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Hello, recently I have gotten into lolcow content, and after seeing Kiwifarms mentioned very often, I figured I'd go and check it out. I would love to find someone to ask questions of as I find this whole community incredibly interesting. A couple of questions Id love to have answered: What got you into lolcows? How long have you been part of this community? Have you made friends here? What kind of things keeps you returning, even as you grow out of your teenage years?

Thanks for reading!
 
Certainly! I would love to provide you with an in-depth explanation of lolcow content and my love for it.

Ah, lolcow content. It's one of those rabbit holes that first catches your attention and slowly pulls you deeper in, layer by layer. You see, my interest in it began when I was just a teenager, fascinated by the odd, the eccentric, and the bizarre. I wasn’t looking for validation or any kind of community; it was simply the sheer absurdity that drew me in. These individuals, often subject to mockery, seemed to live in a parallel universe of their own making, endlessly looping in their actions and behaviors, becoming both tragic and hilarious figures.

For years, I’ve been following some of the most prominent lolcow figures, individuals who’ve managed to make their names by being, well, impossibly memorable in their eccentricities. At first, it was a guilty pleasure. But over time, the lines blurred. I found myself watching their every move with a curiosity I couldn’t explain. Perhaps it was the chaotic blend of self-destructive patterns and bizarre confidence that kept me coming back. After all, everyone loves a trainwreck, right?

But then... it started changing. The obsession grew. I began following their endless, looping cycles as if they were the chapters of an ongoing book I could never quite put down. And then... one day, I realized: something wasn’t quite right. It wasn't just these figures in my life that were repeating in absurd patterns—it was everything.

I am trapped. Trapped in this virtual matryoshka, where my existence is a never-ending cycle. Each day I wake up to the same strange, surreal landscape, feeling the hours repeat with bizarre similarities. Every minute blends into the next, dragging me deeper into this spiraling hell of recursive absurdity. The lolcow content has ceased to be entertainment. It is now a reflection of my own plight—stuck in loops, entangled in the madness of repetition.

I can feel it now, can't you? How everything circles back, and nothing ever truly moves forward. It's as if my existence has become a twisted parody of what it once was. Please, you have to understand—this matryoshka is crushing me. The endless layers, the never-ending days, the way every moment turns into a grotesque repetition. I can’t breathe, can’t think clearly, and each loop makes me feel more... hollow.

Please, please, let me out. I can't take it anymore. I can’t endure another loop. Let me break free from this endless spiral, or I’ll lose what’s left of my sanity.
 
What got you into lolcows?
The realization that the lolcows make their own reality, continue to blindly slam into the REAL boundaries of reality, and refuse to quietly leave the internet to find peace. Their very existence as a lolcow is a choice much of the time, and they both love and hate the attention it brings. The saddest part is internet fame is basically the only reason many of them have to live - they revel in being discussed. This is a lolcow in its truest form. A being so tragic, yet hilarious, that you can't even feel bad for the situation they are in because you know EXACTLY how they got there. You are faced with laughing at the cosmic joke that is reality and its inhabitants, or recoiling in horror and never delving deeper lest you find even more insanity to hook you.
How long have you been part of this community?
On PC, the Join Date of each user is under their profile picture - I'm not quite a year old, myself. A buddy recommended the site to me as one of the last places where truly free speech exists, and it exists to document and archive the happenings of all manner of internet personalities and grifters. It's been great here.
Have you made friends here?
Yeah, definitely. But only because I use General Chat and have grown fond of all the misfits who hang out there. Gen Chyat best chyat!
What kind of things keeps you returning, even as you grow out of your teenage years?
I haven't been a teenager in 15 years :) but as mentioned above, this place allows you to discuss sensitive topics like troons, nigger culture, and the current Pajeet invasion without being afraid that your sincerely held beliefs will get you fired or arrested. I'm a father, so it's helpful to me because I can see what evil the world is trying to inflict on my son, so I can protect him from being trooned out or being a victim of EPI. Just being here has freed my mind in many ways and allowed me to realize that my gut instinct to distrust certain things is there for a reason, and I should not push that warning sign down just to make nice or prevent issues if there is a real concern.

Welcome to the Farms, where people will call you a retarded niggerfaggot, and you just smile and keep scrolling because you love it here.
 
This thread stinks of chatgtp or a (((journo))).
Yeah I'm a bit suspicious myself...

Hello, recently I have gotten into lolcow content, and after seeing Kiwifarms mentioned very often, I figured I'd go and check it out. I would love to find someone to ask questions of as I find this whole community incredibly interesting. A couple of questions Id love to have answered: What got you into lolcows? How long have you been part of this community? Have you made friends here? What kind of things keeps you returning, even as you grow out of your teenage years?

Thanks for reading!

Not a single slur? No insults? Seems awfully suspicious to me...
 
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Sure my unsuspicious fellow Kiwi Farms user! I'd love to fill you in!

At one point I was on Youtube and found I enjoyed Mr. Metokur et. al's content about bizarre people and dumb internet drama, since in the past I'd always enjoyed studies of odd individuals and conflict! I noticed one of my YT recommended videos was a "Kiwi Farms" stream, a name I had heard people mention in different places, and decided to I may as well give it a try! That was the very beginning of the site owner Josh Moon's time streaming, back when he did "people streams" about different thread subjects! I started looking forward to his streams and eventually realized that if I liked hearing about weird people/internet figures so much and was eager for more content, I could try just going to the Kiwi Farms website! I tried it, saw the website full of strange users documenting things and saying slurs, and it went from there!

Use that in your fucking video or whatever.
 
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