolutionary value. The living embodiment of the fact the sperm that inseminates ain’t always the best one.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

He's met socialist atheist that don't like age gap relationships, apparently. Hehe wokey libtard idiots who are just as bad as MEGAT Republicans that support Trump. They're bigots!

Edit: New video

He am socialism. And if you support socialism and you won't date him, because of his net worth or his weight, you're a bigot.

The frustration is building. He's called people retarded. He's called people bigots. He's tried everything!

He calls trump supporters "Magats" sometimes...that's supposed to sound like "faggots", right? And then he calls people "retarded" as an insult? Pretty toxic. This guy sounds like a fascist to me.

As usual, the old man is completely out of touch. He is a fat, angry, clueless, over-the-hill geezer who believes that if he clumsily regurgitates [current thing] it will make him relatable to the kids, and they'll be his lovers and friends.

Lucas really is incapable of realizing that every guy is better than him in pretty much every way.

That's what it comes down to. He fixates a lot on the money and age thing when the reality is that someone who was old or broke could develop other ways to make up for it, but he's as worthless as possible in almost every single other way as well. Sure he wants a zoomer GF, but not as much as he'd like to keep eating and avoiding any type of genuine self improvement.

Really a low quality, low IQ example of the species tbh.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas really is incapable of realizing that every guy is better than him in pretty much every way.

More proof that there is no God and that theists should date (by date, I mean get anally fisted) Lucas if they want to be kind and loving. Just like their socialist atheist counterparts, who also don't want to date him, because they are kind and loving.

He calls trump supporters "Magats" sometimes...that's supposed to sound like "faggots", right?

I used to think so, but I'm 99% sure he's just retarded and gets fixated on unintentional mispronunciations.

Really a low quality, low IQ example of the species tbh.

There's a legitimately good argument he's not human. His perception of reality is not the same as ours. Evolution made a mistake, and thankfully, he won't pass on his defective genes.

Edit:
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Oh vey, this is a good one.


Tl;Dr
Lucas arbitrarily defining Gen Z. Therefore, Gen Z should date Lucas. Gen Z won't date Lucas, therefore Gen Z is not Gen Z. Gen Z is bigots who can go fuck themselves.

I've never seen someone struggle so mightily to connect the dots, but never actually connect the dots.

 

[Twrx]

I used to think so, but I'm 99% sure he's just retarded and gets fixated on unintentional mispronunciations.

He would pronounce faggot as "feggit" for the longest time

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is back to throwing out percentages again. "51 percent of you support socialism" and 2/3s of you would support a socialist candidate". He just pulls these numbers out of his ass. He would also say how 60 percent of Gen Z women want to be moms. All kinds of autistic numbers.

And Lucas says you can't make it about his weight, cause you're a socialist and you can't do that.

As Lucas once said: "You are the calfs and I am the.......cow....".

 

[HackerX]

Back to telomeres. We've hit just about everything today except $100 steak dinners. I specifically like the part where he randomly interjects with the most creepy "can I buy you a drink" in the middle of the telomeres bigotry sperging. He's literally looping through his talking points in the video LOL. No rhyme or reason for him looping through the topics either.

 

[not in the cards]

More proof that there is no God and that theists should date (by date, I mean get anally fisted) Lucas if they want to be kind and loving. Just like their socialist atheist counterparts, who also don't want to date him, because they are kind and loving.

I used to think so, but I'm 99% sure he's just retarded and gets fixated on unintentional mispronunciations.

There's a legitimately good argument he's not human. His perception of reality is not the same as ours. Evolution made a mistake, and thankfully, he won't pass on his defective genes.

Edit:
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Oh vey, this is a good one.
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Tl;Dr
Lucas arbitrarily defining Gen Z. Therefore, Gen Z should date Lucas. Gen Z won't date Lucas, therefore Gen Z is not Gen Z. Gen Z is bigots who can go fuck themselves.

I've never seen someone struggle so mightily to connect the dots, but never actually connect the dots.

