Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[There She Glows]

Men have similar types of trade offs, like if my husband drops something in a small space, I'm reaching in to get it because I have smaller hands and it's easier for me to grab it.

TiMs will never know the ~gender validation~ of being asked to fish the car keys out from between the driver's seat and the center console because their giant man hands will never ever shrink.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Just came across a sponsored ad on Instagram. About something called “The peoples joker” a self made film about a tranny that wants to be like the joker. Trying to make the Arthur Flek “muh society made me crazy” parallels to coming out as trans. and it looks HILARIOUSLY bad if this is feature length Josh should do a commentary. It just screams “incel that couldn’t get a GF BECAME THE GF” the main punchline being that obsession with Batman villains is something ONLY MEN CARE ABOUT. Ironically in making this movie they have unintentionally put on their childish form of masculinity to display to all

I really hope this gets noticed. Because I am laughing my ass off

 

[Dr. Butt]

You don't have the same frame of reference as a woman who fears rape.

You don't know that! He could be a 14/10 world's most handsome man that only weighs 55kg who just chooses to hang out on amhole photo and coke-snorting hamplanet threads instead of being famous and constantly getting laid.

 

[Peaches Demure]

You don't know that! He could be a 14/10 world's most handsome man that only weighs 55kg who just chooses to hang out on amhole photo and coke-snorting hamplanet threads instead of being famous and constantly getting laid.

Let's say he's all those things and more: gorgeous, confident and gregarious. I.e. the polar opposite of the sad sack pooner we've been discussing. Their experiences would have even less overlap in that case.

 

[Nobody Important]

Can you perhaps advise this person?

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This looks like someone's last known photograph.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This looks like someone's last known photograph.

An oddly angled snapshot captures the victim, looking grim, sitting on a deck or outdoor seating area. If you recognize the area in the photograph or any of the (possibly stolen) articles of clothing, please contact Gotham Police at 1-888-TIP-LINE.

 

[Ann Berlin]

TiMs will never know the ~gender validation~ of being asked to fish the car keys out from between the driver's seat and the center console because their giant man hands will never ever shrink.

It's not so bad... I've found $50, a lucky penny, and the ark of the covenant in a car's asscrack

 

[California Newt]

It's good to remember that many of these straight girls are socially highly awkward and anxious. They desire romance like any other girl but are terrified of men. They know they are terrible with meeting and reading people and are usually some degree avare that they easy targets to abusers. So what do? You can go after men that are less scary and to many immature girls who know very little about men, gay men seem much safer that straight men. Gay men aren't going to sexually haras you and in tv and fanfics they have the same feminine sensibilities and intrests as you do. That sounds good and is like socially daring? It's progressive and progressive is always good right? Right.

So these girls don't really want gay men but they are the only men they dare to approach. It's stupid but it has logic in. Very faulty logic that is missing key information but still logic.

Something you'll hear about FtMs that's kind of interesting has to do with the whole gooning sphere. You don't want to go looking in those places, but you can learn a lot from the dynamics.

If you go into any of those servers, FtMs are the only biological women who seem to understand the core concept (indiscriminate internet orgy). All the other women—aside from self-identified lesbians, who for some odd reason really seem to enjoy watching the men—are either shilling onlyfans, talking about nothing in general channels, or soaking up attention while doing nothing on VCs. The FtMs, on the other hand, consistently provide ample live video evidence that they're with the program.

Presumably it's the T, but it's still odd. It's the only time I've even heard of women operating similarly to gay men (willing to join big anonymous piles). I have to assume that they're more comfortable with online stuff than meeting a biohazard off of grindr, but I still can't imagine that it's like their yaoi.

Something bisexual men learn pretty quick when they start getting more successful with women (if they started with men) is that you've gotta be a lot more careful with them. You're gonna have a hard time having a normal fraternal friendship with a man after a lapse of judgement, but the sense is that you're not gonna break something that was already broken. It's like falling off the wagon with another alcoholic; you kind of both know the deal.

With FtMs, though, it's a lot harder to get a sense of how badly you're screwing this person up. They might present similarly on the outside, and they seem to understand the ethos in a way that few women do (which can be an attractive thing about them), but you just know that in some way you can't quite grasp you're doing something way worse—even if you explicitly don't affirm their identity (many are into that, incidentally).

