DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSPs 7th worst game most disappointed game playthroughs of the year, whatever the fuck that means, is Alone in the Dark. He said he liked the game and he even suggested the game, but its on the 7th place because... and I hope you are sitting... because the studio was laid off and DSP is very disappointed in the industry.

How the fuck is that even makes sense?
 
so did yt fix the argentina exploit? or did the trolls just get bored of it? he still gets superchats in non-american currency so I'm assuming you just have to be a pre-approved regular for your memberships to be allowed on the ever prestigious leaderboard.

I thought he just stopped reading them and thats where he gets the whole "oh let me convert that currency" meme mid stream everytime there is a super chat
 
I went and looked at the youtube comments on the list from last night to see people calling him out and there are a few, but I think he's heavily pruning the comments, but he was up to 3-4 am when he posted a reply to this of someone calling out Phil wage quitting games based on Ironcuck.

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"Back then my whale number 3 was using a different name, idiot."
 
DSPs 7th worst game most disappointed game playthroughs of the year, whatever the fuck that means, is Alone in the Dark. He said he liked the game and he even suggested the game, but its on the 7th place because... and I hope you are sitting... because the studio was laid off and DSP is very disappointed in the industry.

How the fuck is that even makes sense?
DSP is among other things a petty egoist and he will take any opportunity presented him to kick a puppy straight in the teeth to spite its owner. Next question.
 
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New poll idea, "Will Phil scam Triple P out of the 50/50 split for the wrestling podcast?"
Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) already made a terrible mistake by stating he'd do the podcast for free. Phil will just pull a Project 7 on him and say "huuuuh didn't he say he didn't want to be paid? there's a video of it! tuhuhuhu"

But I doubt it will even get there. I don't see this surviving any longer than DSPolitics simply because the Kino whales apparently don't care about Ashton and they belong to Tardski, and their one big whale who paid for their gay Vegas orgy (forgot the faggot's name) doesn't like Phil and seems upset they dropped the whole snaking on Phil plan (at least Ashton won't do it now that KC is dying). Even IF Phil's whales carry this whole thing for the first two shows (which they will), that will cut directly into Phil's pockets because he will have to pay "Ash" (seriously Phil you sound like an actual fucking """"hyperfocused""" faggot) half of it, so he will do everything to avoid giving half by remembering YouTube's cut and whatnot.

But assuming Ashton doesn't want Phil's money on the first two shows where they make actual money, he will definitely want a cut later on when the show is making 50 dollars. There just is no way this ends well, and Ashton thinking he can take Phil's whales is him being incredibly retarded. Also, let's say the show somehow survives and they get ads, it will still be funny to see Phil try to explain how he is not PKA and how his ads are actually robust and meaningful.
 
If Ass-tonne didn't ask for any money, then this really will end up the same way as the original Smark Guys. It will also show the two stupid Canadians that Phil is a money-grubbing sociopath who only cares about money and doesn't care who he uses to get it. I hope KC gets burned from this stupid project.
 
>Solicit donations for 'rage-inducing' games marathon
>Get enough donations to meet the imposed marathon threshold
>Complain that viewers only recommended games that he's already played
>Suggest Megaman or Dino Crisis for marathon himself
He's gonna play Megaman and/or Dino Crisis
Why even field suggestions from viewers when he either proposes or goes with his own ideas in the end anyway? I get that it's to make his viewers feel like they have more input/interactivity but I feel like even the most dented fans of his could realize sooner or later that their input is ignored.
 
>Solicit donations for 'rage-inducing' games marathon
>Get enough donations to meet the imposed marathon threshold
>Complain that viewers only recommended games that he's already played
>Suggest Megaman or Dino Crisis for marathon himself
He's gonna play Megaman and/or Dino Crisis
Why even field suggestions from viewers when he either proposes or goes with his own ideas in the end anyway? I get that it's to make his viewers feel like they have more input/interactivity but I feel like even the most dented fans of his could realize sooner or later that their input is ignored.

It’s muscle memory for him to outsource every ounce of work/creativity to his retards.
 
I went and looked at the youtube comments on the list from last night to see people calling him out and there are a few, but I think he's heavily pruning the comments, but he was up to 3-4 am when he posted a reply to this of someone calling out Phil wage quitting games based on Ironcuck.

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It's detractors fault that phils 300-700 consistent viewers(being generous with that high of a number lol) don't give him massive amounts of money lmao

You will never outgrow this limitation because you expect an absurd amount of money for doing fucking nothing. I'm tired of this dude acting like this, the amount of money he makes compared to the actual viewership he has is absurd. he expects and lives beyond his means, any other streamer would be living off of the memberships and occasional tips from fans. This dude wants you to pay him a monthly membership bill while also giving what is it 150 a day? Fucking absurd
 
I went and looked at the youtube comments on the list from last night to see people calling him out and there are a few, but I think he's heavily pruning the comments, but he was up to 3-4 am when he posted a reply to this of someone calling out Phil wage quitting games based on Ironcuck.

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God this shit makes me so mad. Why does he have to be a dickhead all the time, dude is giving well thought out advice and Phil instantly switches to insults.
 
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