Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexual Chocolate]

Somewhere in the multiverse there exists a Tiger King variant of fatrick

Those are just your delusions, child.

Enjoy zoos, stalker.

 

[Judge Holden]

Those are just your delusions, child.
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Enjoy zoos, stalker.

Somehow he looks substantially less homosexual in this getup, and I am factoring the likelihood that this multiverse variant of fatrick would be encouraging the tigers to fuck him in the ass

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Random civilian encounters Rick and gets his number immediately


The double reply, the digital double take “oh wow.” My ribs

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Barron, if you're reading this - just like how you told your dad to get on podcasts to secure the young male vote, tell your dad to patpost during one of his speeches.

2016: we must get Trump to mention Gamergate

2025: we must get Trump to patpost

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

2016: we must get Trump to mention Gamergate

2025: we must get Trump to patpost

there he is, piggytits Tomlinson. He is huge isn't he folks? this man can eat millions and millions of cheesesteaks, I've never seen a fatty eat as many cheesesteaks as him, boy does he love them, and he eats more McDonalds than me, and thats really saying something isn't it? And all of the stalker children, we cant forget about the stalker children farting into his wife's vagina, what a nasty thing to do. My son Barron told me to say this next part: Tomlinson, YOU'RE CONVICTED. Enjoy prison, we have the best prisons here dont we? You're gonna love it.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick "Lard" Tomlinson has granted himself the sole authority to invoke Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, and has done so every day since 2023.

So you mean just because a fat failure of a retard says something every day over and over again for over a year, it doesn't magically become true because Obesity Is Magic just isn't a thing?

Fatrick doomer posting reaffirms to me that this will, indeed, be a very good year

Is Rick admitting. . .that the idiots. . .WON?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Is Rick admitting. . .that the idiots. . .WON?

No, child. The only thing the idiots won is a one-way ticket to prison. Enjoy it.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

So you mean just because a fat failure of a retard says something every day over and over again for over a year, it doesn't magically become true because Obesity Is Magic just isn't a thing?

Is Rick admitting. . .that the idiots. . .WON?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm not really surprised that in his rush to #DLTIW that Jennifer is arguing that the Jan 6th rioters were correct to want to hang Mike Pence. (And also presumably that Trump himself was right for believing Pence had the power to just deny electoral votes if he wanted to.)

Disappointed he couldn't make it to Madison this year to stop the Wisconsin electors from voting for Trump.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

If Pat is actually calling his representitives every day like he’s claiming, (he isn’t), then he would absolutely be on some FBI threat list.

Can you imagine if someone really did call their rep everyday and demand they invoke some bullshit to have Trump barred from office and arrested? They would be considered unstable and a threat without question.

 

[JustStopDude]

"Fact checking has a political bias towards my political team because my political team is factual"

In literally the same hour:

"You are in a cult, Conservative child."


I always found complete lack of self-awareness very funny, it is about half of the reason Patrick is my favorite Bovine.

I always get annoyed by people who expect artists and content creators to parrot the views of their audience. That is just pandering.

I don't get people who can't separate an artist from their work nor can I understand seeking constant validation. I like to experience views, perspective, art, and entertainment from a variety of backgrounds

But with Pat, what breaks me is that he isn't consistent at all. He isn't liberal or conservative. His political bias is gluttonous sloth. His positions are whatever the fuck that does not inconvenience him at all.

Like he larps as an environmentalist, while driving around in an oil burning, four cylinder, rust bucket. The US should stick it's war dick in every third world shit hole until the end of time, but fuck if he is going to volunteer his time for vets or active duty personnel.
Elections have consequences!...until it's not the result he wants. Then we have to save democracy by killing it.

His politics are about as defined and disciplined as his diet.

 

[Post Reply]

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If Pat is actually calling his representitives every day like he’s claiming, (he isn’t), then he would absolutely be on some FBI threat list.

Can you imagine if someone really did call their rep everyday and demand they invoke some bullshit to have Trump barred from office and arrested? They would be considered unstable and a threat without question.