Obviously the answer is not to engage at all (that applies to just about everything), but the pooner sexual mind is something I'd like to understand—if not for curiosity's sake, than for my own edification. Exactly how screwed up are these women, and how badly does engaging them hurt them worse?

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Seems that chasers are learning what trans women are into and using it to their advantage. And the trannies are catching on to them as well, while unironically revealing how they know their freaks.

They deserve each other

this makes me strangely optimistic, that eventually they all will just throw up their hands and go "that was silly"

 

[Bookwork]

Just came across a sponsored ad on Instagram. About something called “The peoples joker” a self made film about a tranny that wants to be like the joker. Trying to make the Arthur Flek “muh society made me crazy” parallels to coming out as trans. and it looks HILARIOUSLY bad if this is feature length Josh should do a commentary. It just screams “incel that couldn’t get a GF BECAME THE GF” the main punchline being that obsession with Batman villains is something ONLY MEN CARE ABOUT. Ironically in making this movie they have unintentionally put on their childish form of masculinity to display to all

I really hope this gets noticed. Because I am laughing my ass off

What an exemplary cinematic creation. I wish to subscribe to this channel.

 

[Nick Obre]

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Italy: *Castrates pedophiles*
X: This is a catastrophe for the trans folx

Probably already mentioned since this post is from a couple weeks ago, but isn't that the same logic they deride from right wingers and centrists when it comes to "nazis"? "Punch nazis! But how will you determine they're actually nazis and not just people labeled nazis because of disagreements? WHY DO YOU LOVE NAZIS, ARE YOU A NAZI?"

And in this case it's a lot more difficult to just shove the scarlet letter upon an unsuspecting innocent, because for the castration to happen, THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION, TRIAL, AND SENTENCING OF THE ACCUSED.

 

[Necrosan]

I really hope this gets noticed. Because I am laughing my ass off

Spoiler: Synopsis

In the absurdist autobiographically-inspired dark comedy that boldly reimagines the Joker’s origin, a painfully unfunny aspiring clown (Vera Drew as Joker the Harlequin) grapples with her gender identity while unsuccessfully attempting to join the ranks of Gotham City’s sole comedy program in a world where comedy has been outlawed. Uniting with a ragtag team of rejects and misfits, Joker the Harlequin forms an illegal anti-comedy troupe that puts her on a collision course with the devious caped crusader controlling the city.

This is so unintentionally appropiate to how trannies operate. Gotham City, literally a city full of crime where people die everyday has one retard ask: "BUT WHAT ABOUT GENDER?".

I hope the movie ends with Batman punching his lights out and being put back in the asylum's male ward.

In the absurdist autobiographically-inspired dark comedy that boldly reimagines the Joker’s origin, a painfully unfunny aspiring clown

I can't remember the last time I saw somebody take an existing character and rewrite it to self-insert in it.

 

[aboow]

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Seems that chasers are learning what trans women are into and using it to their advantage. And the trannies are catching on to them as well, while unironically revealing how they know their freaks.

They deserve each other

as if clothes still had a gender in 2024

But calling a man in a dress "He" is somehow a horrible crime. I don't get it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Spoiler=' BS labels the following as "Four boudoir shots of Josie"'

You know "she" is a real blonde from the chest hair.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

A trans comes to the sober realisation that yes xhe doesn't pass and that yes people are just humoring xer despite "conforming to a very feminine ideal of appearance, I wear makeup every night at work, and you know, I have my hair long". Because that's what makes a woman.
It's 20 minutes of beautiful sneed, I highly recommend
bonus quote: "Transition has not helped my body dysphoria at all". Uh oh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZ5Ouzm_oE

Around 10:00, he says:

Other women, if they cut their hair short, or if they decide to not wear makeup, or they decide to wear baggy, frumpy clothes, they would still just be women. Because it is something that is unchangeable, unquestionable, it is just a fact of their life. I still don't have that freedom. I have to conform to this narrow set of gender ideals just in order to be accepted to be female by people at all. If I were to cut my hair, I would go back to being gendered male by people. If I were to not wear makeup, I would be misgendered more.

So close to getting it. It is satisfyingly ironic these troons are trying to conform to the gender stereotypes that women have been struggling with all along, just to be unpassable in the end. Most women can be frumpy on days they don't feel well and no one looks at them like a freak. At the end he even says he wants to support other people with their transition. So you want to push them towards the same struggles you have? Lovely. Such a lack of self awareness, I am surprised he even realized all the women at his work were treating him differently than other women.

