Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?

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The Token Ethnic said:
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She looks like 27 year old IT nerd with early male pattern balding, but to incompetent to get a proper haircut that covers up that huge ass forehead the moon landing was filmed on.

The lighting from above even makes her upper lip look a little fuzzy, with the perfect slight shade of late-puberty beard to complete the cosplay.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
She looks like 27 year old IT nerd with early male pattern balding, but to incompetent to get a proper haircut that covers up that huge ass forehead the moon landing was filmed on.

The lighting from above even makes her upper lip look a little fuzzy, with the perfect slight shade of late-puberty beard to complete the cosplay.
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dunno, I'm getting more of a 1980s grandma vibe
 
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An Sionnach Seang said:
dunno, I'm getting more of a 1980s grandma vibe
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What if Hackerman trooned out?

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Charnel Ground said:
She then spends a few minutes looking at dildos on the Bad Dragon website while making scandalized "ACK. UGH. OHH." noises "What the frick?! Guys? What? How?"
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It's like a duck down there??" which Alyssa reads. " So we spin on it? I would be doing tricks on it."
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So she knows as much about sex as she does about video games. Discount Idubbz is a lucky man!
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Just a heads up. Watch out for autistic spammers that'll spam-like 'Autism' all over everyone's posts.
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We are aware. Its not thread specific, its the sharty boys who made scripts to auto rate everything as that. It also came right after null said "don't bother me with it" so I think most are ignoring it. Don't need to give null an excuse to AX reactions AGAIN.
 
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The Token Ethnic said:
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If you have a fivehead pick a different angle. She looks like Dr Evil in grandma glasses at this point.

If she's gonna be a streamer, she's got to realize she's too old to go with attention seeking because her Dad didn't hug her enough. She's competing with fit 20 somethings whose step-dads hugged them too much.
 
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Jeff Tarzia better hire bodyguards for himself and his family, because murder in the streets seems to be an absolutely acceptable method to enforce ideas and values for Alyssa.
These nutjobs are starting a cult around their new favorite murderer.

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Here Alyssa is projecting what she wants onto others. That she and her ilk lose their jobs when they are being racist, sexist, antisemitic, foul mouthed cunts is just the consequences of their actions, nobody has to actively lobby for that. People who suck at their jobs get fired, that's life.
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