Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point. He should be in a cage for the rest of his days.

 

[Necrosan]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.

Can you believe that Chris Chan somehow managed to come up with a more concise and convincing explanation for eating cum? He was still wrong it was nowhere near this autistic.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Nobody's suggesting that there was no notice; there absolutely will have been mailings to ignore, there absolutely will have been robocalls to leave unanswered, and there almost certainly will have been the "in person" attempt that in practice will have been nothing more than the perfunctory hanging of a neon-colored "please call us" note on a doorknob, perfectly suited for Nick to throw on the ground like a search warrant or speeding ticket with a curt "you're fucking bullshit lying, fuck off."

So many things to throw on the ground.

 

[Goofy Logic]

"Aaron is a bad person. He tells lies about me AND HE ATE MY CUM!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum

A sentence, quite possibly unique to all of human history, and I fucking hate it. Thanks.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Of all the embarrassing shit involving Rackets, Aaron eating Nick's cum isn't even in the top 10. Nick talking about it and constantly bringing it up, acting like a spurned (gay) lover, on the other hand, is like top 5. He some how out gays some other guy eating semen. Nick everybody knows, no joke, you probably would swallow a load from Aaron, even now.

Again, as other people have pointed out, Aaron being a gay cringe retard, does not make you any less of a gay cringe retard, who's daughter tested positive for cocaine. Aaron eating your come doesn't somehow invalidate the drug test, or really anything.

"Nick your house is being forclosed on" "well Aaron ate my sperm"
"Nick your daughter tested positive for cocaine" "Aaron gargled my spunk"
"Nick, remember the dear John stream?" "Aaron has ingested my baby batter"

 

[AnOminous]

tl;dr summary: WHINE WHINE WHINE

For someone who prides himself on "communication," he sure talks like a fucking retard. Like anyone is going to read this whole thing. My eyes glazed over after a couple sentences.

Insert Duke Nukem "That's a lotta words, too bad I'm not reading em!"

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I am 100% convinced by all of Aaron Imholte's gross porn stories about his dick changing our wifes life and how she secretly loved him and all that shit. It's the only thing I can imagine that would get a man this obsessed with him. I don't think I've ever seen a woman this deranged and out of her mind about a man that's fucked her personally before.

 

[The Internet Dick]

As Rekieta said, he did not even witness this. It was a third party that told him this story. He is not telling us this disgusting story because it's funny. It's because he is a degenerate sex pervert faggot that needs this story to be true.

A good friend of mine is a recovering drug addict and former prostitute, facts about her life you'd find impossible to imagine if you met her IRL, when what you see now is a good-looking, middle-aged businesswoman, sharp and funny and successful. She talks frankly about her old life if you ask her about it and says one of the weirdest things about living that life is how seamlessly the abnormal becomes the new normal, doing shit that would shock you even to think about until you started living it. That's the way it is with Rekieta right now. It simply doesn't occur to him that he's done anything fucked-up and bizarre. Sharing a bed with another couple with his kids in the house, doing thousands of dollars' worth of cocaine every month, all of it. That's his life now, his normal. That will always be his life.

My friend changed when she got clean and now goes around helping other women who are going through the hell she went through. Based on all we've seen so far, I strongly doubt Rekieta will ever find that personal redemption arc. Instead, he'll get the hell he deserves. It won't be pretty.

 

[3MMA]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point. He should be in a cage for the rest of his days.

Macballdo Act I Scene IV:

The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Aaron
Under my battlements. Cum, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cuckoldry. Make thick my cum,
Stop up th’access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Stream my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
Th’ effect and it. Come to my wife’s breasts,
And take my vanilla cream for gall, you murd’ring podcaster,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Cum, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen balldo see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
To cry ‘Lick, lick!’

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I do think that the "cum story" probably has some truth in it. But it is very deranged to write such a long blog post about how one manipulates their audience in pursuit of denying the "vanilla crème" story when you admittedly do not even have first-hand knowledge about this.

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As Rekieta said, he did not even witness this. It was a third party that told him this story. He is not telling us this disgusting story because it's funny. It's because he is a degenerate sex pervert faggot that needs this story to be true.

It's like he thinks this is going to restore some dignity to him. Sorry, ship has sailed.

"But at least I didn't ingest another man's fluids!" Means less than zero, Nick. How sad is your life when this is what you try to pull from the ashes.

Not only that, it's >50% that he did the same, whether he knows or has been told so or not.

 

[Goofy Logic]

She talks frankly about her old life if you ask her about it and says one of the weirdest things about living that life is how seamlessly the abnormal becomes the new normal, doing shit that would shock you even to think about until you started living it. .

That seamless transition is probably why Nick, like many addicts, doesn't think they have a problem. It's not until life-changing disasters hit them like a freight train that they start to clue in.

 

[Strix454]

I am 100% convinced by all of Aaron Imholte's gross porn stories about his dick changing our wifes life and how she secretly loved him and all that shit. It's the only thing I can imagine that would get a man this obsessed with him. I don't think I've ever seen a woman this deranged and out of her mind about a man that's fucked her personally before.

The other alternative is that Nick is in love with Aaron and is acting like spurned lover. The whole licking of Aaron thing kind of points in that direction. And getting interested in men is what you would expect from someone like Nick at this point in his story.

 

[Chazzed Up]

A sentence, quite possibly unique to all of human history, and I fucking hate it. Thanks.

