Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Big Brown Schlub said:
Even something minor like him saying that certain criminal elements will enjoy prison will bring about the purest squeling from Fatrick.
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Even better than that would be for some democrat congresscritter to intentionally or unintentionally patpost.

I’d pay Null some money if, for example, AOC were to quote tweet Rick as an example of “how not to be” or similar.

Maybe the mole in the White House can use the VP account to QT Rick’s complaint against Kamala and take the high road.

It would probably literally kill him. He’d have an heart attack and die trying to child everyone.

Or he’d be in hog heaven and go nuts.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Barron, if you're reading this - just like how you told your dad to get on podcasts to secure the young male vote, tell your dad to patpost during one of his speeches. Even something minor like him saying that certain criminal elements will enjoy prison will bring about the purest squeling from Fatrick.
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I think Pat would simply die of an aneurysm if Trump started patposting at him. Or went "No, child, enjoy prison" in a news conference or something.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
I found this retweet of Patrick's funny. What do you know; when he steals jokes, he can be pretty funny:
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Meanwhile the last time Fat Rick took a stand:
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There were no survivors.
 
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Lord Denning said:
Well, it says in the police report that he was robbed while he was waiting for his order. We all know Rick never lies, so if he was waiting for his order, he must have ordered something. But he never ate at Chubby's Cheeseteaks. So the only way both of those statements could be true is if he ordered a drink. It's not worth archiving, but I checked the Chubby's Cheesesteaks menu, and they sell juice boxes. So I'm imagining that the three fine urban youth approached what they assumed to be a morbidly obese toddler with gigantism, drinking a Capri Sun while wearing a propeller beanie and judged him to be an easy mark, taking his phone. Maybe if he fixes enough fences over summer break he can afford to buy a new one.
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He’s now claiming he never ate a cheesesteak which implies this was going to be his first time. Since it went so poorly he must have sworn off the sandwich. Just French Dips from now on.
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
I love how quickly pat goes from Kamala being the greatest leader to ever exist during election season, to coward traitor after she doesn’t personally listen to his fat theories about the constitution

Why us indeed. I hope this puts us on track to having the first congressperson or other federal official use official government social media account to patpost.
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His views on the left have swung from:
trad-Dems bad, Bernie Now --> Madam Pres Clinton --> Get behind Biden --> He's not Demented --> It's her turn, Get behind Madam Pres. Kamala

Now he's shitting on Kamala for not invoking Order 66 (or whatever other fiction he makes up)

I would hate to be on a team with this traitor. Wait for the backstab.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Wrong, Child. You did not construct the fence; you are the fence. Enjoy being broken, Stalker.
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"You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a fence. You reach down, you flip the fence around. The fence is now backwards, it wants to be the right way around, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"
You're this guy

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Judge Holden said:
Also with fatrick's last breath he curses BIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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The only thing more pitiful than trying to make Jan 6 fetch a thing, is Rick trying to make Jan 6 2: Decertification Boogaloo a thing.

It's so hilariously sad it almost makes you feel ... extremely happy and satisfied about the whole thing!
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Patrick "Cheesecake" Tomlinson spews threats against a Jew. His Tomlinson Solution is just around the corner.
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Patrick's next big venture: Kosher meats!

Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
It's a good thing Rick isn't a fencesitter on any issue and always goes for what the progressive programming is. He'd be a terrible fencesitter.

You know, given that he's fat.
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He also probably installed the fence backwards.
 
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