Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnsemSoD1]

Hey Patrick:

 

[The Spoils of War]

Enjoy paradox, Stalker.

This statement is false, child.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I am thinking Pat wanted this day to go like this.

Harris steps up, looks like she is going to do the deed. Then she drags trump out, he is in a nappy and he has shit all over his legs, and is crying. Harris laughs, and Trump points out he was only doing it for Putin all along, and all his supporters were duped and he hated them more than the ethical democrats. Harris then leads Patrick out, everyone is on their feet at this point, a rapturous applause that threatens to never stop. The women are holding back the tears as they scream "he is actually one of the best authors of all time, how did we not see it!? I hate myself for not understanding his genius!"

Harris winks and Pat and tells him she has a surprise in store for his valued contribution in saving American from the now melting Trump and his evil fascist army. All of the Pat posters, all 4 or 500 of them, no one is really sure because Pat keeps changing his story. The crowd is silent, all are struggling to contain all the emotions as they wait for Pat to decide what happens to the stalker childs.

"Enjoy Prison"

The roar from the crowd is so loud that weeks later they were running stories on how some people suffered hearing loss. But they didn't mind, it was worth it to honor Patrick Tomlinson and his amazing accolade of saving the free world, capturing the stalker childs and not being fat in his half house.

An unfinished draft of Tiny Tim continues to rot away on some shitty free laptop you get when you sign up for a 36 month phone contract like a retard.

That's how I think he wanted it to go.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Close, but it needs an over-the-top action sequence a la Reacher where he immobilizes a stalker child for the police while being effortlessly pithy and witty.

 

[Judge Holden]

Anuddah porcine regurgitation


See this schtick is why I am firmly on team "fatrick has literal autism" because he automatically vomits out the exact same phrases over and over again in a way that sure as fuck aint neurotypical, and the fact he uses them in conversation as shown by the josiah call makes it ever more likely he is as deep into the spectrum as he is in the closet

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

See this schtick is why I am firmly on team "fatrick has literal autism" because he automatically vomits out the exact same phrases over and over again in a way that sure as fuck aint neurotypical, and the fact he uses them in conversation as shown by the josiah call makes it ever more likely he is as deep into the spectrum as he is in the closet

We've seen it with many cows that something that is used to attack/insult them becomes part of their repertoire when they attack others.

They don't have actual understanding of the words themselves, and see them as magic spells.

I prefer this novel instead:
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this crosspost from MatI is notable.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's just like my heccin football, guys!
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Harry Potter, Star Wars, the NFL. God forbid Pat make a reference that isn't fed to him by a megacorporation. He's just a vessel for bumper stickers. At this point, quoting Neil degrasse Tyson would be a step up.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's just a vessel for bumper stickers.

Patrick S Tomlinson, the "human" bumper sticker.

That's actually almost as good a description of him as FFWBT.

 

[Post Reply]

Anuddah porcine regurgitation

He is in top persuasive form this morning.

 

[Piggle Rick]

6am Milwaukee time, Rick wakes up and shits all over a veteran and murder victim:
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It's times like this when I don't feel bad that Pat gets harassed on twitter all the time. Fat fucking coward never had the gonads to join the military. Had the courage to abandon his daughter though.

Fatrick thinks women should always “comply”. Meanwhile he, as a supposed “tough guy” man, refused to comply to a female police officer and got immobilized and cuffed anyways. Which is it, Fatrick? Or are you just a hater of women? Your online leftist “friends” would love to know.

I myself think most women who are in shape could take down this fat top-heavy blowhard. I’d put money on it.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Rick's recent oinkings at Null made me wonder: Is is possible that he believes Josiah Munoz actually was Joshua Moon?

 

[smug comporon]

Fatrick thinks women should always “comply”. Meanwhile he, as a supposed “tough guy” man, refused to comply to a female police officer and got immobilized and cuffed anyways. Which is it, Fatrick? Or are you just a hater of women? Your online leftist “friends” would love to know.

I myself think most women who are in shape could take down this fat top-heavy blowhard. I’d put money on it.

I think you underestimate the sheer weight of Rick if you think any human being can knock him down.

 

[Maude Snew]

this crosspost from MatI is notable.

Why would you need to run? There are a plethora of stationary objects known to outpace him. His phone being the most notable.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why would you need to run? There are a plethora of stationary objects known to outpace him. His phone being the most notable.

sadly, many of our negroid brethren learned way too late why they should have ran

Rick may be large, and he may seem slow, but he is voracious.

 

[Maude Snew]

sadly, many of our negroid brethren learned way too late why they should have ran

Rick may be large, and he may seem slow, but he is voracious.

I feel like the Basketball Americans not being able to resist the Venus Brap Trap is a skill issue, not a speed issue.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Rick's recent oinkings at Null made me wonder: Is is possible that he believes Josiah Munoz actually was Joshua Moon?

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't say the name Munoz out loud and have an "ah-ha! Got heem!" moment and, since he believes he's a genius, is now convinced he must be right (since he's never wrong, child).

 

[Divine right to rule]

He is in top persuasive form this morning.
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"Fact checking has a political bias towards my political team because my political team is factual"

In literally the same hour:

"You are in a cult, Conservative child."


I always found complete lack of self-awareness very funny, it is about half of the reason Patrick is my favorite Bovine.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"Fact checking has a political bias towards my political team because my political team is factual"

In literally the same hour:

"You are in a cult, Conservative child."


I always found complete lack of self-awareness very funny, it is about half of the reason Patrick is my favorite Bovine.

He drinks to quiet the inner critic and does a damn fine job of it.

 

[grapeshark77]

He almost sent 200 tweets yesterday - he probably did but they got carried over. Also he's losing followers:

 

[Judge Holden]

Somewhere in the multiverse there exists a Tiger King variant of fatrick....gawd do I wanna live in that world right now