"Don't make it about my personality because you know my personality is fire"
LOL!
The only fire his personality can be compared with, is a dumpster fire. He almost had it. He almost got it right. But no, it's because everyone else is a bigot. I can't recall where the post is, but I'm sure we can all recall how Lucas (at the very least, recently) asked what kind of hobbies he could pursue to make himself look more interesting and therefore more appealing to that Gen Z bae that he so desperately craves. Being a boring old grump at best is always going to be what turns people off and Lucas is blinded by his own sense of entitlement to see it.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Nigger, why aren't socialist atheist baes dating you then if they're so kind and loving? Why are you so obsessed with theists not dating you when no one dates you???

"I wouldn't want to date a kind theist because they wouldn't stop shoving religion down my throat" *won't shut the fuck up about how atheists are better than everyone else in the world and how christians are all hypocrites*

Edit:

He has returned to his normal content and telling women to get jobs

The obese retard looting candy and cheese from a food bank telling other people to get jobs.

One of my favourite things about Lucas besides the unparalleled delusion is his total disregard for the needs of anyone else but himself. Gift giving is one of the five love languages. It's pop culture bullshit but the idea being that even small gifts can be a way to show someone that you're thinking of them. But fuck that: get a job bigots.

Lucas considers the labour of having to occasionally buy his zoomer pay a can of soda to be far too much effort and bigotry in action. Anyone who dares express a preference for a partner, whether it's financial security or a need not to be physically repulsed by them, is a complete bigot.

 

[Spunt]

Lucas (at the very least, recently) asked what kind of hobbies he could pursue to make himself look more interesting

A normal person who is not a sociopath would pursue hobbies that they enjoy because the very act of engaging in them is entertaining. And in so doing, you will meet like-minded people who find the same things enjoyable, and friendship or romance may follow because of that firm foundation and shared personality traits. But people with no soul will only make their life choices based on how they think it will make them look to others, in order to manipulate people to get what they want. There's just a gaping void where a personality would be.

Most people think of sociopaths as master manipulators, but that's only the smart ones. Adopting a false personality and keeping track of your many lies and schemes requires a lot of mental horsepower and you need an above-average IQ to pull it off. Most sociopaths are like Lucas, Patrick Tomlinson, Andy Ditch or Lou Gagliardi. They are all angry, miserable people because their only life strategy, cynical manipulation and selfishness, doesn't work because they're not smart enough. So everything they do blows up in their faces over and over again. I think a great many cows are low-IQ sociopaths, because sociopathy is associated with a great many lolcow personality traits - ridiculous schemes that fail, a void of genuine personality, an obsession with social status, sensitivity to criticism and an unwarranted sense of self-importance. And because these people are all too stupid to pull it off, they keep having these public disasters and meltdowns that they refuse to learn from. How could they learn, after all? They only have one strategy because that's all they can envision. They are incapable of introspection and so double-down on their stupidity.

The women of Spokane are lucky that one solid personality trait that Lucas does possess is cowardice, and I think a degree of social anxiety that he covers up with bravado. Lucas doesn't walk the walk, which is actually a good thing because if he did (and he was a bit more intelligent) he would be an extremely dangerous serial sex offender who probably couldn't be reformed.

 

[mothman96]

The women of Spokane are lucky that one solid personality trait that Lucas does possess is cowardice, and I think a degree of social anxiety that he covers up with bravado. Lucas doesn't walk the walk, which is actually a good thing because if he did (and he was a bit more intelligent) he would be an extremely dangerous serial sex offender who probably couldn't be reformed.

Going psycho and verbally abusive toward the nurse and women staff at the House of Charity shows he is dangerous. It happened with other people around. He has pent up hate and rage that if he were to be in private alone with a woman and she rejects his advances he would not take no for an answer.

 

[WonderWino]

Going psycho and verbally abusive toward the nurse and women staff at the House of Charity shows he is dangerous. It happened with other people around. He has pent up hate and rage that if he were to be in private alone with a woman and she rejects his advances he would not take no for an answer.

Not to mention his history of stalking, throwing glasses, threatening violence and as pathetic as the attempt was, his attempt to fight dan campbell. Lucas doesn't always stop to think of the consequences of his actions or just doesn't care, like the blackmail attempt on his neighbors

Lucas is definitely one of those people who's a coward in general but put him in the right situation and he'll lose his shit and go off at somebody without thinking of the consequences at the time