I really hope that interested parties find out that the owners of "12291 51st St NE, Spicer, MN 56288, USA" are drug addicts, currently charged with felony drug possession and child endangerment.
There have been numerous examples locally, whereupon police happen upon a gangster driving around in his BMW X7 (or whatever the current drug dealer SUV de jour happens to be at the moment), finds out he isn't taxed or insured, so they confiscate the car and put it up for auction.
A few months later, Joe Respectable is driving down the road in his snazzy new-ish BMW X7 that he bought for an absolute steal from Nota Scammer's Used Autos. It was cheap because there was something shady on the record about the car being repossessed and sold at auction, but there was no problem with the title, he'd bought it for cash and now he owned it free and clear.
Unfortunately, as he's enjoying his luxurious new SUV, a Range Rover draws up alongside him and a couple of white niggers jump out and drag him out of his car. One of them starts screaming about 'what the fuck do you think you're doing, driving around in my car? Do I look like a fucking joke to you? Do I look like the kind of mug you can have off?'
Mr Respectable attempts to explain how he came about his ownership of the car, but that just makes the previous owner more irate. "You think I'm a cunt, don't you? You think you can mug me off on my own manor and have every cunt laughing at me, don't you?" These questions are punctuated by outbursts of excessive physical violence, at which point Joe decides that the only sensible course of events is to shut his mouth and say nothing until they leave with his car.
Which eventually, they do.
Joe Respectable goes to the local police station to explain what's happened to his car. They don't seem enormously interested in his report. There's even some suggestion that Joe and the gangster might be in league together, stealing the car for the insurance. By the time they get around to showing Joe some photographs of the gangster who stole his car, the penny has finally dropped. There's no chance at all he's going to identify the man who stole his car. If he does that, these fuckers will be around at his house, examining the rest of his assets with a view to repossessing those as well. Best to just see the whole thing as an insurance write off and move on with his life.
Now, if I were in the market to purchase an investment property in the area of Spicer, MN, I might initially be tempted by 12291 51st Street if the price was right. but when I discovered that the reason it was repossessed might be related to the owner's felony drug possession charges, I'd be starting to have second thoughts. Perhaps he's just a harmless lawyer who got in above his head. But perhaps he's the head of a Somali coke dealing ring who's more than a little pissed off that the bank sold his house out from under him.
Best to just move on and find something less complex, I think.
(Edit: to deal with the issue, police have just started to crush the cars that they confiscate rather than auctioning them off. There's invariably a confiscated car crushed into a cube outside the local police station with a warning about what happens if you don't tax and insure your car.)
