Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Charnel Ground]

stupid & brain stupider

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

god damn it someone beat me to OnlyHams

 

[kiwirevolving]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Fat rolls don't count as boobs

Edit: she has kids? God help them

 

[Kulee Baba]

Chubbychaser bros we’re eating good tonight. Not as good as our ladies though.

 

[Tomboy Tuti]

You can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps.

Lol woman, and most of them are coworkers, not friends

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Guess I was right about the TedX mishap being her last “legitimate” gig ever. Because she’ll never be in Parents, let alone grace the pages of Vogue, ever again now that this is in the open.

Poor Bowie. No idea where he’d go if his father abandoned him to troon out in Australia and Rylee is supposed to be off to college. Would the ex that took Rylee in do the same? Jolene stopped talking to Tess years ago, Grandma Beth is disabled… Because Tess is one step away from washing her hands of him entirely because cake whoring is that much more important for her narcissistic ass.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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So this is why Josh is always broke.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Guess I was right about the TedX mishap being her last “legitimate” gig ever. Because she’ll never be in Parents, let alone grace the pages of Vogue, ever again now that this is in the open.

Poor Bowie. No idea where he’d go if his father abandoned him to troon out in Australia and Rylee is supposed to be off to college. Would the ex that took Rylee in do the same? Jolene stopped talking to Tess years ago, Grandma Beth is disabled… Because Tess is one step away from washing her hands of him entirely because cake whoring is that much more important for her narcissistic ass.

Jolene and Tess are still friends I guess. However Jo is in the bay area now and dealing with some health issues. Jolene started a GFM for herself but her best friend TESS hasn't shared it because I guess she doesn't want any of the money she's begging for to go to her best friend who actually needs help.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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aight, getting out my wallet.

 

[Fapcop]

Is there really an OF market for obese women?!?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Now if only Kathryn Gives would start one and do a collab with Tess...

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Is there really an OF market for obese women?!?

Pretty sure there's an OF market for everything, no matter how horrifying.

 

[Metatron]

I'm surprised it took that long. Her finances were shaky for a long time.

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Why don't we have a puking react? Horror is not correct, I do not fear the cow, I am disgusted by it.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

So this is why Josh is always broke.

He's been using our donations for OF instead of winning against Russell, The Gimp Face Retard

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Guess that will make some black dudes happy, I don't really want to pay for Jabba the Slutt nudes

 

[Angry New Ager]

Tess rejoining the normies would kill her ego

Well, sometimes you have to undergo ego death to break out of the traps clinging to your ego has created for yourself.

But Tess is 1) a Narcissist, and 2) not exactly into any kind of spiritual stuff that doesn't tell her she's perfect as she is, so she's never going to figure that one out.

Wasn't it speculated years ago that she was likely doing some kind of sex work, even if just feeder fetish stuff for paypigs? I have a vague memory of speculation (perhaps just sarcasm?) around whether she was being put up in h/motels and being gifted cakes to eat?

Wonder if she's gone "public" because the private donors have dried up.

Yeah, there's been speculation here for years that she has been subsidized by a fetishist sugardaddy ("cakejohn") or doing "escorting" on the DL (which is not uncommon among washed-up female minor celebs), because the ever-declining amount of work she's been getting hasn't matched up with her lifestyle. She was broke and crashing on a friend's couch after she and her ex broke up and moved out of a crappy little place, then all of a sudden she had a nice, new apartment and was buying furniture for it. Somebody was paying for it, but anybody who had been paying attention knew it wasn't her.

She had to move out of that nice apartment on fairly short notice at the end of November, and was staying at AirBNBs because she didn't get a new place lined up right away. It's possible she's still doing that; she's been very cagey about showing where she lives. So the speculation is that the "cakejohn" who was subsidizing her ended the agreement.

Why does she have a kid? Why is her kid's name Bowie? Along with being gross because fat, it's also sad. Mothers shouldn't ever become prostitutes if they have any other option.

She has a kid because she got catfished by Nick Brady, aka Nick Holliday, a shiftless Australian hobosexual, and brought him to the US to marry her. They had sex; she got pregnant; it was obvious by then that Nick was worthless, but she decided to have the kid anyway, perhaps thinking Nick would grow up and get his shit together. If so, it was a crashing failure.

The boy's name is Bowie because David Bowie died only a few months before he was born, and both of his parents are the kinds of attention-seeking poseurs who thought naming their kid after David Bowie would show how cool they were.

 

[Product Placement]

Seems since the dawn of weight loss drugs in the past few years that the fat acceptance movement has finally started to lose steam. My guess her modeling gigs dried up and she has no skills to support her self in paid employment, thus desperately going to onlyfans to make what she can.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Guess I was right about the TedX mishap being her last “legitimate” gig ever. Because she’ll never be in Parents, let alone grace the pages of Vogue, ever again now that this is in the open.

I was going to say this will absolutely kill what was left of her "modeling career".

No one reputable will hire her, only a few top models have been able to get away with posing for Playboy/other nude work.
Tess has never had the stature that would let her get away with it.

 

[Broadside]

I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?