Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

The themes are: Pure Magic, Death, Wealth, Love, Ego, Sex, Thinking, and War. I noticed that on the first day of Staph starting this pre-wedding woo, she said she swapped out the first two days, so she could concentrate on 'Death' as it was the anniversary of Peetie's death. So I have no idea what she's planning for the ninth day, as there are only eight themes.

It's either Pajama Day or Funny Hat Day.

Ma'am, you were born in late October 1988. You weren't even sentient until the 90s.

You don't know how much I would enjoy Nerds Cereal-gate, where Stephanie ends up retconning that she ate it in a previous life/one of the murderers she channels/fucks was super into it.

 

[fagnarok]

Layne can't be in her dead guy harem because he's already in mine and I'm not sharing. [/SPOILER]

I think you are safe, because Staph is not even cool enough to like Nirvana; she is definitely not on the level of AiC.


I know you're kidding about the dead-guy harem, but for the sake of the joke ... please say hi to Layne for me!
Pete is in my theoretical dead-guy harem and he sends his gruffest regards.

Uniroinically: I think both Staley and Steele would be too "toxically masculine" in the mind of someone like Staph. Which of course makes no sense, because 1. both of those guys were pretty "progressive" by the standards of their time and 2. Staph goons over dudes like Darth Vader Jr. the character, Till Lindemann the person, and literal serial killers -- including Dick Ramirez, who was about as toxic as one could possibly be. (Especially his breath.)

But, as with many such individuals, I also suspect she uses concepts like "too toxically masculine to be attracted or attractive to a trans masc (or, insert other nonsensical descriptor here) like moi" to mean "doesn't give me tingly pants-feelings."
Not to mean "I wouldn't touch that rancid asshole with Satan's barge pole," which is how a more sensible person would take it.

(Edited because formatting retardation.)

 

[moorhen]

It genuinely baffles me as to how she was able to get a Masters. Surely some level of social awareness is required to succeed in a social science.

She did fail at it immediately in practice.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

New blog post! I felt like it was time for one...

Spoiler: Text

Today, I’m feeling very reflective.

One year ago is when I lost my Pete, and I still miss him dearly.

Three years ago is when I started Druid College.

These are both moments that have deeply shaped my life. They shaped my faith, my heart, my soul, my world. They changed everything.

Loki knows that I struggle with my mental health this time of the year, and so, he has agreed to bump up our oath. There’s just no way I could have waited four years, let alone two. Even though he’s been with me for my entire life, I’ve only consciously known him for a few years now. Yet, without him, my life would feel incomplete. I shall go into this oath with unwavering love and feeling honored and blessed.

My life feels at a crossroads once again. It doesn’t feel right where I am anymore. I should have known that something would shift, and I wouldn’t stay here. I’ve never been someone who is content to stay somewhere for a long period of time; I am always moving, searching, exploring.

I am also getting much better at voicing my needs and standing up for them. I won’t tolerate someone stealing my peace of mind or threatening my loved ones. I have weapons, should things come to that. But I also can wield the power of authority.

In other ways, I still feel utterly powerless. My friends from far and wide have been voicing their support for me, and have offered some great advice. A small group of us are determined to counteract the negativity that the country has aimed our way by cultivating better mental health and self-image. It’s exactly what we need to survive.

I want to try to update this blog a bit more often, especially as these days a lot has been happening. After the full moon, when Loki and I take oaths, I am going to talk about him in front of a group out in the community. After that comes the inauguration, which will be a time of protesting. I am going to try to give you another update around then, but I make no promises.

As I said before, chaos reigns.

I’ve never been someone who is content to stay somewhere for a long period of time; I am always moving, searching, exploring.

Bitch, you have moved have moved once. From your parents' house to your apartment. You don't even move from the couch to go to bed. The only thing you move between is gender identities and ghost husbands.

I am also getting much better at voicing my needs and standing up for them. I won’t tolerate someone stealing my peace of mind or threatening my loved ones. I have weapons, should things come to that. But I also can wield the power of authority.

Weird, because I thought she sent her own mother to confront the squatter, and she said that 'we' contacted the building management, meaning her parents. I guess the person threatening her 'loved one' might be the squatter threatening her mom, but what did Staph do in retaliation? Throw some powder at their door? Wow. Plus, saying she can 'wield the power of authority' which I guess is the popo whenever a flag or Yule log goes missing. Such an anarchist. I don't believe she owns any weapons, because she would have shown them off by now.

