Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[john marston]

It was a birthday (?) gift to Kayla because she fell in love with it at some show. It's an antique and pretty much undrivable. The kids play on it. He explained it once on a stream.

Kind of wholesome actually. Before he was completely lost.

 

[myhairisonfire]

No way, it is part of Auction.com's standard process to have a local vendor take updated driveby shots in the weeks leading up to the first published sheriff's sale date.

Thanks for the correction and extra info

 

[Vibralldo]

I think it's fucked up that when he was planning on renovating it was for a sex dungeon and not for more bedrooms for the kids.

Dual purpose.

"Sweetie, sweetie, wake up. Yes, I know it's 3 am on a school night. You have to go sleep on the couch. Your mom and I need the bed so I can penetrate her anus with my balldo because I can no longer maintain an erection, even with Viagra. Before you say anything, you're welcome for letting you know your mother and I still love each other. You're free to stay up and watch again."

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

He lives like a jeet.

So, does that mean we get to play Pinnesota?

 

[not william stenchever]

He lives like a jeet.

"They say I shit on the driveway, SEAN!"

 

[AnOminous]

No way, it is part of Auction.com's standard process to have a local vendor take updated driveby shots in the weeks leading up to the first published sheriff's sale date.

My guess is there is probably a legal issue with using the photos from the last sale, since the inside almost certainly won't look like that any more, especially with vermin like Balldo and the benzo zombie and his whore ruining the place.

And considering the purpose of the visit, it probably is seriously unwise to try to get in to take the pictures from someone who is likely to be at best belligerent and resentful. Do the people actually at the auction get to see pictures of what it's like inside? Does the sheriff's department send over a few deputies to do a walkthrough?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm guessing the shit in front of the garage are inflatable decorations, probably picked up from Menards. Something like this:

I'm also guessing the pic was taken well after Christmas.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

EDIT: Also, who blocks a perfectly usable entire garage stall like that while parking vehicles on the driveway, in the dead of winter? Compulsive hoarders that fill their garage ceiling-high, that's who!

It was a birthday (?) gift to Kayla because she fell in love with it at some show. It's an antique and pretty much undrivable. The kids play on it. He explained it once on a stream.

Meaning he wasted thousands of dollars on an antique truck likely sold with the intent that an enthusiast would restore it and dumped it at the side of his driveway exposed to the MN elements for however long. Considering Nick has strongly implied Kayla is essentially a hoarder with the house filled with useless junk, if there's a derelict vehicle as well as a pile of plastic junk visible from the driveway I'm sure the inside is an absolute nightmare.

And considering the purpose of the visit, it probably is seriously unwise to try to get in to take the pictures from someone who is likely to be at best belligerent and resentful. Do the people actually at the auction get to see pictures of what it's like inside? Does the sheriff's department send over a few deputies to do a walkthrough?

I doubt they get to see pictures of what it looks like inside and I doubt they'd care even if they did since Balldoman and his junkie wife and junkie girlfriend will have another half a year after the auction goes through to trash the place after the photos would be taken even if they don't pony up the cash to stop the sale.

 

[thebigdream]

One can wonder why the interior photos are taking so long. My house is usually a few rearrangements away from decent enough real estate photos. I can't imagine the cabinet door handymen, Jamaican bulls, exorcists and various cleaning services required to get this hellish Minnesotan bunker fitted for proper photos.
Can you envision the amount of clutter they'll have to swim through? How many UberEats paper bags and unwashed laundry will the handyman trek through to get to the cabinet doors?
How about those photos? No amount of high end camera shit and the sturdies tripod on the planet will make this dumpster serviceable. It's better knocked down and set ablaze, after several rounds of exorcism to tame the Sonichu demon.
Then, there's the smell. Imagine the smell of Ape lingering about, without her douche to suppress the odour. Ewwwww. That, combined with the rotten smell of UberEats takeaway bags and unwashed dishes. Just no.
There's also multiple residents. Aside from a drugged up cokehead drunkard and a lazy whore with 5 children roaming free, there's also at least one frog, one pug shitting itself in the master en suit, and an entirely new class of rodents high on crack cocaine.
You might need a train of Jamaican bulls to get that zonked out Star Trek watching druggie enabler out of the bed. Follow the bulls like Jerry follows cheese.
There's probably more booze than water, and more cocaine than dishwashing powder in that hellhole. You think India is bad? Have you seen Spicer, in Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, the home owned (until February) by a small lawfirm in Minnesota with a LAWPOPE license plate? I think the state should confiscate that license plate because it's clearly false advertising. He's neither a lawyer nor a pope.
While you're busy playing Pindia, we're waiting for this:
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As a potential buyer, surely I have the rights to see the bodycam footage!

