StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Wash away the rain]

Man they let anyone be a warlock these days standards have fallen hard.

 

[2ndBest]

Is chaos magic legal in Louisiana?

There's voodoo shops everywhere in New Orleans but it requires your melanin. You have a better chance of finding a Rougarou than you do channeling any "magic".

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Man can't even grab boob without fucking it up.

He did not fuck up grabbing the boob, that’s the whole issue lol

Styxx is more likely to pull this off and then get fucked hard as a result.

 

[Popper Whiting]

The problem with this theory is that you fail to understand Styx's character and personality. Breaking and entering into the DA's office with a loaded gun to murder him is deranged but at least requires guts. Styx is the type of coward to sit in his bedroom and take credit for any bad thing that happens to his enemies. That way he can feel smug and vindicated without actually having to do anything. The guy has severe social anxiety and is scared to leave his bedroom. Let alone leave it to go murder a lawyer. He lives in his own imaginary world of pretend-magic. His entire life and identity is roleplaying. So I'm going with Occam's Razor here. As in, the simplest solution (least assumptions) is true. Styx taking credit for a guy's death via magic is LARPING, aka roleplay. He's been doing that his entire life to avoid feeling like an ugly loser. 'Cause that lets him feel like an uber-powerful, special snowflake, wizard with powers. Murdering a lawyer would be out of character for him. Smugly taking credit for something he didn't do in the lawyer's suicide, is within Styx's character. So to summarize, to predict Styx is to predict which set of actions is more larpy than the other one. That is the one Styx will take. He is that predictable.

The popular image of Satanists are evil child raping and human sacrificing cultists who are a direct threat to the world. The reality is that in general Satanist are LARPING faggots with power fantasies like Styx. Every Satanist, Wiccan or druid I have met is a fucking loser who's way of coping with life isn't self improvement is is fantasies of Faustian bargains for power because they really are too pathetic to even try at self improvement.

 

[Obstacle]

He did not fuck up grabbing the boob, that’s the whole issue lol

Styxx is more likely to pull this off and then get fucked hard as a result.

He most certainly did fuck up grabbing boob.

1. bad timing (on live)
2. bad position (side by side, leant over angle, looked extra awkward and limp-wristed)
3. bad choice (chick wasn't that into him)
4. Not Chad (self explanatory)

If you are going to grab boob, Tarl is a textbook example of how not to.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Chaos magic is bullshit, I've read every book and supposed spells and rituals.
In fact Using loosh I accumulated

"chaos magic"
"books, spells, and rituals" (opposite of chaos)
See this is why nobody can chaos magic right. Motherfucker just simple BE. boom you've chaosed! Like magic! Woag! Bet he can't even DEATHU BEEEM!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The popular image of Satanists are evil child raping and human sacrificing cultists who are a direct threat to the world. The reality is that in general Satanist are LARPING faggots with power fantasies like Styx. Every Satanist, Wiccan or druid I have met is a fucking loser who's way of coping with life isn't self improvement is is fantasies of Faustian bargains for power because they really are too pathetic to even try at self improvement.

The high end aristocratic Satanist is the Luciferian type and they actually tend to be rather high IQ, high charisma and driven (or at least some of their ranks are). They just take the position that rebellion against God is noble and that the metaphor of the Garden is exactly backwards and knowledge should be front and center. They tend to actually successfully embrace common sense ethics from a secular position and are effectively a rebrand of a high achieving non-believer. This said, it is better just to be a generic agnostic than a Luciferian who puts extreme weight into combatting Christians. Luciferians worship the material and tend to engage in the material world on highly effective terms, not unlike a certain controversial tribe that has been around a while. I'm not trying to white knight Luciferians, there are many legitimate grievances to be had against them, merely noting that they are a different animal to the life loser archetype and the ones that are more likely to be found in positions of actual world influence.

He most certainly did fuck up grabbing boob.

1. bad timing (on live)
2. bad position (side by side, leant over angle, looked extra awkward and limp-wristed)
3. bad choice (chick wasn't that into him)
4. Not Chad (self explanatory)

If you are going to grab boob, Tarl is a textbook example of how not to.

I think the point that was being made is that contact still occurred. He would have unironically been better off if he had "rolled a 1 to attack."

 

[The Lawgiver]

They just take the position that rebellion against God is noble and that the metaphor of the Garden is exactly backwards and knowledge should be front and center.

They should know if knowledge is front and center that the message of the garden of eden isn't "knowledge bad" and that the snake in it is actually not satan but just a literal snake (or old world mythological snake deity figure if you go by the pre-bible versions of the story) Like it's PRETTY FUCKING CLEAR why god's gonna get pissed if you listen to some fucking random stupid fucking animal instead of the guy that goes "hey you can eat fucking anything in here save for those apples from that one specific tree so don't touch those". This isn't even going into the deeper shit the story has conceptually going on. The way "satanists" and athiests seem to take the story it's like they act like the parodies people make of the story are the actual story.