If Pat is calling (he isn't), he's getting shunted to the answering machine like everyone else. Then the intern-slaves who review constituent contacts probably giggle about the angry fat man who keeps calling. I wonder if Pat's congressmen have contact forms?

 

[AnOminous]

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If Pat is calling (he isn't), he's getting shunted to the answering machine like everyone else. Then the intern-slaves who review constituent contacts probably giggle about the angry fat man who keeps calling. I wonder if Pat's congressmen have contact forms?

The interns answering the phones probably just complain to tech support because any time they pick up the phone, there's nothing but oinking and squealing sounds from the other end of the phone.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If Pat is actually calling his representitives every day like he’s claiming, (he isn’t), then he would absolutely be on some FBI threat list.

Can you imagine if someone really did call their rep everyday and demand they invoke some bullshit to have Trump barred from office and arrested? They would be considered unstable and a threat without question.

Long term legislators have "regulars" like the cops. They're usually more loveable weirdos than Rick, wanting to talk about strange lights in the sky or whatever that you promise to investigate, he can't restrain himself from making threats so he'd probably get put on the unofficial bad list that totally doesn't exist and your legislators respect all citizen input.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

I enjoy that Fatrick has been reduced to a doomsday crier. We should set a reminder to laugh at him when his predictions (as always) are proven false.

Bold of you to assume that Chubrick C. Steaklinson will still be alive in 2028 and not dead of Pepperoni-induced Nega-AIDS (it makes you fatter instead of emaciated).

 

[RussianParasite]

Can you imagine if someone really did call their rep everyday and demand they invoke some bullshit to have Trump barred from office and arrested?

Without powerleveling too much it happens all the time and much crazier shit is said.

wanting to talk about strange lights in the sky or whatever that you promise to investigate

Or they’re begging you to help them because the FBI won’t. The Germans have implanted a tracking device in them and listen to their phone calls/track them at all times.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Bold of you to assume that Chubrick C. Steaklinson will still be alive in 2028 and not dead of Pepperoni-induced Nega-AIDS (it makes you fatter instead of emaciated).

It would fill me with great sadness for Patrick to depart this mortal coil so soon. Every time I think he can't possibly manage to top himself and find new ways to make me chuckle I find myself surprised and mirthful with even more exuberant laughter. He may not be LotY, but to me the pigman is the goat.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

This, more than anything else, was why I voted for Trump. More than how much I detest Biden and Kamalalala, more than policy, more than the price of eggs, more than the unwashed hordes swarming our southern border, it was to see Big Titty Rick in full meltdown.

And it, is, GLORIOUS!

 

[Irene and 22 others]

This, more than anything else, was why I voted for Trump. More than how much I detest Biden and Kamalalala, more than policy, more than the price of eggs, more than the unwashed hordes swarming our southern border, it was to see Big Titty Rick in full meltdown.

I'd like to think that there's at least one person who voted for reasons similar to yourself and tried explaining this to a pollster who had contacted them prior to the election.

Pollster: Wait, so you're saying that you want Trump to win because some guy in Wisconsin will argue with his toilet on Twitter because of it?

Citizen: No, he's going to do that either way, but if Trump wins he's going to be way, way more upset when he does it.

 

[femoralcanal]

I'd like to think that there's at least one person who voted for reasons similar to yourself and tried explaining this to a pollster who had contacted them prior to the election.

Pollster: Wait, so you're saying that you want Trump to win because some guy in Wisconsin will argue with his toilet on Twitter because of it?

Citizen: No, he's going to do that either way, but if Trump wins he's going to be way, way more upset when he does it.

After reading what you guys wrote, I got genuinely sad as a foreigner I'll never experience this.

I can imagine both of you coming back from voting, sitting down on you favorite confy chair, opening a cold one and having a chuckle thinking tomorrow you'll be directly responsible for one of the millions of extra oinks of the next 4 years... aaah what a feeling that must be.

TYFYS