Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

REAL old fags always knew that PPP and Surfer were gay lovers before Surfer's schizo meltdown and called the cops on PPP for the "Don't be a hero, bud" stream
My favorite was when PPP was finally done with the writers room and talked about how he didn't want to spend "hours a day in a discord voice call with a bunch of other gay men" or something to that effect, just literally admitting he was gay but didn't wanna hang out with a those fags
 
My favorite was when PPP was finally done with the writers room and talked about how he didn't want to spend "hours a day in a discord voice call with a bunch of other gay men" or something to that effect, just literally admitting he was gay but didn't wanna hang out with a those fags
A few weeks prior to the Vegas scandal, he broke into some Shakespearean theatrics. Someone in chat asked him if he had a theater background, he said "no, I'm just gay." Andy then told him to check his text (on his phone, not twitter or similar) and PPP vocalized "I know" after looking at his phone. I got the sense Andy said "Do you just realize you said you were gay?" or similar via the text. Near the end of my time in the audience, I was convinced that PPP was either gay or bisexual. When the Vegas scandal spoke of a "potato shaped GF", I favored the "bisexual" explanation. He could claim that all the sussy stuff was comedic bits (I do not believe this) but I definitely think there is more to it than that.

Added in edit: My mother called and rudely interrupted my important business of watching Ashton and Phil's wrasslin show, so I'm a few minutes behind. Perhaps I'll send Styx over to get her more under control. In all seriousness, I'm gonna add to the wrasslin commentary. First, watching wrasslin is fun when you have friends to share it with and kinda dumb if you're watching it solo. I enjoyed wrasslin when I was 10, 15 and 20 based on the fact that I had friends to share it with. I haven't paid attention to wrasslin since the very early oughts. Wrasslin is just an excuse to get together with your friends and shoot the shit. Second, the banter between Ashton and Phil is unironically higher IQ than the banter between Ashton and Andy, because Phil doesn't laugh at whatever he just said and can flow a conversation without being a complete tard. Third, the part where Ashton and Phil are discussing their favorite female wrestlers come across very awkward, given that both of their sexual orientations are matters of speculation, for different reasons. The lore is there if you want to look into it, it isn't worth rehashing. The show is mediocre or just north of mediocre, but it is a vaunted step up than the paypig antics of the casino.
 
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He probably planned more streams in December but something came up(Tardski) so now he's trying to get value out of them. Potato might have helped with those too so he's obligated to do at least couple of streams with them.
That or like you said he's just fat.
 
Final verdict on wrasslin show: It has potential to be a good weekly recap format as long as they keep their commentary tight and focused. Their paypigs will give the same amount if they do a 1 hour show or a 10 hour show. It has decent short term potential for a season or two. If they recap the events of the week in their own style, it will be a decent but not exceptional program. This is especially true because Phil has a recurring and chronic habit of derailing anything that is stable, as evidenced by the time he abandoned Black Myth: Wukong, which was a commercial and audience success AND he was making good progress without epic chimpouts. Phil has avoided making this an exercise in narcissism but who knows how long he can keep that up. The most clippable moment is about 2 hours and 5 minutes in where Phil makes an incredibly transparent analogy to his own circumstances, about the importance of not allowing the antics of McMahon and Hogan to be contained going forward, but not erasing their legacies or cancelling them in modern day. This was a thinly veiled parallel to his own Dead Space gameplay where he made his infamous jokes about Nazis and space Jews and the (dumb) backlash that received. He pontificates on PC/woke culture at the most surface level and moves on.

Phil's ability to avoid howler monkey antics go a long way. Perhaps his frustration with Black Myth: Wukong is that the titular anthropomorphized monkey reminded him too much of Warski's antics, not the least of which was LIVESTREAMING CHILD PORN ON 2/28/19.
 
Back in the Patriotic Nigras days id age second life accounts for like six months. It would take ages to get banned compared to an account you just made, even if it had zero logins and were literally flying a magic carpet into buildings on 9/11 while wearing a turban bigger than your player model and spamming chat.

Holy shit bro I never thought I'd ever find another person who even know what PN was.

I used to roll on furry and anime servers and drop the physics and graphics crashers and then listen as the no lifing faggots reed on voice over it. Good times.
 
There is a prediction that I have that I am going to direct message another user of this site. I have a feeling that if I predict it here, it will be subverted to prove the Farms wrong. I will either be proven right or wrong in a few hours time.
 
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One of the fun aspects of doing the real time reviewing/alogging/critiquing is that it allows me to LARP as my avatar during the Depp trial without all the dysfunctional and degenerate stuff that has since displaced that facade. Show starts in 7 minutes (32-37 minutes after extended intro is accounted for) but I'm gonna try to only chime in on severe happenings, not every play by play of every aloggable moment. I don't need a Pencilgate 2.
 
Andy Warski is hook-nosed Jew.

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1) Andy is doing HORRIBLE with his OBS operation and reeks of being high. Sound isn't bad, but it's like watching someone who is at minimum heavily buzzed on either alcohol or marijuana who is having issues with manual dexterity and manual operations. Additionally, his propensity to act out his tard impulses is even more pronounced than before.
2) My prediction was subverted because it was predicated of Ralph's status being unknown. Because Ralph is confirmed alive, my prediction was wholly wrong.
3) They busted out Cambian mere minutes into the program.

Added in edit: My prediction was partially vindicated later in the broadcast.
 
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If he kept up the Halloween decorationsm put the Christmas on top of them and genrally refused to ever take anything down so it was a mess of multiple years of holidays, it would be kino. But that's what show is anymore, is it?
 
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