 

[bort420]

Jokes aside it is sad we allow these people to have their mental illness unchecked beyond "affirmations".

affirming a mental illness, which is driven by a delusion, is the worst possible thing if your goal is to treat that illness. even if it needs you to do some things that are in the short term scary

so it stands to reason that the people pushing affirmation don't want to treat the illness. or they dont think it's an illness. or darker things.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Mentally ill woman with make-up mustache is frozen with bathroom anxiety. Bonus BPD boyfriend.

Spoiler: text

will public bathrooms end my relationship?

so for context, i am a trans man (pre op & no test) who appears feminine at first glance. i have had many horrible public encounters for simply using either gendered bathroom.

a few nights ago, i went to the club with my boyfriend and decided to enhance my mustache with makeup. half way throughout the night my bf went to the bathrooms, before entering i told him “i needa pee but am scared to go into any bathroom.” he went into the mens then came back out to let me know it was safe to go in, however, i got too consumed by anxiety after ruminating on my bad experiences. so i settled to hold it in.

once the club is closing, a drunken mom comes up to my boyfriend, his friend, and i. she was very friendly but mostly towards me (i assumed its just a woman who felt safe with another feminine presence).

after holding my piss in for 4 hours, i randomly asked the lady to accompany me in the womans bathroom bc my fears of causing an issue. we went, however, upon arriving back to my bf i noticed he wasnt talking to me or even letting me hold his hand. we talked abt the situation after and his issue is that i confided in a random weird lady over him. hes upset i didnt want him to accompany me to either bathroom.

i can understand what emotions he is feeling bc he’s explained them multiple times. i just dont get why i should feel bad for 1.) being fearful for my life, 2.) not wanting to put him im harms way, 3.) needing to make a decision before literally pissing my pants.

this whole convo has caused a huge 2 day argument and hes been splitting on me (bpd). i want to empathize w him but i feel like he is lacking to understand that my quick decision, does not indicate that i feel unsafe around him or find him useless. i’ve communicated this many times but he keeps saying “actions speak louder than words.”

It turns out MTFs aren't the only ones with unwanted hair in surgical concavities. I think bad decisions #1-4 are also related to her transition.

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Ricecookerless
now accepting funding for

Guy don’t cut your own hair naked post top surg​

3 weeks post op and I cut my own hair in the tub and my GOD I never knew that aquaphor was such a powerful hair magnet and glue that doesn’t even budge with water and soap.

I now spent about an hour+ in and out of shower trying to get lil pieces of hair out of my nipple and incision crevices and I’m STILL not done. This was easily top 5 worst decision I made in my life, let this be a tale of caution.

I pray to trans god this doesn’t cause future problems in my recovery.

 

[Dread First]

Not even normal girls wear "cute school girl outfits" you troglodyte. This man's idea of being a woman comes from anime and catholic schoolgirl porn.

Happy New Year everyone, only 19 days until the trans genocide commences!

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"Down in the dumps" Optimistic, but I hope that becomes more than just a saying

Tangentially related: I have Forensic Files running in the background and I saw this gem of a comment on an extremely grim episode about parental infanticide.

TLDR: MTF mongoloid with a self-pregnancy fetish cries about the lack of a God after watching a horrifying true crime show about a parent murdering their own child… twice.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Looks like Germany and especially Poland aren't up to speed.

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Hey,

I just stumpled on a post about UScentrism on r/ftm and that is inspiring me to ask folks around here on the different cultural situation of non-binary people in different countries.

Personally, I am German with Polish relatives, and I feel like I had to explain being non-binary "from the beginning" much more than it seems to be suggested by people from the US. There is also no classic "they/them" to default to, and Polish as a language has gendering if you talk about yourself.

I feel like a lot of non-binary people in the US go out and assume people know what being non-binary is...and then go out and assume that this is the same for other people posting here. Were getting more exposure here, too, but the past years have not been like that for me.

What's your experience? Cultural differences are a bit of a passion of mine, so I'm curious

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Here's one comment from the UK.

 

[Caesar]

Mentally ill woman with make-up mustache is frozen with bathroom anxiety. Bonus BPD boyfriend.

This story is so hard to follow and the bits I get are painfully uninteresting (a slight on them not you). They're trying so hard to supplant their lack of personality or being interesting with their identity.