I might need to put it in for header quote consideration.

 

[AnOminous]

But thanks for spelling out one of your many techniques for lying and obfuscation. As if we didn't already know.

I like how he's so childishly transparent even a mindless AI could tell he was describing his own methods of lying.

I don't think I've ever seen a woman this deranged and out of her mind about a man that's fucked her personally before.

To change a joke slightly, what's the difference between a toilet and Nick Rekieta?

A toilet doesn't follow you around for months after you use it.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Maybe Baldo went on a bender and rant because of another win for the Toe - Steel Toe: April’s HRO from Aaron’s 1st wife extended - 1/7/25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrej3v_sMBE

 

[Peace Through Power]

Wait, are you saying this man is gay?

 

[Strix454]

Maybe Baldo went on a bender and rant because of another win for the Toe - Steel Toe: April’s HRO from Aaron’s 1st wife extended - 1/7/25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrej3v_sMBE

It seems that April is still taking Nick's legal advice and did the Nick 4-D chess move of just not showing up for a legal hearing on her HRO. So she got another two years on the HRO.

I can see April being in a rage over Aaron taking a victory lap on this and demanding from the silent hill shower that Nick defend her honor. And Nick's response being taking a hit of galaxy gas and writing a long rant on locals.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Watching the Lolcow Live segment yesterday was frustrating because they got virtually everything wrong. But it was also amusing because it shows how futile Nick's attempts at reputation management are. People will just take a vague cue like "cocaine child" or "swinging" and run wild with it.

Called it yesterday. Knew he would shit his pants, but JFC didn't expect him to sperg out less than 24-hours later. Nick truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

Spoiler: My Prediction

Love the telephone game happening with his story. Every time a big streamer hears about it, more crazy shit is brought into the picture. Now according to Keemstar, it started with Nick having a 3-some with Kayla and April and Aaron watching in the corner like a cuck.

Imagine how Nick's feeling now : All he wanted was fame, and now he's got it in the worst way possible, with people making even more crazy shit about you, and people believe it! He's going to kill himself when he can't respond to every crazy fucking "wrong" fact.

Keemstar got virtually the entire story wrong, and yes he's a fucking retard, but he does have an audience. An audience now bigger than Nick's. What probably sent Nick to start seething : Keemstar making the point "Boogie faked cancer, and that's not even that bad as your kid testing positive for cocaine, and definitely not as bad as being a cuck!" Quite the gut punch.

Nick's only proving he's still doing coke/drinking. No one writes an insane "manipulation manifesto" as he did in a sober state.

As Rekieta said, he did not even witness this. It was a third party that told him this story. He is not telling us this disgusting story because it's funny. It's because he is a degenerate sex pervert faggot that needs this story to be true.

Proves most likely the story isn't true and it was 99.9% April trying to impress Nick. She's a whore and will say anything to keep Nick. When Keanu called out April living in the balldo bunker with no internet for 8-months, Nick went nuts, and April tried everything to get back in his good graces, including saying that what Keanu said were lies.

These drug addicts (Nick & April) say shit when they're high, run their mouths to people, and when it comes out, DENY DENY DENY!!! It's a Nick & April pattern that's been seen a few times now. They run to "correct the record" in the most insane ways.

I thought nannies just did childcare and cleaning was a separate profession? So he'd need to hire a nanny and a cleaner?
I don't know I'm lower middle class

A nanny (from my experience) is like a third parent, minus some authority. My sister nannied in high school, and my mother had to teach her laundry basics because the parents she worked for asked her to do the kids' laundry for them, and clean the house from time to time = mop floors, wipe counters, the basics.

Made me think of the "piles of laundry" Aaron talked about, along with the filth. Proves Nick's nanny was worked to death. I'm sure she left not just because she saw drugs, the workload got to be too much. A nanny can't do laundry for 5 kids, drive them around, and clean an entire house while two degenerate parents do nothing but sit around doing drugs all day. A nanny also doesn't up and quit unless there's problems. Before my sister went off to university, the family threw her a fucking send-off party w/their kids and my family, because she was like part of their family. For his nanny to up and quit, RED FLAG.

This Balldo really is now trying to push the narrative that Aaron "The Cuck Toe" Imolte is a master of verbal tricks and manipulations?

This post screamed PROJECTION.

"Nick, how do you know so much about how this manipulation tactic works?"
"Because I do it everyday."

My friend changed when she got clean and now goes around helping other women who are going through the hell she went through. Based on all we've seen so far, I strongly doubt Rekieta will ever find that personal redemption arc. Instead, he'll get the hell he deserves. It won't be pretty.

No wait! Nick wants to teach yo kids the importance of staying away from drugs!!!

ETA : grammar

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I do think that the "cum story" probably has some truth in it. But it is very deranged to write such a long blog post about how one manipulates their audience in pursuit of denying the "vanilla crème" story when you admittedly do not even have first-hand knowledge about this.

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As Rekieta said, he did not even witness this. It was a third party that told him this story. He is not telling us this disgusting story because it's funny. It's because he is a degenerate sex pervert faggot that needs this story to be true.

Does he....not clean up after himself? He left a clam in a room and left the room? Was he getting towels or something? What a gross topic to wake up to in the morning.

There is a South Park episode i vaguely recall that this makes me think of. I think Cartman did some gay shit and believed since he was pitching, it wasn't gay on his end. Is he really trying to be the alpha gay cuck? Thats like the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.