StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Battlefield2142EU]

So Tarl thinks it's cool to use black magic to drive a man to kill himself over a minor legal problem?

Nigga does worship a gay owl demon prince and imitating storylines from Helluva boss at that.

 

[Wyzzerd]

This is why you leave magic to the professionals in the pointy hats. We have rules, traditions, and we don't try to take credit for things that will get us in trouble.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Quick send KingCobraJFS to fight this lesser wizard for he had dared to claim Cobra's magic for his own.

 

[WelperHelper99]

They are going to lock his ass up six ways till Sunday, mark my words. Bold strategy Cotton claiming you killed the guy prosecuting you. They won't give a fuck about the magic shit. They will use this as a completely legal justification to put him in a cell until trial.

 

[BlastMonk]

His sincerity of this is great for his to be deemed mentally unfit to stand trial.

 

[biggacracka]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.

Not sure if it's better or worse than the time Cobes cited his magic for the end of ISIS

 

[BrainSand63]

Why is he such a faggot?

 

[RollingRock2]

Fuck sickos

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes would mop the floor with him even sloppy drunk, his powers come from Satan and Ozzy, Styx only has the gay owl god.

Quick send KingCobraJFS to fight this lesser wizard for he had dared to claim Cobra's magic for his own.

Cobra's powers work because he uses them for good (circle of protection, streetlight changing). Tarl's magick might've worked, but it clearly backfired, and that's why he got arrested.

 

[Potion_Time]

His sincerity of this is great for his to be deemed mentally unfit to stand trial.

What would stop somebody who believes in magic from being prosecuted?

Being retarded and being mentally unfit to stand trial are two completely separate issues.

 

[biggacracka]

Cobra's powers work because he uses them for good (circle of protection, streetlight changing). Tarl's magick might've worked, but it clearly backfired, and that's why he got arrested.

I like to think him using his power on the prosecutor/DA/whatever caused him to be retroactively arrested in the first place

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Why don’t Satanist’s ever use their dark Magiks to cure their male pattern baldness?

 

[BlastMonk]

What would stop somebody who believes in magic from being prosecuted?

Being retarded and being mentally unfit to stand trial are two completely separate issues.

I don't follow Styx too cloesly but if he's relating everything he sees and reads about to his own magic then that's a bit beyond normal retardation. His grip on reality is pretty loose if he thinks events are tied to his personal choices and magic

 

[Charnel Ground]

When I first started watching Styx, I didn't realize what a clown he was because I only watched his political commentary, not the occult stuff. I thought he just had bad taste in clothing and probably should shower more often. Now I know better.

If you know anyone who still takes him seriously as a political commentator, just link them to a few of his more lolworthy occult videos in order to fix things.

That's funny, I've only ever watched Styx's occult stuff from time to time for amusement. I didn't realize anyone took him seriously as a political commentator. I had lost track of him for a minute and then next thing I knew he was getting features on the farms this past year.

Tfw you're just an NPC in Tarl's game. Clearly everything in his favor is a result of his chaos magic. Donald Trump winning? Chaos magic. Null's wheel of cheese being stolen/lost? Chaos magic. Trudeau resigning? All Styx.

[This is what Chaos Magicians Actually Believe]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Move over Cobes, there's a new Dark Wizard in town.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Quick send KingCobraJFS to fight this lesser wizard for he had dared to claim Cobra's magic for his own.

Fuck sickos

Gandalf the grey became Gadalf the white after slaying a demon. KingCobraJFS will do the same after destroying Stolas in front of Styxhexhammer666.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

View attachment 6829634
View attachment 6829639
Gandalf the grey became Gadalf the white after slaying a demon. KingCobraJFS will do the same after destroying Stolas in front of Styxhexhammer666.

Better not get into a magic duel with Styx, BOY!

Ok but seriously I would pay to listen to these 2 intellectual giants discuss the occult.

 

[Iron Father]

Styx should use magic and make himself look like an actual bloke instead of a TikTok crystal troon.

 

[Schwarzwald]

For the price of a Big Mac, you can contract KingCobraJFS to cast protection magic over you to prevent decorating your walls with your brain matter like that assistant DA. I highly recommend it, frens.

You'll thank me when you're not killing yourselves.

 

[frozen_runner]

They are going to lock his ass up six ways till Sunday, mark my words. Bold strategy Cotton claiming you killed the guy prosecuting you. They won't give a fuck about the magic shit. They will use this as a completely legal justification to put him in a cell until trial.

Um, sorry, but speaking an eldritch magick incantation is freedom of speech