 

[Obstacle]

Rick Nekieta

>rolls 1
>*Palms Woman's Face*
>Woman is stunned for 1d3 turns​

 

[Rick Nekieta]

They should know if knowledge is front and center that the message of the garden of eden isn't "knowledge bad" and that the snake in it is actually not satan but just a literal snake (or old world mythological snake deity figure if you go by the pre-bible versions of the story) Like it's PRETTY FUCKING CLEAR why god's gonna get pissed if you listen to some fucking random stupid fucking animal instead of the guy that goes "hey you can eat fucking anything in here save for those apples from that one specific tree so don't touch those". This isn't even going into the deeper shit the story has conceptually going on. The way "satanists" and athiests seem to take the story it's like they act like the parodies people make of the story are the actual story.

The strawman that is used was first popularized by Milton in Paradise Lost.

Added in edit: It was not Milton's intention to lionize or popularize the strawman, but rather to debunk it. Regardless, the position that he espoused in order to debunk is the one that is embraced by the more aristocratic Luciferian.

 

[Glowie]

"chaos magic"
"books, spells, and rituals" (opposite of chaos)
See this is why nobody can chaos magic right. Motherfucker just simple BE. boom you've chaosed! Like magic! Woag! Bet he can't even DEATHU BEEEM!

Chaos doesn't bow to will of man, it's contradictory and autistic.

Chris Chan got closest to it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Chaos doesn't bow to will of man, it's contradictory and autistic.

Chris Chan got closest to it.

Ironically though Chris was attempting to enstate and follow rules.

 

[Easterling]

No, absolutely not. It would be a compliment to call Styx "safe edgy", he doesn't even rise to that. His positions are extremely safe to vocalize "Trump Derangement Syndrome is idotic", "lol, look at this lefty sperg out", "Americans are getting fed up with elites", etc. He espouses extremely safe, extremely mainline positions and does so ad nauseum. His predictions come with an 85% certainty, so it is easy to shrug off failed predictions as "well, guess this just falls under the 15% margin of error", allowing him to pose himself as a winner for correct predictions and avoid losing anything for failed predictions. Nothing about him is remotely based, edgy or anything similar. There is a reason him and Quartering partner together. He spams the most trivial of observations to subaverage IQ audiences and they view him as some sort of god, because anyone of any intelligence is basically talking a foreign language to them and they can not relate. His extremely high time preference doesn't even allow him to pivot this niche into success, as evidenced by the fact that he neither had the resources to bail himself out or even the social capital to get someone to bail him out with "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." He is so low that he "commands mother" and thinks he's a fucking world bending sorcerer for doing so. Styx fails every metric by which one might assert him to be based.

I meant it purely in jest. I think the only time I ever really enjoyed his videos was the time he dressed like an imperial Japanese solider. (man has that Tojo energy)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I meant it purely in jest. I think the only time I ever really enjoyed his videos was the time he dressed like an imperial Japanese solider. (man has that Tojo energy)

My apologies. My autism can only be pierced by the most obvious of sarcasm. Regardless, my analysis stands for any who needed to hear it.

 

[Obstacle]

Ironically though Chris was attempting to enstate and follow rules.

It was Terry Pratchett, who had fits of brilliance, but is much overrated, once said "Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized."

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Got it archived. (edit: beaten like a stepchild)

Funny how this gayos fagic targets people who are taking him to task. Any evil woman getting involved with him should see this as a mask off moment if they ever hurt his ego.

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His entire demeanor and tone changed after the OPP jail visit, compare his pre black magic in jail videos to these new ones and you will see it.

Btw should the OP of this thread be properly updated? Atm its like a time capsule from 2016 and not representative of his current guttermaxxed and buck broken state.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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Doesn't believe in "God".

Believes in demons and magic.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Every Satanist, Wiccan or druid I have met is a fucking loser who's way of coping with life isn't self improvement is is fantasies of Faustian bargains for power because they really are too pathetic to even try at self improvement.

the position that he espoused in order to debunk is the one that is embraced by the more aristocratic Luciferian.

The demonology he worships is all from Catholicism. AKA origins from Christianity. Like much of the culture from the west he loves so much. Yet in his video celebrating chaos magic killing the assistant DA. He mocks people for believing in god, angels, prayers and heaven are real. Unlike Stolas, hell, spells, demons and the Hindu gods, which totally very real because a man suicide benefits him. I am not sure even right-wing pagans like Vard Simp for Hinduism. Why the fuck does Styxhexhammer666 have a boner for Hinduism and India?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

His entire demeanor and tone changed after the OPP jail visit, compare his pre black magic in jail videos to these new ones and you will see it.

Btw should the OP of this thread be properly updated? Atm its like a time capsule from 2016 and not representative of his current guttermaxxed and buck broken state.

Honestly, to me, one of Styx's more enraging qualities is his simple refusal to button his shirts and his absolute insistence on making people view his chest hair. It seems to me that he has been buttoning his shirts more as of late, or at minimum isn't doing the leather jacket on bare skin bullshit, but he's still doing the chest hair streams with some level of regularity. If someone across the country leaves a comment to button your shirt online, it is easy to dismiss that. When a 250 lb jacked man who is five feet away insists that you button your shirt, you button your fucking shirt.

 

[Obstacle]

Doesn't believe in "God".

Believes in demons and magic.

Eh, yes, it's more conventional to be the other way around.
But a person who professes one supernatural belief is not then obligated to profess them all, for the same reason people believe in God, but not the other entities mentioned in the bible, like the "I am Legion, for we are many" demons that are cast into a herd of swine and run off a cliff.