Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.7%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,658
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I just love how the end result of female empowerment has just resulted in OF.
You sure showed the world, ladies! By becoming... prostitutes?
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This terrible cunt is preparing to release a motivational book aimed at children/young teens, and this is how she chooses to present herself to the world. A washed-up old has-been, reduced to sticking her iPhone between her unwashed ass cheeks to pay the rent.

Tess, your own children would be better off without you, what advice could you possibly have for other people's offspring?
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Honestly, she's gonna make a ton of money to start. Then it'll drop when the novelty wears off. If she's smart, she'll sock away as much of that initial money as possible to make it last. But she's not smart! So she will undoubtedly start up her old habits, buying ugly trendy clothes, going out to eat all the time, flaunting her LiFeStYlE. She'll be broke again in no time. Retards like her can't think farther ahead than their next meal.
 
Honestly, she's gonna make a ton of money to start. Then it'll drop when the novelty wears off. If she's smart, she'll sock away as much of that initial money as possible to make it last. But she's not smart! So she will undoubtedly start up her old habits, buying ugly trendy clothes, going out to eat all the time, flaunting her LiFeStYlE. She'll be broke again in no time. Retards like her can't think farther ahead than their next meal.

I agree, the initial money will be from morbid (heh) curiosity as to what this shit will entail. Once the novelty wears off, all that will be left are the worst of the worst fetishists. I doubt she'll be smart enough to save any of that initial money she makes.
 
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