Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Cheesegirl78]

Damn, and here I was betting on Little Nurie #4 instead.

Wonder what the married life is like for those two. I'm guessing Tim's happy to be free of his mother and able to eat, but is he a good husband? We might never know, at least they're not online exhibitionists.

I get the feeling if Tim mistreated Heidi in any way, her daddy would have a little talk with Tim.
And by talk, I mean beating him to a pulp.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Seems a little early to be announcing it.

That young lady looks like a fish. Seriously, her eyes are on either side of her head. Welp, hope they are happy and that the kid will be healthy and not a PlexusMutant.

She's a Caucasian Angel Reese.

 

[The former Jack Donaghy]

She is bizarre looking but has gorgeous hair. She could probably be exotic looking if she didn't dress like a 45 year old Mormon doterra hon.

At least they seem to be living on "their own" terms (I put it in quotes because who knows how much Heidi's family is pulling the strings? It doesn't matter, I suppose, as long as they're sticking to their boundaries re: Jill).

Awful young to be pregnant though. None of these kids know better than to wait and live a little and that depresses me.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

She is bizarre looking but has gorgeous hair. She could probably be exotic looking if she didn't dress like a 45 year old Mormon doterra hon.

At least they seem to be living on "their own" terms (I put it in quotes because who knows how much Heidi's family is pulling the strings? It doesn't matter, I suppose, as long as they're sticking to their boundaries re: Jill).

Awful young to be pregnant though. None of these kids know better than to wait and live a little and that depresses me.

I imagine Heidi’s family is very much in charge here. They’re less trashy and exhibitionist than the Rods but fundies are still fundies.

 

[multiverse]

Olivia, one of Jill's Lost Girls, has turned thirteen.

Jill wrote a lot of words to commemorate... three of Jill's SEVERE miscarriages and how bravely Jill bore them. Then she wrote more words about the suffering Jill endured during her pregnancy and birth with Olivia.

But don't panic, of COURSE super mom Jill dedicated some of these words to Olivia herself. Two of them! Olivia is "very sweet".


There were six or so photos attached to this post, and one whole attachment was even about Olivia. It's a video of her birthday song. Sure, Jill got distracted for the first half by some manly arm wrestling taking place behind Olivia. But it counts, right?

For those keeping track at home, Jill now claims to have suffered SEVERELY with SIX miscarriages. She counts that late period she got (after five whole weeks) down in Florida two years ago as a miscarriage. Nineteen pregnancies, take THAT, Michelle Duggar and your stupid multiples!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Olivia, one of Jill's Lost Girls, has turned thirteen.

Jill wrote a lot of words to commemorate... three of Jill's SEVERE miscarriages and how bravely Jill bore them. Then she wrote more words about the suffering Jill endured during her pregnancy and birth with Olivia.

But don't panic, of COURSE super mom Jill dedicated some of these words to Olivia herself. Two of them! Olivia is "very sweet".
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There were six or so photos attached to this post, and one whole attachment was even about Olivia. It's a video of her birthday song. Sure, Jill got distracted for the first half by some manly arm wrestling taking place behind Olivia. But it counts, right?
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For those keeping track at home, Jill now claims to have suffered SEVERELY with SIX miscarriages. She counts that late period she got (after five whole weeks) down in Florida two years ago as a miscarriage. Nineteen pregnancies, take THAT, Michelle Duggar and your stupid multiples!

Don't you know the SEVERE miscarriages are Olivia's "fun fact"?
When the kids introduce themselves in church, one of the girls says she looks the most like Precious Mahmo, one of the boys says he can wiggle his ears, and Olivia is Jill's rainbow baby, birthed after grueling miscarriages.

I wonder if someone's ever told Jill just how inappropriate this is?
Doubtful she would listen or even care.

 

[Dr. Butt]

one whole attachment was even about Olivia. It's a video of her birthday song.
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This whole family is actually just guerilla marketing for a new film by Ari Aster in which he rips off the real-time filming conceit from Boyhood, hires the lighting & costume guys from Stop the Pounding Heart, and sprinkles his brand of spooky flake salt on top. A24 Presents: Girl, You'll be a Woman

 

[Vi0l3t]

Whole damn birthday post was about Jilldo. About sums the bitch up honestly. Nothing about her 13 years of life, no story about her growth in the past 13 years, hobbies... Who the fuck cares about her ancient fucking miscarriages lol. Jfc.

 

[multiverse]

Here's another fun fact about Jill and the SEVERE miscarriage that preceeded Olivia: she had a lifesaving d&c to stop her unceasing bleed due to a displaced placenta. Even though this procedure saved Jill's life and allowed her to have four more children, rules for thee and not for me!

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Holy fuck Nathan is such a dick. The cake is already lit and it's obvious everyone's about to start singing, but him and whichever rodlet that is are too busy with their MANLY arm wrestling. Then they move behind the camera but continue to loudly talk as everyone else starts singing. Such a moral family, not teaching basic fucking manners or the ability to read a room to their penis-havers.