My friends from far and wide have been voicing their support for me, and have offered some great advice.

I'm guessing that she is still in her little Discord servers with other Loki spergs, because I can't find any evidence of her interacting like this elsewhere. Unless she means imaginary friends in viking land or something.

Other caps:

I get the feeling that sometimes people don't know what certain words or concepts really mean.

LOL. Especially funny after saying that she's a 'kinky slutty freak.' At least she says she is going to do the dishes.


She would know all about playing the victim. I have noticed she has been doing some sex worker defending recently in her reposts. I wonder if we are due another attempt at it?


To go with her emotional support cat. She needs to get an emotional support drain cleaner.


Unless the monster was a fascist. A complete turn off for our Staph.

Off topic but on topic for the thread: All this thirsting after 90s rock singers and choices of music to blast at neighbours is really adding to Boob Whiskers' theory that we are all middle aged ladies after all the house keeping and crockery talk. Love it.
Misgendered, SMH. Are there actually any other men in this thread?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The themes are: Pure Magic, Death, Wealth, Love, Ego, Sex, Thinking, and War. I noticed that on the first day of Staph starting this pre-wedding woo, she said she swapped out the first two days, so she could concentrate on 'Death' as it was the anniversary of Peetie's death. So I have no idea what she's planning for the ninth day, as there are only eight themes.

Thankfully, this is an eight/nine day devotional as performed by our dear Womb Wizard, so she will in fact be doing 'Ego' for all nine days and the rest of the year to boot.

Off topic but on topic for the thread: All this thirsting after 90s rock singers and choices of music to blast at neighbours is really adding to Boob Whiskers' theory that we are all middle aged ladies after all the house keeping and crockery talk. Love it.
Misgendered, SMH. Are there actually any other men in this thread?

It's okay, you can be a middle aged Tupperware lady in spirit, you're cool.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Staph: "Mmmmmm I wanna be raped and killed and have my skull used as a cereal bowl by sexy hot serial killers, I'm so super horny thinking about being dismembered, ugyuuuu~"

Also Staph: "The guy downstairs is creepy and makes loud noises, make him go away, Mommy!"

 

[fagnarok]

For anyone who is unaware, and who could blame you, the Emotional Support Demon plushies are merch items from Scando reaction YouTuber The Click.

He really does call them Emotional Support Demons (he knows his audience), and according to Google, they retail for about $25 a piece before taxes and shipping.

I bet Staph comments on his channel and probably his Discord; an intrepid sleuther could find her posts pretty easily. Doubtful she says anything interesting in either location, but maybe that's where some of her current "community" is.

Also, I love this for all of us, too, PYP! I'm turning 38 this year and enjoy the handful of things I have in common with other women of my generation. Like crockery autism, thirsting after some '90s rock stars, and making fun of Stephanie "Sapphire Crimson Claw" Cianfriglia.
(Thank you, everyone, for the housekeeping tips because I'm lacking in that arena.)

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I will choose to identify as a middle-aged lady out of solidarity.

More on topic, has Staph even travelled out of state before?? What is she talking about being unable to stay in one place that's her favourite activity!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

"You were screaming in your sleep, 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!'" I said, "I tried to get answers out of the dead insurrectionists." "Well, that was a bad idea."

LOL. It must have been a 'I picked the wrong one to adopt' moment for Mama Frig.


What friends? Ones online with #actuallyautistic in their bios? 'Random cats and dogs just find me.' Sure, Steph. How many attempts did it take for you to adopt a cat?

 

[a hapless toad]

I will choose to identify as a middle-aged lady out of solidarity.

I'm Gen X, get off my lawn!

More on topic, has Staph even travelled out of state before??

Does Pennsylvania count?

 

[moorhen]

Bitch, you have moved have moved once. From your parents' house to your apartment. You don't even move from the couch to go to bed. The only thing you move between is gender identities and ghost husbands.

Clearly she means moving in the spirit realm, you ableist fuck.

