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He's high as a motherfucker right now.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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“It’s actually a good story” bro…
Cope levels are off the charts. Keep going Nick, I’m sure this is a great approach right before your plea hearing.
Edit: Wow, Nick delivered immediately. This is why he is Lolcow of the Year.
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tl;dr summary: WHINE WHINE WHINE
thebigdream
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ddlloo
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He is utterly obsessed with this whole cumeating thing.
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Translation: "My fellow cuck Aaron is still denying we had gay sex together. That we both blew loads on and into each others wives and then rolled around in the semen. While I'm admitting here that I, Nick, am a faggot and a cuck- My ex-friend Aaron is the real faggot and and the real cuck because I say so. I mean Aaron had gay sex with me - Nick - which has to mean that he is gay. How embarrasing that my gay partner in gay sex is gay.
And if Aaron denies that I - Nick - wanted to fill his holes and do more than just lick his body - then Aaron is obviously lying and evading. Because i - Nick - am totally gay."
Nick deserves much credit for clarifying this. You can really see all the things he has learned over the decades NOT working a job and living off his parents. You can see everything he learned at a not very good college and a not very good law schoo. Though being a trust fund baby laying around the house drinking is somtimes not seen as a profession.
Melty Butter
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How is any adult person this obsessed with Aaron Imholte's cum? Aaron's laughed it off from day one. This is SO fucking weird. We need a new word. Cumtardation?
Neetness
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There's no doubt in my mind that Nick and Aaron were felching cum out of each other. I'm sure Nick can't wait to tell us the whole story someday.
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And his prayers were answered! Praise the Lord!
Well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle a nigger, the fucking audacity of this guy.
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sherwoods110
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Just when you thought that you couldn't possibly hate this faggot any more...
Good lord.
That locals post was exhausting. I wonder if he was spewing this same type of garbage at the nanny. No wonder she bailed. That's enough to make anybody mental.
Good lord.
That locals post was exhausting. I wonder if he was spewing this same type of garbage at the nanny. No wonder she bailed. That's enough to make anybody mental.
StannisTheMannis
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Occam's Gay-zor: Nick's past behavior of licking every last drop from booze bottles dictates future behavior of licking every last drop of Aaron's jizz from wherever the Toe spilled it.
Nick's having his cum-uppance.
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Kipersonapiscesotter
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This is the thing. Aaron has shown time and time again that he can't be embarrassed. The dude has admitted that he struggled to get it up the first few times with Kayla. He admitted to naked twister.
Not buying it Nick. One of your whores told you that Aaron definitely ate your load after and now it is literally all you think about. I don't believe it, but even if it happened, what the fuck does it change??? Why write a fucking essay on it?
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It's a really unhealthy obsession. Everyone would have forgotten about it by now if he didn't go on about it. Now we're just thinking it's even more likely to be true now than before.
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By “Vanilla Crème” he means cum guys, I’ve cracked the code
StannisTheMannis
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What if Nick found out about the splooge-tasting episode from Aaron's hacked Google account?
Like April or Kayla sent him a 'oh, btw, that white thing wasn't liquid molly you were eagerly lapping up last Tuesday' message.
Nick running with the most disgusting thing he could find on Aaron's account that Aaron has to deny deny deny while Nick may be facing charges for said hacking is the closest thing to a parting shot he can muster.
Like April or Kayla sent him a 'oh, btw, that white thing wasn't liquid molly you were eagerly lapping up last Tuesday' message.
Nick running with the most disgusting thing he could find on Aaron's account that Aaron has to deny deny deny while Nick may be facing charges for said hacking is the closest thing to a parting shot he can muster.
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Why is he so desperate for people to believe the cum thing?
The first I ever heard about it was when that puppet asked about it completely unprompted on Melton's show. If it actually did happen I have a hard time believing Nick would have kept it to himself for so long. Especially with how badly he wants to get back at Aaron. It reeks of bullshit.
Nick you're beyond Elijah Schaffer/Steven Crowder levels of effeminate. No one is buying Aaron being the super gay one while you were just in it for the snizz lmao. We all saw you prancing around in your underwear licking his face for fuck sakes.
Kipersonapiscesotter
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In fairness to Balldo, the story is likely from April. Why he obsesses over it is on him though.
After April's X outbursts, I just don't believe anything she says. Like how saying Aaron abused her, then saying he didn't and she consented to all, bla bla bla.
Nick's house is getting foreclosed on, but he can't stream to generate cash, so instead spends him time writing an essay on spotting cum eating lies.
Shouldn't his parents get him committed somewhere?
ddlloo
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He's doing it for a whole bunch of reasons.
1: He's completely buttmad.
2: He's obsessed with 'winning', and sees him being the alpha chad and The Toe being the virgin cuck achieves that (in his mind)
3: He can't (read: won't) talk about anything that Aaron has alleged, so this is his outlet.
4: He's trying to show that Aaron is a liar. HE LIED ABOUT THIS GUYS, I WONDER WHAT ELSE HE LIED ABOUT HMMMM.
It's deranged at this stage. It's gone from the odd potshot about it, to now being the aside at the end of 'muh life was bad and i can't talk about it' posts and even it's own 3 page essay. The question is... why? Why is the cope and seethe increasing so much right now?
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It's like with Greek mythology only instead of Zeus it's Aaron sticking his dick in crazy again. Anybody else would have figured out by now not to do that but this is Aaron.
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