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He sounds angrier than he was on election day. Poor Rick probably actually held out hope that the dems wouldn't certify the election lmao
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"Here's how Bernie can still win."
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In this whole thing, the only one whose performace impressess me is his liver.
Meriasek
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He probably really thought he was on to something with Trump being disqualified and already prepared a bunch of tweets gloating about how he saved democracy and how his wisdom got the Dems to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
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Fatrick had his Newsweek "Madam President" moment.
He was so prepared to watch The Senate declare Trump an enemy of the state, and the entirety of MAGA a terrorist organization. So he had lined up the most childing of tweets against the MAGAtards, that only a genius author like him could come up, just to have them be discarded in light of the Democrats betrayal to The Constitution. "If only that jeet bish Kamala did HER ONE JOB" Fatrick says to himself, knowing that he is the one true patriot left in this fascist hellhole that is Trump's America.
Meriasek
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The next four years are gonna be fun, because the Chubby Pigsteak is gonna oink about how Trump is illegitimate and not the real president at 200 tweets per hour. He'll probably hint at demanding
Also fat, a faggot, and in possession of enormous bitch tits.
He's gonna go full Sovereign Pigizen and will deny the legitimacy of practically anything the federal government will do the entire time.
Too bad that besides being fat he's also lazy, so he won't actually take any direct or legal action, or literally anything besides oinking on Twitter and Bluesky. He could go into politics, for example. Local politics at first, then run for state senator, that sorta thing. It's not like he has much else to do besides tweeting, anyway.
But deep down he knows that it'd fail spectacularly, and he couldn't stand the narc injury.
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If only he had livestreamed his reaction, we could have gotten Thunderf00t level coping in real time when the rocket didn't blow up.
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Dangit, got distracted by the pajeet thread(s) and missed a weekend of prime pat.
Also with two weeks to go before the inauguration, fatrick is fatly throwing in the towel
Also with two weeks to go before the inauguration, fatrick is fatly throwing in the towel
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He did this election night as well. He'll always come back with a "Whelp" xeet. Followed by "something, something, resistance."
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6am Milwaukee time, Rick wakes up and shits all over a veteran and murder victim:
It's times like this when I don't feel bad that Pat gets harassed on twitter all the time. Fat fucking coward never had the gonads to join the military. Had the courage to abandon his daughter though.
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Interesting how he’s all about complying except when the police are at HIS door.
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8.2k likes, congrats Jackie! I hope that tweet isn't declared an asset in her bankruptcy filing.
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Patrick "Fat Lord" Tomlinson canceled all elections, Child. He has decreed that Trump is now to be President for Life.
Patrick "Cheesecake" Tomlinson spews threats against a Jew. His Tomlinson Solution is just around the corner.
Patrick "Lard" Tomlinson has granted himself the sole authority to invoke Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, and has done so every day since 2023.
Patrick "Cheesecake" Tomlinson spews threats against a Jew. His Tomlinson Solution is just around the corner.
Patrick "Lard" Tomlinson has granted himself the sole authority to invoke Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, and has done so every day since 2023.
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I enjoy that Fatrick has been reduced to a doomsday crier. We should set a reminder to laugh at him when his predictions (as always) are proven false.
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I am so glad Rick has shown us how effective calling your representatives and asking them to commit treason works.
He should be reminded every day that he did his absolute best and it did nothing.
He should be reminded every day that he did his absolute best and it did nothing.
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I found this retweet of Patrick's funny. What do you know; when he steals jokes, he can be pretty funny:
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I think he mostly sat there on the fart couch stress sighing while watching MSNBC and childing his stalkers. If he made a single call I'd be surprised.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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I love how quickly pat goes from Kamala being the greatest leader to ever exist during election season, to coward traitor after she doesn’t personally listen to his fat theories about the constitution
Why us indeed. I hope this puts us on track to having the first congressperson or other federal official use official government social media account to patpost.
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While the yellow-bellied cowards of the left give way to emperor pmurt, Tomlinson makes a bold and defiant stand against his incoming regime by
Coming to a grocery store near you: Tomlinson Butchery's brand new Kosher Pepperoni. For a limited time only, get them while supplies last.
Fatrick "portent of doom" Tomlinson. Beware when you hear his piggy squeals, for they denote that nothing ever happens, at least in the way that he wants things to.
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Barron, if you're reading this - just like how you told your dad to get on podcasts to secure the young male vote, tell your dad to patpost during one of his speeches. Even something minor like him saying that certain criminal elements will enjoy prison will bring about the purest squeling from Fatrick.