 

[TractorGirl]

Holy fuck Nathan is such a dick. The cake is already lit and it's obvious everyone's about to start singing, but him and whichever rodlet that is are too busy with their MANLY arm wrestling. Then they move behind the camera but continue to loudly talk as everyone else starts singing. Such a moral family, not teaching basic fucking manners or the ability to read a room to their penis-havers.

It was foreplay for their manly man on man sexy time out the back of the barndo later when the women folk are sleeping

 

[TismFarmer]

Normal Women: Wow! My periods got really erratic and heavy and fucked up right before menopause.

Jilldo: SEVERE MISCARRIAGE!!!11!1!

 

[multiverse]

Jill would like us all to admire her hair for being so thick, lucious, long and well-cared for. It's a sign of her fertile, ghadly womanhood!


Back in reality, Jill's hair is an ever-thinning haystack of dry, split ends crying out for an end to its bleach torture. Just be a brunette, Jill, before it all turns gray.


Jill is once more mourning the fact that Nurie has her own home and life to return to. D'you know what Jill loves most about her golden child Nurie? It's that Nurie is just so perfectly enmeshed and codependent with Sweet Mama! Nurie has no feelings that are not Jill's feelings, no joy that is not Jill's joy. She sits, inert, until Jill activates Nurie to be her mirror reflection. Jill misses having her mirror around every day!


Pray for Nurie's eyebrows. This is all her own doing at this point, not Jill's. And Jill can use all the slimming filters she wants, we can still see her sausage fingers.



Last, and certainly least in Jill's mind: did you know that basically dead Amy Foster was extremely, deathly ill for the past couple of months? Well, Jill did, but it wasn't that important until Basically Dead Amy Foster's daughter had an Etsy account to promote / mock!

I'm not going to show how awkward and cringe Jill's poor homeschooled niece is (I'm pretty sure Jill was invoking unkind comparisons between her own daughters "successful" Etsy, and her niece's) . Her mom is a quadriplegic because Lissy's father - Amy's holy headship - is an asshole who refused to pull over to rest on a long drive, and Amy is suffering a living hell as a result.

Like many other paralyzed persons, Amy is more susceptible than most to lung infections, due to not having the stomach muscles to cough out phlegm - and at high risk of dying due to lung congestion. Amy succombed to pneumonia what sounds like as long as a couple of months ago, though Jill hasn't deigned to mention this at all. Not until she had a chance to show up her niece's shitty Etsy sales in comparison to her daughters' earring Etsy.

 

[latter day taint 2]

The WOW Dream coat can work miracles but nothing is gonna rescue that over processed hair short of a chop and extensions.

 

[goodgrief]

That young lady looks like a fish. Seriously, her eyes are on either side of her head. Welp, hope they are happy and that the kid will be healthy and not a PlexusMutant.

She looks like Sid from Ice Age. The meshing of her and Timmy's genetics is...surely a thing.

 

[Major]

It must be awful being one of the younger rodlets. No identity, no privacy. Your parents probably forget your own name and your older siblings' attentions are too divided to help.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Here's another fun fact about Jill and the SEVERE miscarriage that preceeded Olivia: she had a lifesaving d&c to stop her unceasing bleed due to a displaced placenta. Even though this procedure saved Jill's life and allowed her to have four more children, rules for thee and not for me!

Spoiler: D&c sperging

I’m pro choice, but I don’t think it’s fair to criticize pro lifers for having a D&C post miscarriage. The fetus is already dead, so it isn’t hypocritical of them to remove it. People were talking like this when one of the Duggar girls had to have a D&C for the same reason, and they weren’t talking about women who are miscarrying slipping through the cracks due to imprecise wording of laws.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

A few scattered updates.

Jill posted a glimpse of the pantry. Despite a current household size of 10, including 4 adults and 3 teenagers, it appears mostly empty save for a loaf of bread and several different brands of peanut butter.

Jill's grandfather is likely not long for this world, per Jill in a delicately worded post.



Sofia chewed on a rag.



Kaylee roughly chopped some unpeeled vegetables and made stew. Jonathan looks tired. Gideon's cute.



She also wears brown lipstick.



Reddit is not happy that Jill is happy about Trump.



For those of you that are happy for Heidi, please remember that Heidi most likely did not vote for Kamala Harris, and therefore does not deserve strangers on the internet being happy for her.



Flashback Friday! Dave's pedophile brother Daniel hangin' with the kiddos!



Jill made "fried" "chicken" (I think). Dave, Tessie, and Gabe did their best not to chew.



Sadie is over it.

 

[multiverse]

Sadie is over it.

Girl, you and me both can't wait until that grape juice in a goblet gets turned into wine. Jesus, can you do this kid a solid?

 

[TismFarmer]

Just how 'dear' is your Grandpa really Jilldo?

If you last visited him when your youngest was that tiny, it's been years since you last thought about dear Grandpa...