Like how she moved on from her spirit family and became a spirit deadbeat mum.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think we missed this hideous thing a few months back.
She's been making terrible AI lolki's and pairing them up with old swing music and terrible paragraphs of "needless to say!"s lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

Plus, saying she can 'wield the power of authority' which I guess is the popo whenever a flag or Yule log goes missing. Such an anarchist.

She's grown in such power as a wizard that if her neighbors are too loud she'll call the cops on them. Or file a report with the landlord, maybe.

At first I thought I was reading into that, but she really did brag that in 2025 she's not afraid to call the cops out for a noise complaint.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She's been making terrible AI lolki's and pairing them up with old swing music and terrible paragraphs of "needless to say!"s lol

I notice that the Guy Fawkes bastardizations got dropped VERY quickly after the election wherein Orange Man trounced his opponent so hard we've been watching every cultural institution reevaluating their allegiances ever since.

Also, 'naturally, Lolki hates liars' has me fuckin' dying. Are you sure you're thinking of the right woobified Marvel deity there, sweetie?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

What friends? Ones online with #actuallyautistic in their bios? 'Random cats and dogs just find me.' Sure, Steph. How many attempts did it take for you to adopt a cat?

I never get tired of tards saying things like this. You mean you can make assumptions about people based on your past experiences with other people! Wow, what talent! As far as Staph's keen ability to recognize her mutual spergs, it's not hard to guess that someone is neurodivergent when they never shut the fuck up about having ADD or have an entire social media account based on, like, Transformers or something.

I'd also like to show appreciation for my fellow older-millennial lady tard-watchers (and if you aren't one officially, you get a pass) from this and other threads. I hope 2025 is a good year for Staph-watching!

 

[Quack_Quack]

So I have no idea what she's planning for the ninth day, as there are only eight themes.

A bath and a good fucking scrub down

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Aww! Today's theme must be sped crafts.

Alt text: Four rocks on a paper plate, sitting on a table. Nearby is a set of paints. From top left, clockwise: a glow in the dark rock painted with the mannaz rune; a rock painted with a likeness of Loki, with glow in the dark hair; a glow in the dark painted rock with the sowilo rune; and a purple painted rock with a cat face.

Going by the person's blog I linked, where they detailed each day, today's theme is 'Love' which involves having childlike fun. No idea how love = childlike fun, but that's what the blogger said, so it explains why Staph is watching cartoons and painting rocks.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's theme, because of the blogger's description:

Day 5’s theme is “Ego.” Loptson suggested breaking a personal taboo “that challenges your current identity.”

Potentially a milky day.

 

[fagnarok]

Aww! Today's theme must be sped crafts.
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Looking at the rock at approximately 1 o'clock position: "oh, Staph has painted a goat in Nosferatu makeup, for some reason! Weird choice, but to her credit, it actually does look like a goat."

Reading her description of said rock:

ETA: Staph, why don't you make another rock like the one at approx. 7 o'clock position and display the twin rocks together? Make sure to post lots and lots of pictures on all your social media! It will bring a lot of traffic to your Etsy store.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Her talking about Lolki marriage in public is gonna be funny.
I wonder if she means shes gonna do it on the street and we are gonna have another Christian dog walker guy it is however cold, and she doesn't seem to do things when the weather doesn't really suit. So if she's thought it up in advance it may be that she's gonna captivate the old folks home again.

At least they've got fair enough warning about who it's gonna be to be able to make an educated decision to give it a miss.

Maybe that classes as 'ego'. Going outside and talking about your made up relationship goes a sure step beyond mental street preaching.
She might do it more on a proper street than a quiet park area. This is gonna be good. She's got to livestream it. I think honestly livestreaming is a form of personal defense. It's like.. The distance enacted by mediating. Gives you a private purpose. Like a prophylactic for the crazy.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So if she's thought it up in advance it may be that she's gonna captivate the old folks home again.

My vote is for a powerpoint presentation at the old folks home, similar to the ones she did about special genders and being intersex. I would love for her to yell on a park bench about Lolki whilst filming it, though.


I would joke that she did well building that shitfest of a personal blog site, so should do it herself, but I remembered that Jacquin was the one who did it. I guess Jacquin isn't in Staph's life anymore for Staph to ask. I can't believe (well, I can, actually) that her trans org has never had a website before.