It's a good thing real estate agents aren't mandatory reporters, or Nick might have CPS case #2 on his hands with all the nightmares they'll witness

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I doubt they get to see pictures of what it looks like inside and I doubt they'd care even if they did since Balldoman and his junkie wife and junkie girlfriend will have another half a year after the auction goes through to trash the place after the photos would be taken even if they don't pony up the cash to stop the sale.

People losing their homes to foreclosure are under no obligation to tidy things up for the real estate vultures.

 

[Sam Losco]

Also, what is this in the driveway?

Nick making us all lose Pindia.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What a nice home! Sure is a shame the whole site is a biohazard now.

I heard Aaron will lick it clean.

 

[Peace Through Power]

It was a birthday (?) gift to Kayla because she fell in love with it at some show. It's an antique and pretty much undrivable. The kids play on it. He explained it once on a stream.

Nick claims it's a Chevy 1966 C90 grain truck. I believe it's more likely to be a C60 grain truck.

Spoiler: Picture comparison

Picture of Nick's yard

C60 grain truck from 1966

I could only find one picture of a C90 reportedly from 1966, this is it

The clip is from his stream in September 2021

Spoiler: Source

A Cigar, A Week Recap, And A Windy Night (20th. September 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bIf-WOJSE

at 1:11:04

Spoiler: Bonus: Aaron POV (NSFW)

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Nick claims it's a Chevy 1966 C90 grain truck. I believe it's more likely to be a C60 grain truck.

Spoiler: Picture comparison

Picture of Nick's yard
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C60 grain truck from 1966
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I could only find one picture of a C90 reportedly from 1966, this is it
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The clip is from his stream in September 2021
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Spoiler: Source

A Cigar, A Week Recap, And A Windy Night (20th. September 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bIf-WOJSE

at 1:11:04

Spoiler: Bonus: Aaron POV (NSFW)

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That'd be a fun truck to work on and trundle around in if he wasn't such a lazy useless fuck and instead leaving it as a tetanus jungle gym for the kids he hates.

 

[Grayback]

if he wasn't such a lazy useless fuck

No, no, you don't understand—he has a heat allergy!

 

[Kandinsky]

Nick claims it's a Chevy 1966 C90 grain truck. I believe it's more likely to be a C60 grain truck.

Spoiler: Picture comparison

Picture of Nick's yard
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C60 grain truck from 1966
View attachment 6828534
I could only find one picture of a C90 reportedly from 1966, this is it
View attachment 6828540

The clip is from his stream in September 2021
View attachment 6828544

Spoiler: Source

A Cigar, A Week Recap, And A Windy Night (20th. September 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bIf-WOJSE

at 1:11:04

Spoiler: Bonus: Aaron POV (NSFW)

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He pissed away money like a new money trust fund baby does. He should have invested in SpaghettiOs instead. What a dipshit.

 

[smarty_snoops]

where did april go

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

where did april go

For the good of mankind, I hope planned parenthood.

 

[Grayback]

where did april go

What do you mean? It's only January.

 

[Balldo]

Wait.... Even at the peak of his career this guy couldn't even buy a house with a room for each of his kids?

Imagine your dad is a literal millionaire but you still have to share a room with your young brother

Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?

If she was, that means:
-Cuck Cave- 1 bedroom
-Nanny- 1 bedroom
-5 kids- 2 bedrooms. I would assume that the 16 year old had his own room, meaning one room for the remaining four, which seems insane to me, even for Nick, especially when that would have been the situation even before he started his love affair with la cocaina. Is that really what the assumption is when people say "live-in" nanny, five kids in two rooms?

Sorry if this has been beaten to death already but I find this thread difficult to keep up with, even with highlights as I haven't had much time for Kiwi stuff lately. And to this day, people keep saying "live-in" nanny like it is a known fact? It seems to me, though, that she was more of a driver than a real nanny? Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit? You don't need to give them free room and board PLUS salary to get someone to schlep your kids around.

Our Husband gives me a headache with this bullshit.